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The Red King Crabs, some more than a meter
wide, have ravaged their way 500 kilometers along Norway's coast in just 10 years.
Tuesday, Feb. 4, 2003. Page 4
Russian 'Red Army' of Monster Crabs Heads West
By Alister Doyle
Reuters
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KIRKENES, Norway -- A spiny "Red Army" of monster crabs is on the march west from the Russian Arctic and might end up menacing vacationers on beaches all the way to Portugal.
An estimated 12 million king crabs, descendants of stock brought from the Pacific Ocean under a Stalin-era scheme, are scuttling into the Atlantic after a mystery crustacean population explosion off northern Russia.
The crabs, originally an experimental food source for the barren northwest Soviet Union, have ravaged their way about 500 kilometers along Norway's Arctic coast in just 10 years.
No one knows how far south the seabed stormtroopers, some more than a meter from claw-tip to claw-tip, will advance before the water gets too warm or they run into tougher predators.
"Estimates for the potential southward limit for the species range between Lofoten [just inside the Arctic Circle in Norway], the North Sea basin and Portugal," the WWF environmental group said in a report.
The WWF suggests a fishing free-for-all to stop the crabs, a delicacy known as Kamchatka crabs or Red King Crabs. The WWF also wants the United Nations, via its Convention on Biological Diversity, to put pressure on Oslo to halt the crawl.
Norwegian officials dismiss suggestions that the crabs might sometime be slicing off the toes of bathers as far south as the Algarve after conquering beaches in Sweden and Spain, with side trips to Britain, Ireland and the Baltic Sea. "Lofoten is likely to be the limit but it is very difficult to say," said Aasmund Bjordal, chief researcher at the state-run Norwegian Institute of Marine Research.
He said the crabs liked icy waters and that cod, catfish and even seals preyed on the soft-skinned young crabs before they develop the armored shells of the adult. The biggest crabs weigh about 10 kilograms.
In the Pacific, where environmentalists say seabed competition is tougher, the crabs have ventured as far south as Canada's Vancouver Island and northern Japan. "It's more likely that the crabs will go north than south," said Jan Sundet, a senior researcher and leading crab expert at the institute. The crabs venture into shallow water to mate in spring but lurk in deeper waters most of the year.
Yury Orlov, a Russian who helped transport crabs by plane and train from the Pacific, reckons the species could reach the mouth of the Mediterranean. "It will keep going as far as Gibraltar," he told the Norwegian daily Aftenposten.
Orlov led a project to bring 2,000 female crabs, 1,000 males and 10,000 young from the Pacific in the 1960s. No one knows what caused the population to rocket in the 1990s.
The crab plan was launched under Stalin in the 1930s. Most died on early trips until Orlov hit on a survival of the fittest test -- meaning the new crab stock may be even tougher than their Pacific cousins. "I put the crabs on their backs and if they managed to turn over quickly, they were strong enough to make the trip," he said.
Bjoern Bye, a crab fisherman in the Norwegian Arctic port of Kirkenes, has a word of advice. "They're easy to handle but don't put your fingers near their claws," he said. "I don't think they could cut off a finger but they can give a deep cut."
Some Norwegian fishermen hate the crabs for ripping their nets while others welcome them as a new source of income -- crab meat sells for 400 crowns ($58) per kilogram in Oslo shops.
"We have to stop seeing the crabs as a plague and see them as a resource," said Norway's fisheries minister, Svein Ludvigsen. He said the crabs were popular with gourmets in Japan.
Norway and Russia have doubled quotas to a total of 800,000 crabs for 2003 from 400,000 in 2002, when catches were first allowed off Norway. Oslo also plans to fix a maximum southern limit beyond which fishing will be a free-for-all. The WWF wants more drastic measures, fearing the crabs may usurp native Arctic species. "Norway should allow free catches of the crabs everywhere all year round, with subsidies if needed," said Rasmus Hansson, head of the WWF in Norway. "The problem is that there are no real predators for the crabs in the western Arctic, where the crabs are a much bigger and more powerful than any bottom-living organism," he said. Several species of giant crab compete in the Pacific.
Ludvigsen said it would be impossible to exterminate the crabs -- even using poisons -- and that they were introduced decades before the convention was agreed in 1992. Other officials say eradicating the crabs would be like trying to oust rainbow trout, introduced to European rivers from North America. Many species are nonnatives; potatoes and tomatoes spread to Europe from South America in the 16th century.
Fisherman Bye shrugged off the disputes. "The crabs can be a pest, but they're easy to catch," he said.
The Red King Crabs, some more than a meter
wide, have ravaged their way 500 kilometers along Norway's coast in just 10 years.
Tuesday, Feb. 4, 2003. Page 4
Russian 'Red Army' of Monster Crabs Heads West
By Alister Doyle
Reuters
Www.afsc.noaa.gov
KIRKENES, Norway -- A spiny "Red Army" of monster crabs is on the march west from the Russian Arctic and might end up menacing vacationers on beaches all the way to Portugal.
An estimated 12 million king crabs, descendants of stock brought from the Pacific Ocean under a Stalin-era scheme, are scuttling into the Atlantic after a mystery crustacean population explosion off northern Russia.
The crabs, originally an experimental food source for the barren northwest Soviet Union, have ravaged their way about 500 kilometers along Norway's Arctic coast in just 10 years.
No one knows how far south the seabed stormtroopers, some more than a meter from claw-tip to claw-tip, will advance before the water gets too warm or they run into tougher predators.
"Estimates for the potential southward limit for the species range between Lofoten [just inside the Arctic Circle in Norway], the North Sea basin and Portugal," the WWF environmental group said in a report.
The WWF suggests a fishing free-for-all to stop the crabs, a delicacy known as Kamchatka crabs or Red King Crabs. The WWF also wants the United Nations, via its Convention on Biological Diversity, to put pressure on Oslo to halt the crawl.
Norwegian officials dismiss suggestions that the crabs might sometime be slicing off the toes of bathers as far south as the Algarve after conquering beaches in Sweden and Spain, with side trips to Britain, Ireland and the Baltic Sea. "Lofoten is likely to be the limit but it is very difficult to say," said Aasmund Bjordal, chief researcher at the state-run Norwegian Institute of Marine Research.
He said the crabs liked icy waters and that cod, catfish and even seals preyed on the soft-skinned young crabs before they develop the armored shells of the adult. The biggest crabs weigh about 10 kilograms.
In the Pacific, where environmentalists say seabed competition is tougher, the crabs have ventured as far south as Canada's Vancouver Island and northern Japan. "It's more likely that the crabs will go north than south," said Jan Sundet, a senior researcher and leading crab expert at the institute. The crabs venture into shallow water to mate in spring but lurk in deeper waters most of the year.
Yury Orlov, a Russian who helped transport crabs by plane and train from the Pacific, reckons the species could reach the mouth of the Mediterranean. "It will keep going as far as Gibraltar," he told the Norwegian daily Aftenposten.
Orlov led a project to bring 2,000 female crabs, 1,000 males and 10,000 young from the Pacific in the 1960s. No one knows what caused the population to rocket in the 1990s.
The crab plan was launched under Stalin in the 1930s. Most died on early trips until Orlov hit on a survival of the fittest test -- meaning the new crab stock may be even tougher than their Pacific cousins. "I put the crabs on their backs and if they managed to turn over quickly, they were strong enough to make the trip," he said.
Bjoern Bye, a crab fisherman in the Norwegian Arctic port of Kirkenes, has a word of advice. "They're easy to handle but don't put your fingers near their claws," he said. "I don't think they could cut off a finger but they can give a deep cut."
Some Norwegian fishermen hate the crabs for ripping their nets while others welcome them as a new source of income -- crab meat sells for 400 crowns ($58) per kilogram in Oslo shops.
"We have to stop seeing the crabs as a plague and see them as a resource," said Norway's fisheries minister, Svein Ludvigsen. He said the crabs were popular with gourmets in Japan.
Norway and Russia have doubled quotas to a total of 800,000 crabs for 2003 from 400,000 in 2002, when catches were first allowed off Norway. Oslo also plans to fix a maximum southern limit beyond which fishing will be a free-for-all. The WWF wants more drastic measures, fearing the crabs may usurp native Arctic species. "Norway should allow free catches of the crabs everywhere all year round, with subsidies if needed," said Rasmus Hansson, head of the WWF in Norway. "The problem is that there are no real predators for the crabs in the western Arctic, where the crabs are a much bigger and more powerful than any bottom-living organism," he said. Several species of giant crab compete in the Pacific.
Ludvigsen said it would be impossible to exterminate the crabs -- even using poisons -- and that they were introduced decades before the convention was agreed in 1992. Other officials say eradicating the crabs would be like trying to oust rainbow trout, introduced to European rivers from North America. Many species are nonnatives; potatoes and tomatoes spread to Europe from South America in the 16th century.
Fisherman Bye shrugged off the disputes. "The crabs can be a pest, but they're easy to catch," he said.
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Holy shit, NATO needs immediate funding to create a new super cyborg crab to compete, that or a shitload of pen size torpedoes.
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That's a big ass crab. Send those bad boys to the east coast of the US. They eat crablegs like popcorn.
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ACK! CRABS!
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2 metres TALL?Admiral Valdemar wrote:Those things rock, I remember seeing a video of loads of abby ones I think invading some town, don't know where like.
We have one of these in formaldehyde in the bio history section at Lancaster Uni, bloody massive they are! Hear some can be 2 metres tall.
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The L85 is no match for a squirrel, let alone a two-meter crab. Wonder how many Mark 11 depth charges and Bl755 cluster bombs you've got stockpiled.....kheegan wrote:2 metres TALL?Admiral Valdemar wrote:Those things rock, I remember seeing a video of loads of abby ones I think invading some town, don't know where like.
We have one of these in formaldehyde in the bio history section at Lancaster Uni, bloody massive they are! Hear some can be 2 metres tall.
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Here's a good pic of the buggers; the Japanese Spider Crab, now you see why mechas are so popular, hell, the arachnids in SST are more apt an analogy!
The official largest of these critters had 2.7m long CLAWS.
Giant Spider
Macrocheira kaempferi
When you think of the worlds largest spider you will normally envisage the Tarantula with a leg span of 8 or 9 inches but technically speaking the worlds largest spider is the ' taka-ashi-gani 'or Japanese Spider Crab, Macrocheira Kaempferi. One specimen had a 3.7m or 12 foot leg span and weighed 41 Lb!
If you bashed it with a broom, you would just make it mad !
The Giant Japanese spider crab can generally be found in the Pacific Ocean around Japan. They can live at depths of 50-300m or 150-1000 feet.
The giant spider crab is one of the largest arthropods know to man. They measure up to 3.7 m from the tip of one claw to another. The width of their body usually grows to about 37cm (15inches) They are covered with little nodules called tubercles and most of their size is taken up by their long legs.
Giant spider crabs are omnivorous and scavenge for food. They can eat algae, plants, molluscs and small fish. Catching and tearing the meat up in their powerful pincers.
They move along the Ocean floor very slowly and subsequently are easy targets for hungry predators that are big enough to attack it. As some form of protection they attach sponges and smaller animals to their shells to divert predators.
The Spider Crab tends to live in Ocean vents or holes that are big enough to take it. They are now hunted by fisherman as their meat is apparently quiet delicious.
Because of its hard outer casing it has been classed as a member of the crab family ( crustacean) even though crabs only have 6 legs.
So an underwater spider best fits the category.
The official largest of these critters had 2.7m long CLAWS.
Giant Spider
Macrocheira kaempferi
When you think of the worlds largest spider you will normally envisage the Tarantula with a leg span of 8 or 9 inches but technically speaking the worlds largest spider is the ' taka-ashi-gani 'or Japanese Spider Crab, Macrocheira Kaempferi. One specimen had a 3.7m or 12 foot leg span and weighed 41 Lb!
If you bashed it with a broom, you would just make it mad !
The Giant Japanese spider crab can generally be found in the Pacific Ocean around Japan. They can live at depths of 50-300m or 150-1000 feet.
The giant spider crab is one of the largest arthropods know to man. They measure up to 3.7 m from the tip of one claw to another. The width of their body usually grows to about 37cm (15inches) They are covered with little nodules called tubercles and most of their size is taken up by their long legs.
Giant spider crabs are omnivorous and scavenge for food. They can eat algae, plants, molluscs and small fish. Catching and tearing the meat up in their powerful pincers.
They move along the Ocean floor very slowly and subsequently are easy targets for hungry predators that are big enough to attack it. As some form of protection they attach sponges and smaller animals to their shells to divert predators.
The Spider Crab tends to live in Ocean vents or holes that are big enough to take it. They are now hunted by fisherman as their meat is apparently quiet delicious.
Because of its hard outer casing it has been classed as a member of the crab family ( crustacean) even though crabs only have 6 legs.
So an underwater spider best fits the category.
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gabbagabbagabbagabbagabba....
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If they didn't live some 50-100m below sea level then I'd soon shake off my fears of snakes or spiders or anything.
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But you'll mutate them into UBER CRUSTACEANS OF DOOM!Sea Skimmer wrote:"And to think they laughed when I procured a thousand nuclear depth charges in the ages of homing torpedoes, now I'll show them all! Hahahahahahaha.........."Admiral Valdemar wrote:Ya think?Jadeite wrote:Crap, those are huge!
If they didn't live some 50-100m below sea level then I'd soon shake off my fears of snakes or spiders or anything.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER EATING THOSE THINGS?
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But...they're all tendily...and spindlely...and the meat is too watery...
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Yes, but some people like crabs, and the bigger the crab, the more meat there is, and the happier those people are.HemlockGrey wrote:But...they're all tendily...and spindlely...and the meat is too watery...
What about the really tiny ones that come in swarms that turn the ground red? Are those edible?
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