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Gandalf wrote:I think if my mum found out she might be relieved, I once saw a pamphlet she had that said, "Is My Son Gay?"

As for the security issue, I have my own access, to wipe one's tracks, just go to internet options, clear history and clear temp internet files, if you're really worried delete cookies too.
Basically what I do every day anyway to free up memory.
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Set up encrypted FS- I don't use it though since it interferes with the standard loopback device on linux, which I use a lot.

Maybe download Cygwin, encrypt with openssh, write a shell script that nukes the files if it does not find a keyfile in a floppy disk. :twisted: . Probably a more flexible solution than Loop-AES anyways and you can use it on windows.

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Gandalf wrote:I think if my mum found out she might be relieved, I once saw a pamphlet she had that said, "Is My Son Gay?"
WTF?!
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LOL.

I'd love to see that one.
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Just normal stuff, mostly. Nothing bad.
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Parents would kill me if they found anything like that on the PC, I mean I joked about it once and they practically looked like they wanted me to go to the gulags.

Depends on moods though, any sex scene or naked chick onscreen in a film of TV programme is shrugged off or laughed at, my dad seems to have this annoying thing to start humming when sex is being performed on the telly. I tell him to shut up but it must be a parent gene or something.

But being at Uni I don't have to worry about this thing anyway now, even before that my PC was rarely used by my dad and considering he accidentally deleted Windows when I asked him to free up space on the HDD in his work folder, I doubt he'd have been snooping around too easily.

I have spy programs on the PC anyway and Blowfish encryption if need be. You may find the file even if it were deleted but you ain't opening it within the next century. 8)
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Ah, the bad old days when I had to keep porn hidden...sometimes I hid it so well I forgot where I left it and some really great stuff was lost forever.

Now I keep it in a folder called "Porn". It's got two folders, "Stills" and "Video". For easy access, there's a shortcut to it on my desktop.
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BWAHAHAHA! some parents suck!

i´m so glad that i´m out of that age. if my parents had found porn at your age nothing would have happened but it surely would have been embarassing as hell.
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It could be worse Hemlock. One time i was feelign amorous and i loaded www.worldsex.com . I loaded up a pic gallery and was spanking my plank for all i was worth, all of a sudden i heard my wee sister speaking "Stevie WHAT are you doing"
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Darth Pounder wrote:It could be worse Hemlock. One time i was feelign amorous and i loaded www.worldsex.com . I loaded up a pic gallery and was spanking my plank for all i was worth, all of a sudden i heard my wee sister speaking "Stevie WHAT are you doing"
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While not porn (although there are some nudes), all of my character pictures are organised by series and reside in a folder called "Nitro9er".

I have no idea why I called it that.
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While we're on the subject of porn and porn-like things, I think you should take out your girlie menagerie, Captain tycho. I'm sure all the men around here appreciate it, but I think there are too many boys roaming around this board for that. Maybe I'm being a wet blanket and my teacher-side is coming out, but I don't really think it's appropriate. Sorry.
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HemlockGrey wrote:...Dad found remnants of some questionable things I thought I'd knocked off the comp.

I got the lecture. The whole 'demeaning' angle. He's going to harp on this for weeks. In fact, he's probably got some sort of camera aimed at the computer right now. Bah.
I hope he didn't start quoting the Bible and telling you you'd burn in Hell, but your parents aren't fundies, are they?
Of course, I thought, you know, maybe, if this ever happened, the parents would be cool about it, and just accept it, but, then again, these are the people who, when I go over to my friend's house, demand to know the order of events in which we're going to hang out, speak to their parents, meet them, and talk awhile before letting me out of the fucking house.
Go to http://www.sexcriminals.com/polls/1024 to see what Americans say about porno when they're not secretly renting it.
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Zaia wrote:While we're on the subject of porn and porn-like things, I think you should take out your girlie menagerie, Captain tycho. I'm sure all the men around here appreciate it, but I think there are too many boys roaming around this board for that. Maybe I'm being a wet blanket and my teacher-side is coming out, but I don't really think it's appropriate. Sorry.
I have to agree here. It is a bit too risque. Plus, it sucks bandwidth to load.
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What a talkbacker has from that site has to say:
2003-02-04 (julz)
I feel that pornography is and always has been an outlet for sexual deviances. If it were not a promotion of rape/molestation,then such products would not portray women in bondage type situations. If it were "harmless" and "normal" then such pics would portray WOMEN in normal scenarios and clothing, however the majority of pornography denotes childlike models in childlike clothing--many appearing no older than my 12 year old daughter. I also had the unfortunate brief experience as an entertainer and can tell you from personal experience that NOT ONE OF THE MALES that I encountered was looking at the women that looked and acted their ages--instead--they were mesmerized by the "childlike" little girl costumes and songs. I left that "scene" after my first day.
Has never seen any porn, obviously, making her fully qualified to judge it.
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The day I turned 18 was the day I stopped covering my tracks on my machine. So what if they run across a pic of Laetita Casta?

And yes, I was caught once. I got a talking-to, but my dad was cool about it. Cheer up; after you turn 18, it's all good.
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You're 15 aren't you, HG? Don't worry, when you grow older it should become less of an issue...
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Durran Korr wrote:What a talkbacker has from that site has to say:
2003-02-04 (julz)
I feel that pornography is and always has been an outlet for sexual deviances. If it were not a promotion of rape/molestation,then such products would not portray women in bondage type situations. If it were "harmless" and "normal" then such pics would portray WOMEN in normal scenarios and clothing, however the majority of pornography denotes childlike models in childlike clothing--many appearing no older than my 12 year old daughter. I also had the unfortunate brief experience as an entertainer and can tell you from personal experience that NOT ONE OF THE MALES that I encountered was looking at the women that looked and acted their ages--instead--they were mesmerized by the "childlike" little girl costumes and songs. I left that "scene" after my first day.
Has never seen any porn, obviously, making her fully qualified to judge it.
Sounds to me like most of her experience dealt with kid porn. I'd probably be grossed out by porn too, if that had been my experience. However, that's where my sympathies with her end; bondage is fun and not degrading at all if done properly. :D
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Durran Korr wrote:What a talkbacker has from that site has to say:
2003-02-04 (julz)
I feel that pornography is and always has been an outlet for sexual deviances. If it were not a promotion of rape/molestation,then such products would not portray women in bondage type situations. If it were "harmless" and "normal" then such pics would portray WOMEN in normal scenarios and clothing, however the majority of pornography denotes childlike models in childlike clothing--many appearing no older than my 12 year old daughter. I also had the unfortunate brief experience as an entertainer and can tell you from personal experience that NOT ONE OF THE MALES that I encountered was looking at the women that looked and acted their ages--instead--they were mesmerized by the "childlike" little girl costumes and songs. I left that "scene" after my first day.
Has never seen any porn, obviously, making her fully qualified to judge it.
What kind of entertainer was she?
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HemlockGrey wrote:...Dad found remnants of some questionable things I thought I'd knocked off the comp.

I got the lecture. The whole 'demeaning' angle. He's going to harp on this for weeks. In fact, he's probably got some sort of camera aimed at the computer right now. Bah.

Of course, I thought, you know, maybe, if this ever happened, the parents would be cool about it, and just accept it, but, then again, these are the people who, when I go over to my friend's house, demand to know the order of events in which we're going to hang out, speak to their parents, meet them, and talk awhile before letting me out of the fucking house.
They're not that bad compared to many I've encountered on porn. Though parents really should accept the fact that the average age for children first viewing porno in America is 9 and they can't do shit about it.

As for the other part, I should should put you in cotact with a few people who could give you a lesson on how to ignore and circumvent authority.
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Wong: No, no fundie talks, my parents are extremely liberal. Just the 'demeaning' angle and the 'obsession' angle. I was about to fight back with arguments from your site, but I got too embarressed.

Skimmer: Anyone I would know?
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Put all the files in a zip, call it something windows-sounding (I like devsup32), rename it as a .dll. Rename to zip and view the files in it without extracting them, back to dll when you're done. Nobody's going to check something so innocuous sounding as a dll that sounds real.
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I've been given lectures about prono by my parents, and I find it funny when they say something like "You shouldn't look at it because, uh, I say say so!". They don't believe in Bible quotations.
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My dad hasn't really caught me doing anything bad yet, but if he does, I have a back-up plan: blackmail. Y'see, I've accidentally caught him looking at stuff at least as bad as the stuff I do, so if he ever conforts me about it, I'll just say, "I won't tell Mom about yours if you don't tell her about mine."
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HemlockGrey wrote:
Skimmer: Anyone I would know?
Unlikely, the best candidate I already asked you about. The other would unfortunately not be caught dead with someone younger then himself. So unless you turned 14 and then 15 in a couple months I cant actually do much.
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