MST3K Star Trek punishment
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MST3K Star Trek punishment
OK people due to a gift from Q you are alowed to torment four Trek characters in true Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style.CHOSSE YOUR VICTIMS.and name the first movie they will see
[Fixed thread subject. Was bugging me. --Enlightenment]
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I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
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-- The King of Swamp Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Nothing of consequence happened today. " -- Diary of King George III, July 4, 1776
"This is not bad; this is a conspiracy to remove happiness from existence. It seeks to wrap its hedgehog hand around the still beating heart of the personification of good and squeeze until it is stilled."
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Wesley, Troi, Paris and Dr. Flox get to watch the movie that violated 3 different sciences:
CONGO!
CONGO!
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
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For God's sake, don't let Berman and Braga see it.Why would Star Trek characters have a problem with violations os science?
It might give them ideas.
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Oderint dum metuant
Oderint dum metuant
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Janeway, Wesley, Naomi Wildman, and Paris with:
The Power Ranger Movie! Nothing better than watching them dissolve in horrible drool and blood as they watch the Rangers' horrible character shields and that stupid Megazord!
The Power Ranger Movie! Nothing better than watching them dissolve in horrible drool and blood as they watch the Rangers' horrible character shields and that stupid Megazord!
Concession accepted - COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION
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Kirk, Macoy, 7 of 9, and T'Pol are forced to watch Spaceballs and the whole Star Wars saga. I would like to knnow how they would look after watching all of that.
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never negoiate out of fear, but never fear to negoiate.
Captian America- Justice League
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