New FUQ Update 1/31

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 02:37pm

[quietly steps away from the thread...]

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 02:48pm

verilon wrote:[quietly steps away from the thread...]

???

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-31 02:48pm

That's right, run off before I get moody and post every third post I've even done in hopes that some are funny.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 02:52pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:That's right, run off before I get moody and post every third post I've even done in hopes that some are funny.

[thwap thwap thwappity thwap]

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 03:07pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:That's right, run off before I get moody and post every third post I've even done in hopes that some are funny.

LOL
[Ted]I'd rather you post your pic....[/Ted]

I posted mine... LOL

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-31 03:09pm

Hmm, if anyone feels up to it, I had some long, drawn-out debates in the 'Did Jesus Exist?' and 'Does God Exist?' threads 4 months ago. nothing really notably humorous, but if anyone wants to skip to page 5 of:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... sc&start=0
And pick out some particularly seething remarks, go ahead. I'm kinda busy reevaluating the debate at the moment (and looking for other posts).

Ahh, it almost feels good to plug my own work for once.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-01-31 04:41pm

Dalton wrote:3. The other supermods can do work too

Don't tell me what to do, Dalton. There are only two people who can give me orders, and expect them to be followed:

1) Darth Wong
2) God.

And right now, God is telling me that I don't have to do what you say. (He's also saying that there are hundreds of tiny Nazis living in my thumb, but that's beside the point.)

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 11:30pm

HARVEST TIME!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 11:34pm

Dalton wrote:HARVEST TIME!

BRING OUT YER DEAD, BRING OUT YER DEAD!

ROTTING CORPSES, DEPRIVED FANBOYS AND MENTALLY RETARDED TROLLS ALL WELCOME. DISCOUNTS ON HILARIOUS WAYS OF "PASSING ONTO THE NEXT LIFE" FROM FLINGING FLAMING COFFINS OUT TO SEA TO NECROHILIA REUNIONS!

BRING OUT YER DEAD!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 11:36pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:HARVEST TIME!
BRING OUT YER DEAD, BRING OUT YER DEAD!

ROTTING CORPSES, DEPRIVED FANBOYS AND MENTALLY RETARDED TROLLS ALL WELCOME. DISCOUNTS ON HILARIOUS WAYS OF "PASSING ONTO THE NEXT LIFE" FROM FLINGING FLAMING COFFINS OUT TO SEA TO NECROHILIA REUNIONS!

BRING OUT YER DEAD!

They key is not to try too hard

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 11:39pm

Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:HARVEST TIME!
BRING OUT YER DEAD, BRING OUT YER DEAD!

ROTTING CORPSES, DEPRIVED FANBOYS AND MENTALLY RETARDED TROLLS ALL WELCOME. DISCOUNTS ON HILARIOUS WAYS OF "PASSING ONTO THE NEXT LIFE" FROM FLINGING FLAMING COFFINS OUT TO SEA TO NECROHILIA REUNIONS!

BRING OUT YER DEAD!
They key is not to try too hard

1337!!!1!!

Actually I'm somewhat sleep deprived and am posting as much nonsense as possible. Plus the second Discworld game rocked.

It's 0437 hundred hours and I'm still... uh, awake.

Caffeine is good!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-02-01 12:11am

Dalton wrote:They key is not to try too hard

Right. Nobody likes a whore. Except for the employer. And the customers. And the wives who don't have to feign orgasms any more.

Scratch that, everybody loves a whore!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-01 12:15am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Dalton wrote:They key is not to try too hard
Right. Nobody likes a whore. Except for the employer. And the customers. And the wives who don't have to feign orgasms any more.

Scratch that, everybody loves a whore!

*Ahem*

I think I'll stay up a few more hours and see if I start rabbling on about anything funny to read later on.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-01 12:21am

Speaking of whoring:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... &start=275
Bibbity-bam.

Page 12 and the top 1/3 of page 13, me and my responces to MeNNis, especailly this:

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
meNNis wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote: Exactly. that's what you get when you let morons base techincal names off a Role-Playing Game (that never did research in the first place, else they would have found out it was always called Imperator sinse the official blueprints).
you mean those official blueprints that are utterly flawed and incorrect?
What, is this supposed to be some kind of excuse for favoring the idiotic non-researched named picked by designers of a late '80s paper-and-dice RPG?! You might as well have simply retorted with gibberish.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-01 12:24am

Dalton wrote:They key is not to try too hard

Right, and you've got to base them on reality, or else people think you're making it up. For example, yesterday I got a new CD player put in my truck, and my wife and I were excited about it (we've never had a CD car stereo before). This led into the unhealthy last night when I had a dream that I was going to drive to Florida to try out my new CD player. The excuse I gave in the dream was that I was going to go to Florida to cast a falsified ballot in the State Senate election being held because a state senator had just been killed by pirana. As I was getting ready to leave I mapped out a path through half the continental US on the off chance another state senator would die and I could cast a falsified ballot there too.

Of course, the problem is that this sounds made up, and I'll be the first to admit it's so convoluted even by dream standards you should think I'm making it up. In my defense, last week I had a dream where I was photographing an aligator that was wrestling with a large squid in this pond outside of town. Well, the aligator turned and bit down on my wrist with my whole hand in its mouth. Amazingly it let go and I escaped with only a few puncture wounds. I could only think that it was my lucky day that I still had my hand, so I decided to buy a lottery ticket. So I went to this convenience store, only they didn't sell lottery tickets but they had this dice game where you whipped the dice across the room and if you get a certain roll you win a prize. I had trouble because I threw it a little hard and it rolled under a Coca-Cola cooler and we had to use an ice scraper to pull it out and do a do-over. That was okay though because I got the winning number and then for the prize I got the grand one: a foosball table. You know, with the rods and figures that looks kind of like gnomes served rotisserie style. Anyway, I can't explain this one either. This is the first dream I'm aware of involving the sudden introduction of a gaming table. It probably means I'm a sexual predator or something.

Anyway, point being: don't try too hard. Just be natural, 'cause life is funny.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-01 12:30am

Sonnenburg wrote:
Dalton wrote:They key is not to try too hard
Right, and you've got to base them on reality, or else people think you're making it up. For example, yesterday I got a new CD player put in my truck, and my wife and I were excited about it (we've never had a CD car stereo before). This led into the unhealthy last night when I had a dream that I was going to drive to Florida to try out my new CD player. The excuse I gave in the dream was that I was going to go to Florida to cast a falsified ballot in the State Senate election being held because a state senator had just been killed by pirana. As I was getting ready to leave I mapped out a path through half the continental US on the off chance another state senator would die and I could cast a falsified ballot there too.

Of course, the problem is that this sounds made up, and I'll be the first to admit it's so convoluted even by dream standards you should think I'm making it up. In my defense, last week I had a dream where I was photographing an aligator that was wrestling with a large squid in this pond outside of town. Well, the aligator turned and bit down on my wrist with my whole hand in its mouth. Amazingly it let go and I escaped with only a few puncture wounds. I could only think that it was my lucky day that I still had my hand, so I decided to buy a lottery ticket. So I went to this convenience store, only they didn't sell lottery tickets but they had this dice game where you whipped the dice across the room and if you get a certain roll you win a prize. I had trouble because I threw it a little hard and it rolled under a Coca-Cola cooler and we had to use an ice scraper to pull it out and do a do-over. That was okay though because I got the winning number and then for the prize I got the grand one: a foosball table. You know, with the rods and figures that looks kind of like gnomes served rotisserie style. Anyway, I can't explain this one either. This is the first dream I'm aware of involving the sudden introduction of a gaming table. It probably means I'm a sexual predator or something.

Anyway, point being: don't try too hard. Just be natural, 'cause life is funny.

Ah Chuck. You're a funny lad.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-02-01 12:38am

Sonnenburg wrote:It probably means I'm a sexual predator or something.

I'll look it up in the Freudian handbook, but I believe it actually means that you hate your father, have subconscious sexual thoughts about your mother, and your only salvation is swift treatment with cocaine.

Of course, Freud pretty much said that every dream meant that. Perhaps that means something about his subconscious.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-02-01 08:47am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:I'll look it up in the Freudian handbook, but I believe it actually means that you hate your father, have subconscious sexual thoughts about your mother, and your only salvation is swift treatment with cocaine.

Of course, Freud pretty much said that every dream meant that. Perhaps that means something about his subconscious.

Maybe his method was flawed, but the conclusion seems sound. What red-blooded man doesn't want cocaine?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-01 08:55am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Speaking of whoring:
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... &start=275
Bibbity-bam.
Page 12 and the top 1/3 of page 13, me and my responces to MeNNis, especailly this:

Well, I pulled a nice blasphemy quote from you, but the rest isn't quite what I'm looking for - but you still got another

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-01 08:55am

Eleas wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:I'll look it up in the Freudian handbook, but I believe it actually means that you hate your father, have subconscious sexual thoughts about your mother, and your only salvation is swift treatment with cocaine.

Of course, Freud pretty much said that every dream meant that. Perhaps that means something about his subconscious.
Maybe his method was flawed, but the conclusion seems sound. What red-blooded man doesn't want cocaine?

Me?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-02-01 08:58am

Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote: Maybe his method was flawed, but the conclusion seems sound. What red-blooded man doesn't want cocaine?
Me?

Bah, girly-man.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-01 09:02am

after all Sherlock Holmes was superhumanly strong, and only did 7% pure cocaine 93% saline.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-01 09:03am

Eleas wrote:Bah, girly-man.

I am the girls' man, if that's what you mean.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-02-01 10:04am

Ted wrote:
Eleas wrote:Bah, girly-man.
I am the girls' man, if that's what you mean.

Whatever you say, dear.

By the way, this calls for a .sig change.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-01 10:18am

Oh? to what?