Muslims=Klingons???

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-02 10:43pm

Totally factual scientific research found here!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/startrek.html

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 02:21am

DAMN SHIT YES!!!!!! I've been saying this for years now!!!! Only differences between camel fornicators and Klingons are the technology and the honor.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-03 02:34am

Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 02:46am

Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.

Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder.

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-03 03:57am

Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.

Because we all know that real-world Muslims are all vicious, bloodthirsty primitive killers!

You fucking retard.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-03 11:39am

And I thought they weer just ripped off from the Kzinti...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 11:42am

CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder.

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.

You do know what Landover Baptist is, don't you?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-03 11:50am

innerbrat wrote:And I thought they weer just ripped off from the Kzinti...

Funny, but a good match! I always thought Klingons resembled Vikings.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-03 01:12pm

CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder.

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.

racist

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 01:14pm

I agree. Both of them are.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-03 01:22pm

Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-03 01:27pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.

how did roddenberry know?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-03 01:30pm

salm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.
how did roddenberry know?

He was a closet COMMIE?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-03 01:50pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
salm wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Actually, the Klingons are based NOT upon how the Israeli view the Palestinians, nor how Americans viewed the USSR, but but how the Russians viewed the Americans during the Cold War.
how did roddenberry know?
He was a closet COMMIE?

Roddenberry did indeed have communist leanings.

http://victorian.fortunecity.com/wooton/414/trek.html

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 03:38pm

salm wrote:
CyberMacGyver wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Not really a good fit. B&B-era Klingons are stupid and lack the problem solving ability (given a supply of box cutters and twenty Muslims, find a way to kill the greatest number of infidels for the glory of Allah...) demonstrated by real-world Islamics.
Klingons also allow their females to be warriors and share command positions with males. Just one thing to say:

F U C K ALLAH!!!!!! The similarities are more striking because the Klingons, while honorable to a certain excentric degree, were a despicable race of warmonging morons. And there is no honor in mass murder.

You do have to admit that it is funky that it is a common conception that Klingons=Muslims, or rephrasing, Muslims would be like Klingons if they had the technology. Barbaric Fundie Bastards.
racist

I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 03:39pm

So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-02-03 03:50pm

CyberMacGyver wrote: I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????

So...you're grouping a few fanatics with the whole? Please explain to me how that doesn't make you a racist fucktard?

Maybe you can do the same to the christians. AFter all, they did go on crusades.

Fuck off and die you racist shit.

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 03:53pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.

Are there regular muslims? There have to be moderates. But they get fucked by the fundamentalist smashing majority in islamic countries. How often do you hear about non muslim terrorists? Or are you going to argue the fact that the hijackers were all muslims? What about Richard Reid? It is not the moderates killing people by strapping dynamite to their butts and pushing the button in a bus. Plus, nobody mentioned race. We are talking about religion here. And religion sucks ass. ANY religion. Even more if the tenets of said religion(s) include mass murder as a divine precept. You don't have to be an arab to be a muslim. ANY idiot can be a muslim.

I would recommend you go to your nearest convenience store and buy two pounds of A CLUE.

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 03:58pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
CyberMacGyver wrote: I am most definitely not a racist. I guess neither of you guys had an issue with 9/11? And I ended my rant with the words Barbaric Fundie Bastards. As far as I am concerned, you choose your religion. Therefore, it is fair game. Muslims choose to be assholes instead of being enlightened as they were centuries ago when they were messing with algebra and higher math. Now they just kill infidels. HOW CAN YOU DEFEND THAT???????
So...you're grouping a few fanatics with the whole? Please explain to me how that doesn't make you a racist fucktard?

Maybe you can do the same to the christians. AFter all, they did go on crusades.

Fuck off and die you racist shit.

Who's the racist? NOBODY mentioned colors or ethnicity before you guys posted your attacks. And I challenge you three to show me one moderate, rational muslim. Or one rational, moderate Christian, for that matter. And then I will show you how many more of them are most definitely not moderate.

If somebody knew how to can and market A CLUE, he would make a killing here.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 04:03pm

CyberMacGyver wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So you're grouping the extremists along with the regular ones? Fuck off.
Are there regular muslims? There have to be moderates. But they get fucked by the fundamentalist smashing majority in islamic countries. How often do you hear about non muslim terrorists? Or are you going to argue the fact that the hijackers were all muslims? What about Richard Reid? It is not the moderates killing people by strapping dynamite to their butts and pushing the button in a bus. Plus, nobody mentioned race. We are talking about religion here. And religion sucks ass. ANY religion. Even more if the tenets of said religion(s) include mass murder as a divine precept. You don't have to be an arab to be a muslim. ANY idiot can be a muslim.

I would recommend you go to your nearest convenience store and buy two pounds of A CLUE.

I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-02-03 04:04pm

Hmm...let me see....

I GO TO SCHOOL WITH ONE YOU FUCKTARD! He was in my ET CAD class two semesters ago.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 04:06pm

I suggest that you go out and buy at least five pounds of coherence, you stupid, bigotted cunt.

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-03 04:09pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.

Is it your custom to attack anyone who does not agree with your world views? Is that how you greet new forum users?

Your childish aggression speaks volumes.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-02-03 04:10pm

CyberMacGyver wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
I recommend that you just shut the fuck up and figure out what the hell you're trying to talk about, you stupid fucking cunt.
Is it your custom to attack anyone who does not agree with your world views? Is that how you greet new forum users?

Your childish aggression speaks volumes.

No, its how we greet racist fucktards like you. Do the world a favor, and pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-03 04:10pm

It's how I tell raving bigotted cunts like you to shut the fuck up and go spread your hateful spew elsewhere.