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Link to new Terminator/Dollhouse trailer

Yeah, that trailer would seriously make me watch those shows. :roll:

"El Fuego your fridays" - What does that even mean?
Ok, in their defense both shows have very attractive young women but "Dames of deception"? "D-gurlz"? What, did they hire retard boy to write their ads now?

Do the trailers accurately reflect the main stories of the shows? Would you think that to be a Terminator series? Or a Joss Whedon show?

Great going, Fox. Way to support your shows.
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Someone should have told them "Grindhouse" didn't do well at the box office.
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The relationship between a show and its network can sometimes be quite frustrating. JMS ranted about PTEN, "You could have shot the whole bunch and thrown them off a pier...which on reflection is pretty much what happened."
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Yeah, but then Fox used to produce smart trailers in the past for both shows. Just look at the first Dollhouse trailer or the early T:SCC trailers. Those were fun, accurate and - dare I say it - intelligent.
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Thanas wrote:"El Fuego your fridays" - What does that even mean?
Absolutely nothing unless you're a network exec who's had one white line too many.

But...it shows that they're thinking of that oh-so-important Spanish speaking demographic, and muscling in on Univision's turf.

Forget "A-Team" en Espanol: "Coming soon ooonnnn Foooxxxx: Viernes Gigante!"
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I actually do have six years of reading Spanish under my belt, but for all I know it could have been a meme or something. Maybe there was a movie or something called that which has become a synonym for whatever Fox tries to convey here.

But I now realize that this would give Fox too much credit.
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I'm pretty sure the Fox execs figured they'd jump on the Latin trend (from two years ago) by throwing in a little ungrammatical Spanich for the viewers.

Sadly, Fox's glory days appear to be over. The searchlights are dimming...
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Thanas wrote:I actually do have six years of reading Spanish under my belt, but for all I know it could have been a meme or something. Maybe there was a movie or something called that which has become a synonym for whatever Fox tries to convey here.

But I now realize that this would give Fox too much credit.
No, you're right. The problem is that the movie in question is "Grindhouse".
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Which was a truly shitty movie according to the reviews. Not having seen it, did Grindhouse "El Fuego" something?
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Thanas wrote:Which was a truly shitty movie according to the reviews. Not having seen it, did Grindhouse "El Fuego" something?
Not so much the "El Fuego" but the whole look and tone of the trailer is right out of the trailers for "Grindhouse". The one fake trailers in front of the movie did have a Mexican lead and some Spanish so its just keeping with the whole "Grindhouse" theme. A theme that should have died a cold hard death the moment it left the brainstorming session that produced it.

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The scary thing is, I can't decide whether you are

a) serious
b) joking
c) praising the trailer
d) high
e) drunk
f) without any sense of taste
g) some of the above
h) all of the above.
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All of the above! It was hilarious and downright brilliant! :lol:

The only thing missing was giving Cameron more kick-ass one-liners or something.

Goddamn, GRINDHOUSE! WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS!
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So Shroomie thinks this trailer to be a good sign. Okay, let's get him back to that padded cell. :lol:
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I enjoyed the Grindhouse double feature for what it was. Cheesy pulp 70s schlock. That in no way means I want to see it repeated on television. That visual style in no way represents either of those shows in a flattering light.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote: Goddamn, GRINDHOUSE! WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS!
Eh, needs more Nazi shota wolfboys.

Opera-singing Nazi vampires with magical jet-killing muskets would not be remiss either.
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I was just saying that GRINDHOUSE style is awesome in an (intentionally) unintentionally hilarious way, and that I found the T:SCC/Dollhouse trailer very funny and entertaining - to the (un)pleasant surprise of Thanas and some other dudes.

I don't get why they are so upset over something so humorous. :P
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Thanas wrote:Great going, Fox. Way to support your shows.
Heh I agree that he trailer is lame but let's see the comments from youtube:
xFiveByFive (2 minutes ago)
Awsome promo!

qix10efaxa (2 hours ago)
fucking fuck yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

xmovieDE (13 hours ago)
damn nice promo

ermac2988 (2 days ago)
cant wait for dollhouse

cre8ivelicense (2 days ago)
Finally Fox is doing something right,
This Promo rocks :D
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Oh wow. Those actually echo what's going on in my brain. :lol:
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I don't know how accurate to the program it will be but Dollhouse looks rather over sexed. And there are more characters in Terminator than Cameron you know, Fox, like the one who's named is in the fucking title.
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Odd, since Lena Headey actually showed her tits in 300.

What is Dollhouse like, anyway? Isn't it totally centered on some weirdo experimented-on girl who goes around every episode ruining people's shit? Namely, distilled Joss Whedon?
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Shroomie, man, please just quit spamming the thread and do a simple search for Dollhouse.
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I'm sorry, man. I'll make up for it by posting something insightful (for me).

Mmm... upon wiki-ing, this Dollhouse thing doesn't strike me as particularly captivating. Whereas Firefly the whole "emotionally dissociative chick being experimented on to kick all sorts of ass" is just ONE of the many plot threads going about, just like how perhaps in Buffy (which I don't watch), the whole "teenager conscripted to a war on whores vampires" is just one part of the show, this Dollhouse thing seems like it's totally hinged on the "emotionally dissociative chick being experimented on to kick all sorts of ass" thing. Like, the whole show looks like it's its just an avenue for Joss Whedon's favorite, um, fetish.

At least with his other shows, there are other dimensions. And even in T:SCC, Cameron is just another (crucial) facet of the show and while there are episodes with her being prominent, there are others with her barely being there, so the whole thing is definitely not centered around her. Even if she's got a *big* part.


That new trailer totally reeks of misleading advertisement. But, really, I appreciate it for its merits. I think its funny - and I think that other shows should have their trailers done in similar fashion too (imagine 24's trailer being done in a Ruthless 80s Action style, or Lost being made out into some sort of pulpy adventure) since it's creative and in good humor. I actually faved the video.
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