Fanboy's in trouble! (Feb 14th related)

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-04 07:59pm

salm wrote: depends on. if you want to find out if she´s a real keeper go for the weed. if she accepts it ´she´ll not only be cool on that issue but will also be a lot more chilled in other stuff. maybe. in the end it´s still a woman, and we all know ho unpredictable and illogial they usually act.

*runs for the next bunker*

underage... illegal substance (at least here in the states)
Just don't go there.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-04 08:00pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
salm wrote: depends on. if you want to find out if she´s a real keeper go for the weed. if she accepts it ´she´ll not only be cool on that issue but will also be a lot more chilled in other stuff. maybe. in the end it´s still a woman, and we all know ho unpredictable and illogial they usually act.

*runs for the next bunker*
underage... illegal substance (at least here in the states)
Just don't go there.

umh... what?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-04 08:05pm

salm wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
salm wrote: depends on. if you want to find out if she´s a real keeper go for the weed. if she accepts it ´she´ll not only be cool on that issue but will also be a lot more chilled in other stuff. maybe. in the end it´s still a woman, and we all know ho unpredictable and illogial they usually act.

*runs for the next bunker*
underage... illegal substance (at least here in the states)
Just don't go there.
umh... what?

You're being really stupid in telling anyone to give the gift of chronic. It's illegal and she could well turn him in.

And Ein, date raping a woman (or in your case a man) with weed is a bad and criminal idea.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-04 08:08pm

Stormbringer wrote:
salm wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: underage... illegal substance (at least here in the states)
Just don't go there.
umh... what?
You're being really stupid in telling anyone to give the gift of chronic. It's illegal and she could well turn him in.

And Ein, date raping a woman (or in your case a man) with weed is a bad and criminal idea.

Weed isn't a date rape drug. Trust me I've been under the influence and I always welcomed the sex.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-04 08:08pm

Think of something silly to do, but not stupid. Show her that she should want to spend more time with you simply because you're fun to be around, not because you shower her with gifts.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-04 08:10pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Weed isn't a date rape drug. Trust me I've been under the influence and I always welcomed the sex.

Any drug used to lower someone's inhibitions for sex is a date rape drug. And just because you welcome the sex doesn't mean others would. It's a bad idea (to say the least) to do that.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-04 08:15pm

In addition to cheese, don't buy auto parts.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-04 08:17pm

"Unlike this car battery, my love for you will never die."

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-04 08:23pm

"This exhaust pipe represents my undying affection for you. Among other things."

-slap-

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-04 08:41pm

"As you can see, Hemlock is sad. From now on Hemlock's sadness will be represented by the oboe."

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-04 08:46pm

Sonnenburg wrote:"As you can see, Hemlock is sad. From now on Hemlock's sadness will be represented by the oboe."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE OBOE!!!!!!!!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-04 08:48pm

But I play the guitar...can't tell an oboe from my dick.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-04 08:50pm

HemlockGrey wrote:But I play the guitar...can't tell an oboe from my dick.

Well, the reed is probably the same size.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-04 08:51pm

Reeds? Whoa! I've been up north, near some swamps, and the reeds that grow there are fucking HUGE...sadly, Hemlock Jr is nowhere big as some of those...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-04 08:53pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Reeds? Whoa! I've been up north, near some swamps, and the reeds that grow there are fucking HUGE...sadly, Hemlock Jr is nowhere big as some of those...

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l_______________) that's about the size of the reed Kelly is talking about

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-04 08:56pm

Crazy.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-04 08:57pm

Stormbringer wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Reeds? Whoa! I've been up north, near some swamps, and the reeds that grow there are fucking HUGE...sadly, Hemlock Jr is nowhere big as some of those...

_______________
l_______________) that's about the size of the reed Kelly is talking about

[Oboe plays quietly]

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-04 08:57pm

OBOE reed, dumbass.

Oboe reed.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-04 09:04pm

Stormbringer wrote:And Ein, date raping a woman (or in your case a man) with weed is a bad and criminal idea.

This is Ein we are talking about....I'm gonna leave it at that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-04 09:05pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:In addition to cheese, don't buy auto parts.

Okay, you heard Spanky. Get the girl some swiss cheese, and a muffler.

Anyway, I wouldn't reccomend trying too hard to please her. I believe that would make a fool out of you.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-04 09:19pm

Here is a great question to ask her. My friend made this up as a way to pick up girls. "Are you wearing a thong? And if so can I see it." Now this can end in one of two ways, you'll either get slapped, and the girl will never speak to you again. OR she will lead you off to a more private area.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-04 09:26pm

That's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day. Congratulations.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-04 09:33pm

Sonnenburg wrote:That's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day. Congratulations.

Hey, I didn't think of it. It was my friend, don't worry, he only used it as a joke.....I hope....He is the kind of dumbass self-conceded kind of guy to go and try something like that and think it will work.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-02-04 10:11pm

I think you should take a page from "RayCav's Book of Love".

Give her the gift of apreciation.

Tell her you've been stalking her for months, with you head 2 inches from her chest, staring constantly at her boobs.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-04 10:17pm

How old is your GF?
If she's like under 16, you might want to try a stuffed animal...