Freeform Infocom Game

[Enigma]

Rename WHORES to Sir Quentin's Mother and then ride Sir Quentin's Mother. Ride it hard.

[Questor]

As you kiss the dragon head, it breaths fire, cooking you to a crisp.

RELOADING FROM LAST CHECKPOINT...

As you sever the parrot head, you notice the dragon head turning towards you and inhaling, as if to blow out a birthday cake.

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[Enigma]

Rename WHORES to Sir Quentin's Mother and then ride Sir Quentin's Mother. Ride it hard all the while attacking the dragon's head.

[Questor]

WHORES is renamed Sir Quentin's Mother.

While you are attempting to attack the dragon, it breaths fire, you dodge out of the way. You stab the head and, as usual, the wound catches fire.

Sir Quentin's Mother has killed its creature, and is running to your aid.

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[DesertFly]

Lick Sir Quentin's Mother

[Zablorg]

Rename Sir Quenton's Mother, WHORES

Attack other monster or something? Is our one dead?

[Questor]

Sir Quentin's mother renamed WHORES.

You are hard-pressed by the monster.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton is holding his own, having killed all but the labradoodle head on his own monster.

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[Zablorg]

We've severed the labradoodle and the parrot head off, and stabbed the dragon in the head, and we are hard-pressed?

Uhh, okay. Sever the dragon head.

Check status of WHORES' opponent.

[Questor]

You sever the dragon head, but not before your clothes catch fire from the next breath of fire.

WHORES's opponent is dead, and he is diverting to attack Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton.

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[Zablorg]

Attempt to stop WHORES from attacking Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton by any means neccessary in escelating order of extremity. So, shout at it first or something.

[Questor]

You have misjudged WHORES angle, and it piles into the monster Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton is fighting, killing it with a single leap.

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[Zablorg]

Encourage WHORES to feast upon the dead.

Proceed.

[Questor]

WHORES feast upon the dead, growing visibly stronger with each bite.

You are wounded.
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[Enigma]

Rename WHORES to Zablorg is a shithead. Lick wounds.

[Questor]

WHORES renamed to Zablorg is a shithead.

You lick your wounds. They taste like blood and dirt.

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[Formless]

Do I have any water? Say in a canteen? If so, wash out wounds with water.

Oh, and rename Zablorg is a shithead to Enigma is a WHORE.

[Questor]

Zablorg is a shithead renamed to Enigma is a WHORE.

There is a stream running through the clearing you are in. You wash your wounds.

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[Connor MacLeod]

Turn on the "Can't swear or use foul language because it registers as an invalid command" option, and then locks it out with the "because Zablorg and enigma are children and if they try to change it the game erases itself off the hard drive" option.

[Zablorg]

Turn on the "Can't swear or use foul language because it registers as an invalid command" option, and then locks it out with the "because Zablorg and enigma are children and if they try to change it the game erases itself off the hard drive" option.

Sir, you are mistaken and deluded. The term "Whore" refers to a real occupation in which the service provider, usually female, rents their body to a customer for a certain period of time, whereupon sexual acts are performed. My usage of the term WHORES therefore can hardly be considered a display of foul language of any sort. So, Enigma started it!

Where is the location of our wounds? How long on WHORESback would it take to reach a settlement?

[Formless]

I believe the word you are looking for is "prostitute," sir. Or "sex worker."

That said, I stand by my last command, for reasons outlined by Connor. I just said it differently.

[Questor]

OOC: I'm going to set the name to WHORES, because it makes a good pun. Further name changes are under Conner's rules.

You have lacerations on your forearm. They should be fine if you bind them with a strip of cloth.

As for town's you have no idea, perhaps you should ask Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton.

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[Jaepheth]

Wash rabbit skin in stream.

Wrap arm with rabbit skin.

Bind rabbit skin with braided reeds or grass from the stream's edge.

Say: "Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton, I must confess your name is quite wearing on the tongue. Would you much mind if I henceforward referred to you as Mary?"

[Questor]

You have bound your wounds.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton says, "Of course not. I have been called Mary, or Sir Mary, many times."

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[Jaepheth]

Search the monster's corpses and the area in which they were originally sleeping.

[Questor]

There is nothing usable on the monster's corpses. But they have collected a sizable stash of shiny baubles.

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