Freeform Infocom Game

[Darkevilme]

Course not, wear it as a hat.

[JointStrikeFighter]

no, store for later use.

[Formless]

I'll give you a third alternative. Gut it. Eat the meat. Turn the pelt into a hat. Save the guts for later. There. Nothing wasted, no smelly carcass to deal with later.

[Hawkwings]

Ask Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton for advice.

[Questor]

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton suggests that in addition to eing a little bit less jumpy in the future, perhaps you could eat the meat, save the guts, and make a hat.
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[Zablorg]

check status of wraith intestine.

[Questor]

The wraith intestine squirms inside you pocket. You think it may have gotten bigger.

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[Hawkwings]

Follow Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton's advice.

[Questor]

Following Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton's advice, you eat the meat, skin the rabbit, and save the guts for later. You will tan the skin tomorrow night.

You have gained a rabbit skin.
You have gained rabbit guts.

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[Formless]

Do I store the rabbit guts in the same pocket as the wraith intestine? I'm torn between not confusing the two in the future and experimenting to see if the wraith intestines absorb/assimilate the rabbit guts in some way.

[Enigma]

Masturbate in front of the knight.

[Questor]

The wraith intestines quickly consume the rabbit guts.

You have lost rabbit guts.

As you begin to masturbate, Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton says, "Counter by asking his name first, if you needed relief, I'm sure the tavern wench at the last town would have aided you, for a fee."

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[Zablorg]

Continue.

[Questor]

After you finish, Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton compliments you on your stamina.

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[Zablorg]

Contine on your journey.

Jesus...

[Zablorg]

Feed semen to wraith intestines.

[Questor]

The wraith intestines grow again.

You continue on your journey.

You encounter another creature in the forest. Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton yells, "Draw steel!"

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[Questor]

Contine on your journey.

Jesus...

OOC: What was I supposed to think? This is the same board where I didn't even bat an eye at the masturbate idea.

[Zablorg]

I was sighing exhasperatedly. No need for offence, sir.

Prime sword and observe creature.

[Formless]

Draw longsword of logic. Attack.

[Questor]

I was sighing exhasperatedly. No need for offence, sir.

Prime sword and observe creature.

OOC: I know, it took me a few minutes to stop laughing after reading your reply. I'm a little disturbed that my mind went there first, now.

You draw your sword and see a strange creature with three heads. One of a dragon, another of a parrot, and a third of a labradoodle.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton yells, "Do not allow the dog's head to deceive you, it is the most evil of the lot!"

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Edit: OOC: I was making an exasperated remark myself, it just didn't come across right.

[Zablorg]

Attack labradoodle

oooh, Wraithtine is going to feast well on this one...

[Questor]

As you attack, the labradoodle head makes a face.


You hear in your mind, "I am not evil, I am trapped in a body with these other evil beings."

EDIT: Fix punctuation.

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[Zablorg]

Attack regardless

[Questor]

When the Longsword of Logic strikes the monster, the monster makes a terrible sound, and the wound catches fire.

The parrot head tries to bite at your hand.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton blinds the dragon head with two quick stabs to the eyes.

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