The Italian Job: Science Triumphs Again

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The Italian Job: Science Triumphs Again

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LONDON - Some of Britain's brightest minds have resolved one of the country's biggest cinematic cliffhangers: How the robbers could have got away with the gold at the end of "The Italian Job."

The 1969 heist film ends with the robbers' gold-laden bus teetering over the edge of an Alpine road, with their loot — and their lives — in doubt.

On Friday the Royal Society of Chemistry offered fans a little closure, announcing the winner of a competition to find a scientific solution to their predicament.

"Like many people, I watched the film from when I was a young boy," said John Godwin, the winner. "It's one of those classic British films, with great actors — Michael Caine, Noel Coward, Benny Hill — and a great car chase, and at the end of the day they've done all the hard work and it seemed a waste to leave them hanging on that mountainside."

"The Italian Job" follows Charlie Croker, played by Caine, as he assembles a crack team of likable crooks to pull off a complex plan to steal a stash of gold in the Italian city of Turin. The ensuing car chase — which cuts across the rooftop test track of Fiat's Lingotto building and down the steps of Turin's Gran Madre di Dio church — ranks among the most gripping in movie history.

But things end badly when the gang's getaway bus slides halfway off a mountain road on its way to Switzerland. The bus seesaws precariously, with the men gathered at the front and the gold weighing down the back, which is hanging over the cliff. A wrong move could send the bus tumbling into the chasm below, but Croker says: "Hang on a minute lads — I've got a great idea." Then the credits roll.

Royal Society of Chemistry Chief Executive Richard Pike said the competition to find an ending to the movie that preserves both the gold and the men was aimed at "promoting science and chemistry to a wider audience in an entertaining way," adding that some 2,000 people had tried their hand at extricating Croker's gang. Some of the more novel solutions including burning the asphalt to glue the bus to the road or dissolving the gold with acid, he said.

Godwin said his fix took him an afternoon to work out:

* Break the windows at the back to reduce weight.
* Break two windows at the front, hold one gang member upside down out of the window to deflate the front tires and stabilize the vehicle.
* Drain the rear fuel tank through an access panel at the bottom of the bus.
* Gang members leave one by one from the front, collecting stones to replace their weight.
* Keep adding stones until someone can safely go to the rear to retrieve the gold.

Godwin said gathering the data he needed for his equations, like the fuel efficiency of a 1964 Bedford VAL14, the weight of a window or the price of gold in 1968 — needed to establish the weight of the haul — was fairly easy. "The Internet's a great place," he said.

He isn't the first to suggest a solution.

Caine himself proposed a much simpler idea in a British Broadcasting Corp. documentary six years ago — albeit one that leaves the hapless gang short of their precious haul.

"The next thing that happens is you turn the engine on," Caine said. "You all sit exactly where you are till all the petrol has run out, which changes the equilibrium. We all jump out and the gold goes over the cliff."
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Did they have any rope on them? How long were their belts combined?

Lassoing one of the bundles and pulling it over to them would have gave them more weight to stay up with. Just repeat that a few times, and you'll be steady enough a light person could go over and start moving the gold to the front.

Then take the gold off the bus (unless the gold in the front of the bus weighs more then the rear of the bus), and either go find a car to steal, or try to get the bus back on the road.
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This is a better solution to the whole "Vaporise the gold via laser and direct it out the rear window" or some such nonsense that I've seen suggested by scientists before. Sure, why not just fashion a teleporter out of your clothing and spare Mini parts too?

And Caine's solution isn't that bad. Sure, you lose the transport, but you can recover the gold, assuming the polizia and mafia don't get to the scene any time soon. I'd rather be alive and have the prospect of recovering my losses, than dead and rich.
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Solauren wrote:Did they have any rope on them? How long were their belts combined?

Lassoing one of the bundles and pulling it over to them would have gave them more weight to stay up with. Just repeat that a few times, and you'll be steady enough a light person could go over and start moving the gold to the front.

Then take the gold off the bus (unless the gold in the front of the bus weighs more then the rear of the bus), and either go find a car to steal, or try to get the bus back on the road.
Not sure you could do that. The gold is stacked. Pulling one over will first require pulling it off the stack. A heavy weight of gold falling to the ground may add the force needed to push the bus over the edge.
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Well, realistically if you stacked gold that high the bottom bricks would go squish anyway. Gold is not good at being self supporting.
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