Here you go Dalton
*LT.Hit-Man walks onto the stage with a cold blank look on his face and steps up to the mike*
" Frist off I want to thank everyone who voted for me, I know who did and who didn't...Hehehehe"
*gives everyone an evil stare*
" I also want to thank my old friends in ASVS for porviding me with a lot of good ideas for my fics as well as fodder for said fics and fan fic reviews"
* Even worse evil stare with a sadisic smile*
" And a warm thanks to all my newfound friend on SD.net for giving me some new ideas for a few new fics that I'll be working on soon."
* Takes his award(s) and walks off stage *
A few minutes later there is a lound scream from abover everyone fallowed by a wet rending souns as blood pours from the air vents covering everyone with the warm, wet red stuff.
A peice of a ripped cloth lands by dalton who picks it up.
Writen on the bloody scrap are the words
* USS.Dorkstar Cap:Mike6002 *
Brotherhood of the Monkey: Rabid Sith Monkey from hell.
Mad scribbler of the Writer's Guild Headquarters
Grand Inquisitor of ASVS (ret) ASVS Vets Assc.
" poor bruised and mistreated? jesus Christ Iggy, you haven't been watching Voyager reruns again have you? " - Darth Fanboy