For what its worth: It better than Moebius, which is damning with faint praise if ever I heard it. Moreover, its what Mobeius was supposed to be: a fun romp through classic SG-1. We get to see the glory of the Goauld once more: Apophsis, Nirriti, Chronus, Yu, all the old gang and they're are going to kick our ass.
The opening is brilliant. The Title panning down to a slow shot wandering through out the SGC, catching snippets of daily SGC life, until Major Davis, ends up greeting SG-1. Sam, Cam, Daniel and Teal'c. The movie goes down hill from here.
First there's some attempts at comedy: Vala wants to bring a plasma gun with her to Ba'al's execution. Then we go through the gate to a Tok'Ra City (I thought we didn't like them anymore?) that contains not one Tok'Ra we've met before. Granted the only Tok'Ra we met that I don't recall dying was Peter Stebbin's Marek from a couple of season 6 episodes. Oh and Anise/Freya. Stil here we meet General Jack O'Neill. I don't want to see O'Neill anymore I really don't He's written so childishly, even RDA doesn't seem to like playing him any more. I'm beginning to think the money is the only reason he guest spots for the franchise at all.
Jack makes some childish complaints about the length of the ceremony, Baal mouths off a bit, and then people begin disappearing due to Ba'al's meddling with the time line, which makes not a lick of sense what so ever. Jack is then stabbed by Baal in the shoulder and dies. While the remainder of SG-1 makes a beeline for the gate, they get through just as everything changes and are spat out in the Artic. Where Daniel looses a foot and they are all rescued by the alternate Timeline Jack. (who's soon is still alive. Good old Chaos theory.)
SG-1 try to convince the new government, to let them fix the timeline. Landry has an awesome scene here, the gist of it being: "nuh-uh, we don't want to change the fabric of reality thanks."
One year later Baal at the head of the entire Goa'uld fleet. Good news: He wants to be friendly! (which is why he took half a hundred ha'taks with him) bad news. Vala, his queen, stabs him in the back. (literally) and decides she wants to be in charge and instructs the goa'uld to blast earth to smithereens. Teal'c sees Vala do this and swears revenge. (Ba'al promised him a free jaffa nation)
SG-1 are obviously called back into action when the Goa'uld appear, and fly fighters up to Russia to meet the gate, at the same time Teal'c arrives. The use the old highly over used 'we will free your people' change sides button on Teal'c back to win him over and then they end up at Ba'al's Time machine, which uses solar flares to sent people back in time. (As in Atlantis' The Last Man, the fact that it solar flares spit you out at your starting point, rather than your original destination is not addressed) but Vala arrives at the same time. SG-1 are killed by her Jaffa in an extended and lame fight but not before Cameron Mitchell is sent back in time to stop Ba'al. We see Ba'al's execution, laugh at Jack some more. The end.
The good:
- The opening, very fun.
- Baal's last words in the AT:
T: My lord, shall I enact your final wishes?
B: No you idiot! Save me! - Apophsis' cameo.
- Ba'al's take over of the Achilles. Very cool. The Jaffa actually seemed somewhat menacing again and hit targets with a fair amount of accuracy
The bad: - Teal'c and Vala pretty much getting shaft into very minor roles. Claudia Black especially got stuck being a near characterless badie
- The massive reset button. I would have liked it if they'd manage to get SG-1 safe and sound, rather than the typical get killed trying to change the past
- There's all of two action scenes. A sub-par dogfight and a terrible shoot out at the end. Daniel dual wields M9s. Urk.