MST3K Star Trek punishment

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MST3K Star Trek punishment

Post by Typhonis 1 »

OK people due to a gift from Q you are alowed to torment four Trek characters in true Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style.CHOSSE YOUR VICTIMS.and name the first movie they will see


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Post by Shinova »

I don't know what four characters to choose, but I would make them watch any anime dubbed by the Agapio racing team. :twisted:
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Wesley, Janeway, Nelix and Barkley. They watch ST5: TFF :evil:
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Wesley, Janeway, Nelix and Barkley
They get to watch.....
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Post by Shinova »

I think I'll pitch in Battlefield Earth as a candidate for the movie they'll watch.
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Janeway, Kim, Neelix, and Geordi watch "Speeding up Time"
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Post by Utsanomiko »

Tuvok, Sisko, Worf, and Picard watch "The Star Wars Holiday Special"...


...Completely dubbed into Wookie. :P
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I'd treat Wesley, Janeway, Torres, and Kes to a Coleman Francis film festival.
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Make them sit through five hundred showings of Manos: The Hands Of Fate. Consecutively.
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Post by Superman »

You forgot to put Neelix on that list.
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Janeway,Wesley,Neelix,"God" from ST5. they could watch Ishtar
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T'Pol, Tuvok, Sarek, and Spock get to see:

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Picard Riker Troi and Crusher:watching Dick Tracy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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7 of 9, T'pol, Data, and Picard watch "Bebe's Kids" (the animated film version from the early '90s). :twisted:
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Wesley, Neelix and Barkley: Battlefield Earth.
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Chakotay, Troi, and Worf

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Picard, Janeway, Wesley, Worf, Neelix watch:
THE ITEM
(a fucking terrible independant film)
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Post by Defiant »

Wesley, Troi, Paris and Dr. Flox get to watch the movie that violated 3 different sciences:

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Post by Utsanomiko »

Defiant wrote:Wesley, Troi, Paris and Dr. Flox get to watch the movie that violated 3 different sciences:

CONGO!
Why would Star Trek characters have a problem with violations os science? :P
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Post by Glocksman »

Why would Star Trek characters have a problem with violations os science?
For God's sake, don't let Berman and Braga see it.
It might give them ideas. :P
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Janeway, Wesley, Naomi Wildman, and Paris with:

The Power Ranger Movie! Nothing better than watching them dissolve in horrible drool and blood as they watch the Rangers' horrible character shields and that stupid Megazord! :twisted:
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Kirk, Macoy, 7 of 9, and T'Pol are forced to watch Spaceballs and the whole Star Wars saga. I would like to knnow how they would look after watching all of that.
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Kirk, Spock, Picard, Sisko are forced to watch back to back showings of Enterprise and Voyager. Kirk, Picard, and Sisko will be utterly horrified at what has happened to their once noble profession and Spocks hardwired Vulcan brain will explode at the lack of Logic
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Janeway, T'pol, Nelix, and Crusher watch "Its Pat"
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