Broken Condom with a hooker.

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Broken Condom with a hooker.

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So on Friday I was doing a hoooker in a hotel room, and my hour had run out and I really wnated to pop before she kicked me out so for the next 5 minutes I really went into a frenzy and finally came.

When I took it out, I noticed my head was sticking out of the condom and the rest of it was only around the shaft.

Should I worry about STD's? She had been working all day so I bet most of the liquids encountered were spermicide and lubricant. She shouldn't have anything to fear from me since this was my first time with a hooker.

But what do you think?
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Get yourself checked out immediately.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

If it was a legal hooker in las vegas you should probably get checked out immediatly

If it was not a legal hooker you MUST get checked out immediatly
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Defiantly get checked out.
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

I would get checked out, but IIRC, something like HIV will not show up for up to 6 months. Hopefully, that is nothing you will have to deal with.
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Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Better safe than sorry. But it may be nothing, most likely would get Chlamydia than HIV so don't sweat it. :)
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Re: Broken Condom with a hooker.

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Veers wrote: But what do you think?
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Post by Azeron »

I suggest striking back at all hookers for giving you an STD and have unprotedcted sex with hundreds of them.

IF you have a wife or significant other, I would suggesst developing a headache for the time being.
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

I think it would be interesting to see if she actually gets pregnant from it
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Post by Azeron »

I didn't think of that, good point.

Yah and this guy veers, whats wrong with you lasting an hour? What were you trying to do pleasure her or something?

idiot.
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What the hell is the point of this thread?

Closed for being both useless and on suspicion of bullshit, and also being rather obvious flamebait. Sorry.

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