Dumbest f$*# on the forum award?

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Should we implement a democratically-elected special title for the elected dumbest idiot on the entire forum?

Yes
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No
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Total votes: 19

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Dumbest f$*# on the forum award?

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I think that the village idiot title is suitable, appropriate, and effective for the average run-of-the mill moron. However, in the case of Darkstar/Dorkstar/Dickstar/Baldstar/Guardian 2000, etc... it is clear that the "Village Idiot" title is neither sufficient as a warning to other debaters, as punishment for the individual, or as a qualitative label for the individual. Clearly, some "Village Idiots" are far more intellectually challenged and nefarious than others. As a result, I propose a special title such as "Dumbest F%$# of the Forum" or "Darkstar Award" for the single most demonstrably stupid individual on the entire forum. This would take on a contest atmosphere, since there are always several individuals on the forum competing for who could be the biggest idiot, except in this case the more rational posters would be the ones having fun. What do you think? At first I had my qualms about the whole "title" system but the introduction of the "village idiot" has paved the way for the next logical development. Your feedback is appreciated.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Having read parts of DumbShit's website, I think it would be fun to have an award for his mind-boggling stupidity.

We shall call him: "moron me."

Seriously, that guy is a disgrace not just to his city, his country, or even his hemisphere. His stupidity is a disgrace to all man kind. I think it would be utterly disgraceful to share a title with that moron. To the point where it becomes too much of a punishment. I also don't think that some of the other Village Idiots deserve to even be in the same category as him. I think there needs to be an even more derogatory title. I think it is time for Mike to break out the "customized title" bit for DarkStar. He has thoroughly earned it.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I say we vote on it once a month, and the winner gets it mentioned on their profile.

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Post by Mr Bean »

Prehaps a little Crown and title Change to Winner of Dumb @%@% award

Then agian nothing we can do will change his mind and recently I've become to think that Darkstar is a masocest or possible someone expermenting with Artifial Intellgence and not getting it right

Either he likes the pain or he's a bot, not even the Stronged Young Earth Creationist would stand up this long to the blinding light of Truth

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Defiately, create the title for the schmuck!
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Post by Raptor 597 »

Here here, I propse the Rank be "Dumbshit"and awarded to DorkStar anyone second the motion? :D
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Post by Mr Bean »

Aye!

The motion has been seconded
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Get the poll up

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Post by starfury »

Here here, I propse the Rank be "Dumbshit"and awarded to DorkStar anyone second the motion?

I third the motion, begin setting up the polls :P
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Post by Raptor 597 »

*Salutes* Yes, Mr. Allpowerful Bean.*Goes go get the Poll up* :mrgreen:
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Post by Wicked Pilot »

I say we have the following variety:

Village Idiot - For all a round trolls and idiots
Creationist Twat - For all the idiot creationist
Rabid Trekkie - For guys who site Grahamn Kennedy
Jerry Falwell Jr. - For right-wing assholes
Carl Marx Jr. - For neo-Commies
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Post by Mr Bean »

Why are Commies bad? :D I assume your refering to Resident Commie

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