Freeform Infocom Game

[Questor]

The Longsword of Logic flies through the heart of the approaching marauder.

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[darthdavid]

focus on the breathe rune and try and breathe the marauder's blood.

[Questor]

You shove the helmet against the dead marauder's chest, but cannot get an airtight seal.

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[Hawkwings]

Examine dead marauder.

[Questor]

The dead marauder has a small knife. His clothes are rags, it looks like he has lived, unsuccessfully, in the forest for years.

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[JointStrikeFighter]

Take knife, use to cut maruder into bite size chunks, feed to whores.

[Questor]

You feed the marauder to WHORES.

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[Havok]

Have sex with the WHORES.

[Questor]

Invalid command

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[Questor]

OOC: I'm going back one step because I came up with a response.

As you approach WHORES, it gets irritable that you have awoken it, and tries to bite off your arm.

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[Questor]

OOC: I'm going back one step because I came up with a response.

As you approach WHORES, it gets irritable that you have awoken it, and tries to bite off your arm.

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EDIT: Sorry about the double post. Can a mod delete this?

[KrauserKrauser]

Try to bite off own arm before WHORES gets too close

[Questor]

You succeed in biting off your own arm.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Obligatory: Have sex with it

[Questor]

OOC: The arm, WHORES, Mary, Mary's horse, the monsters, the rabbit carcas, or the marauder's bones?

EDIT to add: Anything seems to be possible in this thread.

[KrauserKrauser]

All of them at once!

[Questor]

As you try to take off your pants, you fall down from blood loss.

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[Hawkwings]

Die.

[Questor]

You have died. Resuming from last checkpoint...

You feed the marauder to WHORES.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Feed self to WHORES

[Questor]

You have died. Resuming from last checkpoint...

You feed the marauder to WHORES.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Feed Gems to WHORES

Feed Longsword of Logic to Mary's Horse

Feed Mary to Monsters

Feed Arm to Rabbit Carcas

[Questor]

WHORES bites you in half.

You have died. Resuming from last checkpoint...

You feed the marauder to WHORES.

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(OOC: I'm ignoring any further me too, +1 style posts in this tread)

[Hawkwings]

Find Sir Mary.

[Questor]

Sir Mary is asleep in his bedroll, having slept through your entire encounter with the marauder.

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