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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I defy convention, pigdog!

Let us handle this like men.

*Unzips trousers*
SUPAR HEMLOCK CAT ATTACK!
SSHHHIIIIIIIT!

*Throws HemlockGrey at cat*

A-HAH! Blocked!
I call...the SN0M4N!!![/quote]I ressurect TOWNMNBS![/quote]This calls for some heavy-duty artillery...

FUNDIE BOMB![/quote]TIM, technobabble defence shield... *deep breath* GOOOOOOOOOOO![/quote]Lump Club powars...ACTIVATE!!

*emanates immense gravity well*[/quote]

Dayumn, this is going to make a bang...[/quote]

Aim for the crack in his event horizon!
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Alex Moon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:I defy convention, pigdog!

Let us handle this like men.

*Unzips trousers*
SUPAR HEMLOCK CAT ATTACK!
SSHHHIIIIIIIT!

*Throws HemlockGrey at cat*

A-HAH! Blocked!
I call...the SN0M4N!!![/quote]I ressurect TOWNMNBS![/quote]This calls for some heavy-duty artillery...

FUNDIE BOMB![/quote]TIM, technobabble defence shield... *deep breath* GOOOOOOOOOOO![/quote]Lump Club powars...ACTIVATE!!

*emanates immense gravity well*[/quote]

Dayumn, this is going to make a bang...[/quote]

Aim for the crack in his event horizon![/quote]

Cheers, spirit of dead Moon guy.

*Throws Tim at Lump Club crack*

(That sounds sooo dirty)
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Dayumn, this is going to make a bang...
Aim for the crack in his event horizon!
Cheers, spirit of dead Moon guy.

*Throws Tim at Lump Club crack*

(That sounds sooo dirty)
STACK DUMP!!

Inane Trektech solution of the week! Activate!

QUANTUM TETRYON ZPE! GOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Aim for the crack in his event horizon!
Cheers, spirit of dead Moon guy.

*Throws Tim at Lump Club crack*

(That sounds sooo dirty)
STACK DUMP!!

Inane Trektech solution of the week! Activate!

QUANTUM TETRYON ZPE! GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Uhhh...

*Puts up cartoon parasol*
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Cheers, spirit of dead Moon guy.

*Throws Tim at Lump Club crack*

(That sounds sooo dirty)
STACK DUMP!!

Inane Trektech solution of the week! Activate!

QUANTUM TETRYON ZPE! GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Uhhh...

*Puts up cartoon parasol*
So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louie!

da da da dah dah dah! donk.
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:STACK DUMP!!

Inane Trektech solution of the week! Activate!

QUANTUM TETRYON ZPE! GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Uhhh...

*Puts up cartoon parasol*
So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louie!

da da da dah dah dah! donk.
*SUPARLAZER emits beam from parasol thus obliterating the Trektech with ultra-soliton rays in the beta area of the Uranus energy flux frequency, or some shiznit*
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Uhhh...

*Puts up cartoon parasol*
So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louie!

da da da dah dah dah! donk.
*SUPARLAZER emits beam from parasol thus obliterating the Trektech with ultra-soliton rays in the beta area of the Uranus energy flux frequency, or some shiznit*
Yeah? Well, I have a fresh slice of PIE, motherfucker.

PIE.

MOTHERFUCKIN' PIE!
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I think you all lost it. *Hands Dalton a donut*
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:So long, Screwy! See you in St. Louie!

da da da dah dah dah! donk.
*SUPARLAZER emits beam from parasol thus obliterating the Trektech with ultra-soliton rays in the beta area of the Uranus energy flux frequency, or some shiznit*
Yeah? Well, I have a fresh slice of PIE, motherfucker.

PIE.

MOTHERFUCKIN' PIE!
I have some nice Muller Yoghurts, YOG-HURTS NOT YO-GERTS.

Bling-bling!
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Captain Lennox wrote:I think you all lost it. *Hands Dalton a donut*
Join usssssss...
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Alex Moon wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:I think you all lost it. *Hands Dalton a donut*
Join usssssss...
Yes, together we shall rule the modern bakery and confectionary departments of all major retailers*.

*Wal-Mart and Sainsbury's not included
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:*SUPARLAZER emits beam from parasol thus obliterating the Trektech with ultra-soliton rays in the beta area of the Uranus energy flux frequency, or some shiznit*
Yeah? Well, I have a fresh slice of PIE, motherfucker.

PIE.

MOTHERFUCKIN' PIE!
I have some nice Muller Yoghurts, YOG-HURTS NOT YO-GERTS.

Bling-bling!
YOU WILL EAT THE GODDAMN PIE.
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Dalton wrote:*SUPARLAZER emits beam from parasol thus obliterating the Trektech with ultra-soliton rays in the beta area of the Uranus energy flux frequency, or some shiznit*
Yeah? Well, I have a fresh slice of PIE, motherfucker.

PIE.

MOTHERFUCKIN' PIE!
I have some nice Muller Yoghurts, YOG-HURTS NOT YO-GERTS.

Bling-bling!
YOU WILL EAT THE GODDAMN PIE.[/quote]

NO WAY YOU INSANE BAKERY OBSSESSED MANIAC! YOGHURT RULES YO AZZ! BLING-EFFING-BLING!
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:NO WAY YOU INSANE BAKERY OBSSESSED MANIAC! YOGHURT RULES YO AZZ! BLING-EFFING-BLING!
I DO NOT EAT CURDLED MILK.
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:NO WAY YOU INSANE BAKERY OBSSESSED MANIAC! YOGHURT RULES YO AZZ! BLING-EFFING-BLING!
I DO NOT EAT CURDLED MILK.
Mi... milk?

It's NOT milk! It's YOGHURT!
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What the Fuck is this thead?!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:What the Fuck is this thead?!
Err...

*whistles innocently*
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When I saw the thread topic I thought it would be something comparing Dalton's mass to that of the moon.

That said, CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGE! GIVE ME DONUTS OR GIVE ME PIZZA!
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Andrew J. wrote:When I saw the thread topic I thought it would be something comparing Dalton's mass to that of the moon.

That said, CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGE! GIVE ME DONUTS OR GIVE ME PIZZA!
*Trips you up into a vat of yoghurt*

Like it, bitch!
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Hmmm...I have a box here that has Krispy Kreme on the side...*whistles innocently*
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The Dark wrote:Hmmm...I have a box here that has Krispy Kreme on the side...*whistles innocently*
*Drools*
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(Drives to the Simpson home.)
(Breaks down the door.)
(Runs up the stairs.)
(Breaks down the door to Homer and Marge's bedroom.)
(Grabs Homer.)
"Wha-who are you?"
(Throws him through the window.)
"Yaaaggghhh!!!!!!!"
(Hits grass.)
"OW!! Ah bit mah tung...."
(Runs down to lawn and throws Homer into the back of a van.)
[Famous Homer wimper] "W-who are you? Where are you taking me?" [/Famous Homer wimper]
(Drives to thread.)
(Kicks Homer out of van into the thread.)
"OWWWWHHH! That really hurt!"
(Van drives off, leaving him in a cloud of dust.)
(Homer gets up and looks around.)
"Where the hell am I?"
(Van stops.)
(Van backs up to Homer.)
(Joe yells out window.)
"In a SD.net thread, jackass!"
(Immediately drives off again.)
"Oh, well--"
(Homer sees massive quantities of donuts.)
"Gaaahhhh......"
(Jumps on them and gorges.)
MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:(Drives to the Simpson home.)
(Breaks down the door.)
(Runs up the stairs.)
(Breaks down the door to Homer and Marge's bedroom.)
(Grabs Homer.)
"Wha-who are you?"
(Throws him through the window.)
"Yaaaggghhh!!!!!!!"
(Hits grass.)
"OW!! Ah bit mah tung...."
(Runs down to lawn and throws Homer into the back of a van.)
[Famous Homer wimper] "W-who are you? Where are you taking me?" [/Famous Homer wimper]
(Drives to thread.)
(Kicks Homer out of van into the thread.)
"OWWWWHHH! That really hurt!"
(Van drives off, leaving him in a cloud of dust.)
(Homer gets up and looks around.)
"Where the hell am I?"
(Van stops.)
(Van backs up to Homer.)
(Joe yells out window.)
"In a SD.net thread, jackass!"
(Immediately drives off again.)
"Oh, well--"
(Homer sees massive quantities of donuts.)
"Gaaahhhh......"
(Jumps on them and gorges.)
MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Nooo! The average thread IQ level has risen somewhat.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:(Drives to the Simpson home.)
(Breaks down the door.)
(Runs up the stairs.)
(Breaks down the door to Homer and Marge's bedroom.)
(Grabs Homer.)
"Wha-who are you?"
(Throws him through the window.)
"Yaaaggghhh!!!!!!!"
(Hits grass.)
"OW!! Ah bit mah tung...."
(Runs down to lawn and throws Homer into the back of a van.)
[Famous Homer wimper] "W-who are you? Where are you taking me?" [/Famous Homer wimper]
(Drives to thread.)
(Kicks Homer out of van into the thread.)
"OWWWWHHH! That really hurt!"
(Van drives off, leaving him in a cloud of dust.)
(Homer gets up and looks around.)
"Where the hell am I?"
(Van stops.)
(Van backs up to Homer.)
(Joe yells out window.)
"In a SD.net thread, jackass!"
(Immediately drives off again.)
"Oh, well--"
(Homer sees massive quantities of donuts.)
"Gaaahhhh......"
(Jumps on them and gorges.)
MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

:P
Nooo! The average thread IQ level has risen somewhat.
(Homer gets thrown out of the forum.)
"Isn't there a place in this forum for a man with an IQ of 100?"
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That's 105 IQ you heretic! Misquote Simpsons and dai!
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