Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Create, read, or participate in text-based RPGs

Moderators: Thanas, Steve

User avatar
DarthShady
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1872
Joined: 2007-09-15 10:46am
Location: Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Contact:

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by DarthShady »

Karmic Knight wrote:
DarthShady wrote:Magic Comrade, Magic is the answer. :D
Importing from the Border States?
Yes, magical portals created by the wonders of Soviet..er, Shadow Technology. :lol:

And fungus. :D
SiegeTank wrote:
PeZook wrote:And then you will discover modern economic phenomenons, such as one called "inflation" :D
As long as the Pharaoh can bathe in gold, and as long as there are rag-poor straggler states to our north desperately in need of our wealth to finance their myriad brushwars, Egypt doesn't really care :D.

Besides, c'mon, admit it.... You just know that sooner or later your druids will be wanting one of those fancy golden calves to decorate that cozy forest hamlet.
Your Pharaoh should be careful. Gold has a tendency of attracting some rather unwelcome attention. :twisted:

Just saying. :D
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »


Your Pharaoh should be careful. Gold has a tendency of attracting some rather unwelcome attention. :twisted:

Just saying. :D
Not if it becomes completely worthless thanks to overabundance it doesn't :P
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
DarthShady
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1872
Joined: 2007-09-15 10:46am
Location: Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Contact:

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by DarthShady »

PeZook wrote:

Your Pharaoh should be careful. Gold has a tendency of attracting some rather unwelcome attention. :twisted:

Just saying. :D
Not if it becomes completely worthless thanks to overabundance it doesn't :P
Goddamn economists, always ruining everybody's fun. :P
User avatar
Siege
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4108
Joined: 2004-12-11 12:35pm

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Siege »

PeZook wrote:You didn't understand what I meant, did you? :P
Oh, I quite understood, it's just that the Pharaoh is an insufferable show-off, and if he has to crash the worldwide price of gold so he can have his gold-plated flying Pyramid, the gold price will damn well crash :D.

Besides, it's not like us having a ridiculous overabundance of gold will immediately depress the price of the stuff in, say, Muscovy. Unless we have a magical international gold exchange I somehow managed to miss...
Darth Shady wrote:Your Pharaoh should be careful. Gold has a tendency of attracting some rather unwelcome attention. :twisted:
Yeah, yeah, you talk real big for a demon deathly afraid of stepping out into the light ;).
Image
SDN World 2: The North Frequesuan Trust
SDN World 3: The Sultanate of Egypt
SDN World 4: The United Solarian Sovereignty
SDN World 5: San Dorado
There'll be a bodycount, we're gonna watch it rise
The folks at CNN, they won't believe their eyes
User avatar
DarthShady
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1872
Joined: 2007-09-15 10:46am
Location: Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Contact:

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by DarthShady »

SiegeTank wrote: Yeah, yeah, you talk real big for a demon deathly afraid of stepping out into the light ;).
I'm not afraid of the light, it's simply that the darkness follows me wherever I go. :D

And dude, I'm a Demon. Why would I need gold?

If I were you, I'd be worried about the humans. They tend to be greedy bastards.:twisted:
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »

SiegeTank wrote: Besides, it's not like us having a ridiculous overabundance of gold will immediately depress the price of the stuff in, say, Muscovy. Unless we have a magical international gold exchange I somehow managed to miss...
Well, yeah, shitty communications would mean financial systems collapse one by one rather than all at once ;)

Though with psionic messages, I wouldn't rule out some sort of international good markets...
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
The Romulan Republic
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 21559
Joined: 2008-10-15 01:37am

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by The Romulan Republic »

SiegeTank wrote:
PeZook wrote:You didn't understand what I meant, did you? :P
Oh, I quite understood, it's just that the Pharaoh is an insufferable show-off, and if he has to crash the worldwide price of gold so he can have his gold-plated flying Pyramid, the gold price will damn well crash :D.
Then I'm sure you will appreciate the gifts my embassy brings from Italy. :) My envoy is currently off your northern coast, and if he encounters no challenge or greeting will proceed to Alexandria.
"I know its easy to be defeatist here because nothing has seemingly reigned Trump in so far. But I will say this: every asshole succeeds until finally, they don't. Again, 18 months before he resigned, Nixon had a sky-high approval rating of 67%. Harvey Weinstein was winning Oscars until one day, he definitely wasn't."-John Oliver

"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan."-General Von Clauswitz, describing my opinion of Bernie or Busters and third partiers in a nutshell.

I SUPPORT A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE.
User avatar
Darkevilme
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1514
Joined: 2007-06-12 02:27pm
Location: London, england
Contact:

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Darkevilme »

So how close are people to wanting to go to next turn/year?
STGOD SDNW4 player. Chamarran Hierarchy Catgirls in space!
Image
User avatar
Akhlut
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2660
Joined: 2005-09-06 02:23pm
Location: The Burger King Bathroom

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Akhlut »

I'd like to do a little more before the turn's out. Like, at least start sieging Kiev, if not taking it.
SDNet: Unbelievable levels of pedantry that you can't find anywhere else on the Internet!
User avatar
Dark Hellion
Permanent n00b
Posts: 3554
Joined: 2002-08-25 07:56pm

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Dark Hellion »

Really, I think we just end the turn when everyone either says End Turn or does at about a years worth of stuff.
A teenage girl is just a teenage boy who can get laid.
-GTO

We're not just doing this for money; we're doing this for a shitload of money!
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »

Uh...what the hell? "Soon to be completed" shipyards?
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
Zor
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5928
Joined: 2004-06-08 03:37am

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Zor »

PeZook wrote:Uh...what the hell? "Soon to be completed" shipyards?
A sales pitch to gain artisans to help me out in navy development. Besides, this gives me time to train workers in shipbuilding before the yards are completed.

As for "End Turn." I actually plan on having Novgorod as something as an End Boss that can do more than just throw wave after wave of levied serf swordsmen at a wagonfort in vauge hopes they can get them into hand to hand to win. I was thinking of them having...

1-A crapload of Cavalry/ranged Archers (see three)
2-Some Air-power, i am thinking giant bats with human riders
3-Some level of gunpowder weaponry, although far less advanced than anything the Tsardom uses

As such, i plan on having one more go with the Savages of Russia before laying seige to Novgorod, with at the same note before Novgorod readies to go to war against the Tsardom's approaching armies.

Zor
HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms
WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL
Terran Sphere
The Art of Zor
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »

Ah. I thought you were just about ready to start cranking out ships, and was going to protest :D
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
Siege
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4108
Joined: 2004-12-11 12:35pm

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Siege »

I must say, perhaps the best thing about this game is conceiving of new weird things that magic can do. Sun elementals! Supernatural batteries! Perfect mirrors that duplicate shit you put in front of it! :D
Image
SDN World 2: The North Frequesuan Trust
SDN World 3: The Sultanate of Egypt
SDN World 4: The United Solarian Sovereignty
SDN World 5: San Dorado
There'll be a bodycount, we're gonna watch it rise
The folks at CNN, they won't believe their eyes
User avatar
Master_Baerne
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1984
Joined: 2006-11-09 08:54am
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Master_Baerne »

SiegeTank wrote:I must say, perhaps the best thing about this game is conceiving of new weird things that magic can do. Sun elementals! Supernatural batteries! Perfect mirrors that duplicate shit you put in front of it! :D
You know, those mirrors are a very good idea. How upset would you be if I... borrowed...the concept?
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
User avatar
Fingolfin_Noldor
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 11834
Joined: 2006-05-15 10:36am
Location: At the Helm of the HAB Star Dreadnaught Star Fist

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

I'm just going to have daemonhosts playing havoc on the battlefield, wielding psyker powers, corrupting men, etc.
Image
STGOD: Byzantine Empire
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »

Heh...I was actually thinking of sticking one to Zor and building magical factories :D

Powered by smokeless engines and using eldricht manufacturing methods. Clean, safe (except for random mutations caused by strong magical energies :P) and efficient.

We could develop an equivalent to CAD-CAM by using proper spells, even :D
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
Zor
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5928
Joined: 2004-06-08 03:37am

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Zor »

PeZook wrote:Heh...I was actually thinking of sticking one to Zor and building magical factories :D

Powered by smokeless engines and using eldricht manufacturing methods. Clean, safe (except for random mutations caused by strong magical energies :P) and efficient.
Do that, and i will counter with bizare steampunk contraptions including Difference engine run clockwork and steam powered robots, frankenstein type construct/Island of Doctor Moreau beast men shock troops and land ironclads. :P

Zor
HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms
WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL
Terran Sphere
The Art of Zor
User avatar
PeZook
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 13237
Joined: 2002-07-18 06:08pm
Location: Poland

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by PeZook »

Yeah, because those can totally work without magic :P
Image
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
User avatar
Zor
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5928
Joined: 2004-06-08 03:37am

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Zor »

PeZook wrote:Yeah, because those can totally work without magic :P
I know (well technically not the last if you just say it means "steam powered tank", but they would most likely be damn impratical) but we have some spellcasters you know (get some healing mages and alchemists working togehter mad scientist style). You can combine magic with science, i can combine science with magic. :P

That post was half sacrastic btw. But seriously, having such mage factories is likely going to be damn impratical consume all your mana and have all your wizards working around the clock. Theres plenty of coal about which we both use, be it to forge swords to be magically blessed somehow or to power bessimer converters and steam engines, but Mana is in comparitively short supply. Thats why not every Porgorian soldier carries a Ultra powerful magically enhanced blade which can cut through armor like a Katana through hot butter.

Howabout this, If you want to have arcane horrors capable of animating the Dead, Soul sucking sedutresses or foul spirits driving people mad with nightmares, magic is great, but if you want a society with more 50% of it's population urbanized with enough food production for export, make dyes cheap enough so purple can become the colour of pimps rather than nobles or turn out 15,000 steel cooking pots produced in a years time from one factory with a few dozen workers, thats where science and industry is useful.

Zor
Last edited by Zor on 2008-11-15 03:39am, edited 1 time in total.
HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms
WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL
Terran Sphere
The Art of Zor
User avatar
Fingolfin_Noldor
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 11834
Joined: 2006-05-15 10:36am
Location: At the Helm of the HAB Star Dreadnaught Star Fist

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

I think it's time for my own Adeptus Mechanicus to come up with alternatives to railway, even if I have to duplicate the system, albeit with different mechanism.
Image
STGOD: Byzantine Empire
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
User avatar
Shinn Langley Soryu
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1526
Joined: 2006-08-18 11:27pm
Location: COOBIE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Shinn Langley Soryu »

...Right when the edit function breaks, I notice a very grievious geographical error in my country writeup. Cambridge is nowhere near the Thames. I originally meant to put Castle Brunestud near Oxford, but a brain fart caused me to confuse my English universities. :?

I'll just retcon all of that out and place Castle Brunestud right where Windsor Castle would be in real life. Just an old structure under a new name, I suppose.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.

Image
ImageImageImage
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.

"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
User avatar
Siege
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4108
Joined: 2004-12-11 12:35pm

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Siege »

[double post]
Last edited by Siege on 2008-11-15 06:45am, edited 2 times in total.
User avatar
Siege
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4108
Joined: 2004-12-11 12:35pm

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Siege »

Master_Baerne wrote:You know, those mirrors are a very good idea. How upset would you be if I... borrowed...the concept?
Eh, well, if you really have to I suppose I could live with it...
Image
SDN World 2: The North Frequesuan Trust
SDN World 3: The Sultanate of Egypt
SDN World 4: The United Solarian Sovereignty
SDN World 5: San Dorado
There'll be a bodycount, we're gonna watch it rise
The folks at CNN, they won't believe their eyes
User avatar
Zor
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5928
Joined: 2004-06-08 03:37am

Re: Strategic Fantasy Crossover RPG

Post by Zor »

And that bastard Ivan got what was comming to him and soon i will be ready to cut out the last thing that stands betweens the Red Tsardom and the Birth of the Red Imperial Navy.

Zor
HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms
WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL
Terran Sphere
The Art of Zor
Post Reply