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I fucking hate today!

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Today my dog got hit by a car, my parents found my stash and above all else my gf's dad is being transfered cross country. :cry:
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong
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Sr.mal wrote:Today my dog got hit by a car, my parents found my stash and above all else my gf's dad is being transfered cross country. :cry:
Holy shit. My heart goes out to you; I have never had a day in my life as bad as that.
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Stash... of porn? Oh, I understand. Next time keep it up high on a shelf over your desk like I do. :) Sorry for the bad day.
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Is it like Friday the 13th where you live or something? Because man that sucks. Is your dog allright? Sorry for the rotten day. :(
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My dog was killed. So now there is a tree (African Sumac) that will live off of Siberian Husky. :cry:
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
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jaeger115 wrote:Stash... of porn? Oh, I understand. Next time keep it up high on a shelf over your desk like I do. :) Sorry for the bad day.
Uhhhhh, I'm pretty sure he ment drugs, I've never heard someone call their porn "their stash", or maybe I just hang out with to many dopeheads.
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Wow, that is horrible.
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Sr.mal wrote:My dog was killed. So now there is a tree (African Sumac) that will live off of Siberian Husky. :cry:
I didn't want to ask, because I was afraid you'd say that. Terribly sorry to hear it.
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Ouch! You have my sympathies
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Goodness, it's like the world was singling you out. My condolences.
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I appreciate the sympathies but until someone invents a time machine I will be quite depressed :cry: And yes a stash of some very fine pot
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My deepest condolensces, to both your dog and your stash. I've never had days that bad.
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Shit. Girlfriend, stash, and dog.

Stash of drugs?
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Dog, Transfer, And drugs?

Lucky for me only one out of three has happended to me

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Any one of those three could ruin a man's entire month by itself. My condolances man. Losing a pet is one of the worst feelings in the world.
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Outside of the pot I feel sorry for you.
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And I thought that I've had bad days. I'm very sorry.
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Sorry to hear all that man.
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If I ever find out who hit my dog I will personally give them a curbjob. Break his jaw and all his teeth. Then maybe they could fathom a mere speck of the pain I feel.:evil:
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
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But you can call me the salaminizer
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Sorry 'bout all that man.

My friend witnessed his kitten getting hit by a car, that was bad.
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Sr.mal
Sorry about your dog.
Can't say the same about your drugs tho.
Ted wrote:"My friend witnessed his kitten getting hit by a car, that was bad"
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Im sorry you lost your dog. I lost several cats to cars when I lived near a big open field. It sucks. Do you have any other pets to still take care of?
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Sr.mal wrote:My dog was killed. So now there is a tree (African Sumac) that will live off of Siberian Husky. :cry:
A Husky? Nooooo. :cry:
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Sr.mal wrote:If I ever find out who hit my dog I will personally give them a curbjob. Break his jaw and all his teeth. Then maybe they could fathom a mere speck of the pain I feel.:evil:
What, did they do it on purpose?
I would`nt be surprised there are a lot of assholes who make it a game of killing everything with 4 legs just for fun.

and i know what it feel like i lost cats and dogs that way.
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Holy crap man, that all sucks.
Feel free to ignore people who don't seem to realise that ther'es a time and a placing for judging people.

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