Freeform Infocom Game

[generator_g1]

Investigate cavern and kill any trolls who may be hiding out there.

[JointStrikeFighter]

send in WHORES with the command to moon any surviving trolls.

[Questor]

WHORES is quickly mobbed by the remaining warriors of the hive. As he kills one after another, Sir Mary wades in with his longsword.

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[Erik von Nein]

Join the fray, thanking the heavens that I have decent armor.

[Questor]

You join the fray, and the Longsword of Logic gleefully bites into the flesh of your illogical enemys.

WHORES is rending foes to the north, Sir Mary is to the east, and your minion is not a participant in the fray.

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[generator_g1]

Order minion/s to assist in the massacre.

[PainRack]

Decides that as a hero PC, we need a warcry.
"LEROY　JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Observe effects of warcry on party and enemy trolls.

[Questor]

Your warcry startles several trolls, but has little further effect.

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[JointStrikeFighter]

Command WHORES to throw sir mary as a projectile weapon.

[Questor]

WHORES beats his way through the enemies to Sir Mary, and then tosses him to you.

Several trolls are bowled over.

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[Vehrec]

Look Trolls

[Questor]

The trolls are quickly being slaughtered by you and your compatriots.

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[Enigma]

Summon a blizzard of shurikens and send them towards the trolls.

[Questor]

The blizzard of shurikens kills all the trolls in front of you, and mortally wounds Sir Mary.

WHORES is distraught, eats several trolls in a fury, and then exhales a torrent of flame in the direction of the remaining troll warriors.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

pulls out bear's vast first aid knowledge and superglues Sir Mary's wounds closed, gives him a couple of pints of Type O troll blood, and some fish.

[JointStrikeFighter]

The blizzard of shurikens kills all the trolls in front of you, and mortally wounds Sir Mary.

WHORES is distraught, eats several trolls in a fury, and then exhales a torrent of flame in the direction of the remaining troll warriors.

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Summon medic shock paddles, electrocute randomly.

[The Yosemite Bear]

I figured the type O troll blood would be enough to keep him barely alive?

[Questor]

Sir Mary is barely alive, but passing quickly, the shurikens have damaged many arteries.

He bids WHORES farewell, damns friendly fire, and asks you to tell his wife he loves her.

After battling to save him for many hours, and summoning a number of ultimately useless items, Sir Mary slips into the unending night. His last sight was of the locket with a picture of his family.

You close his eyes, wrap his body in a bedroll, and time him to WHORES back.

At the edge of the battle scene, you find the body of the troll king.

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[generator_g1]

Chop of troll king's head to claim the bounty. Go back to the castle to claim your prize.

[Enigma]

Use the sword to resurrect(sp?) Sir Mary if not possible then ask if there is a place that could bring him back to life. But if he's beyond being brought back to life then make him a skeleton commander over your minions.

[Questor]

You sever the troll king's head, and strap it to WHORES.

As you attempt to use dark rites on the paladin's body, you feel a compulsion to stop, almost as if a higher power had decided to protect his soul.

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[Hawkwings]

Use holy rites to resurrect Sir Mary instead.

[Questor]

You attempt to use holy rites, and an angel appears.

"How dare YOU attempt to use holy rites?"

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OOC: I'm not going to let it happen, as his death is part of the new plot. The IC explanation is that his soul is at peace, and his god will not allow him to be removed from the state of grace in order to provide you with another golem-like companion. Anyway, WHORES can breath fire now, and will shortly be getting more power ups if you have him eat. Also, everyone forgot about the minion before.

[Jaepheth]

Take Sir Mary's equipment and bury him outside the cave.

Perform last rites.

[Erik von Nein]

Make mental note: Tell Sir Mary's wife I love her.