Freeform Infocom Game

[Scottish Ninja]

Point out to the Longsword of Logic that with a BM-30 Smerch MLRS, it would not be necessary to approach the nest in order to deploy the chemicals.

[Questor]

The Longsword of Logic points out that you have no idea how to use the BM-30, and your last attempt to summon living beings didn't work out well.

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[generator_g1]

Continue with journey to the nest.

[JointStrikeFighter]

Summon UAZ to facilitate journey

[Enigma]

Recklessly summon every known and unknown chemical gasses in the multiverse.

[Questor]

You reach the nest.

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[Jaepheth]

Continue to aid the longsword of logic by reading to it from Kuroneko's post history, as well as from http://mathworld.wolfram.com

Change dressing on wound using some strips of cloth.
Use remaining strips of cloth to wrap arrow heads and soak with tar.

Suggest this plan: Wait until the monsters are most probably asleep. Block all the entrances to the monster's lair with straw soaked in tallow and/or tar. Flood the caverns with chlorine gas (with concentration >1000 ppm) summoned by the longsword of logic. Monsters that do not die in the cave will find their capacity to fight highly diminished by the painful caustic burns, and the formation of acidic solutions in their lungs. As they try to escape they will run into the piles of straw coated in highly flammable, and sticky, fluids. It should then be simple to ignite the wounded monsters by shooting them with flaming arrows. Dispatching stragglers should then be trivial.

[Questor]

You prepare yourself.

Everyone seems to like that plan.

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[JointStrikeFighter]

You feel the burning straw adds undue complexity to the plan and omit it, instead uping the chlorine concentration.

[Questor]

The sword says, "That seems like a good idea, should we proceed?"

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[Zablorg]

PROCEED

KEKEKEKEKAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FIRE BURNING WUAAAAAAH

[Questor]

You put on the chemical suit, and aid your companions.

The Longsword of Logic summons the chlorine.

Three monsters manage to lurch out of the nest, but they die horribly before your eyes.

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[Jaepheth]

Wait a few hours and cautiously begin exploring the caverns, harvesting beaks as you go.

[Questor]

OOC: How fast would chlorine dissipate from underground tunnels?

The Longsword of Logic says, "Perhaps we should send the skeleton?"

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[JointStrikeFighter]

You consider the fact that chlorine gas will attack the shit out of the skeletons calcium carbonate bones.

[Enigma]

Nevertheless it is better them than us. Send in those bone men.

[JointStrikeFighter]

No it really isn't he'll be fucked INSANELY QUICK

[Questor]

OOC: OK, so the skeleton is out.

You collect 232 beaks from the nest.

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[Enigma]

Make the skeletons break dance for amusement. Rename Sir Mary to Sir Twit.

[Questor]

The skeleton break dances.

Sir Mary renamed Sir Twit.

You hear screaming from your sword.

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[Hawkwings]

Ask sword what the matter is.

[Questor]

The sword is having a relapse from being so near all of the Morgylle beaks.

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[Hawkwings]

Point out that 232 beaks net a reward of 11.6 million Quatloonies.

[Questor]

The sword is heartened by your good fortune, but is still distraught.

It does shut up after going to read a math website.

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[Jaepheth]

Go to town on WHORES' back.