Freeform Infocom Game

[KrauserKrauser]

Perform Dark Rites to bind the souls of the fallen guards to the newly minted "Sword of Death and General Mayhem"

[Questor]

As these are Darkstar's guards, you have just bound six Star Trek Fanwhores into your sword, and now the sword is speaking.

The sword says, "Lasers can't even penetrate our navigational deflectors." The other Fanwhore souls begin laughing.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Perform even more Dark Rites to remove retarded speech capability from newly minted "Sword of Death and General Mayhem". Offer up souls of all future offspring in payment for improved intelligence and the ability to slowly eat away at the bound souls, for extra torment!

[Questor]

Unfortunately, you are out of bodies/souls to use in your dark rites. Your "Sword of Death and Gerneral Mayhem" remains as is for the moment.

"The Die is Cast proves that Star Trek can destroy planets."

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[Hawkwings]

Use sword to impersonate a Star Trek Fanwhore, and infiltrate the facility.

[Questor]

Using your Sword of Death and General Mayhem to impersonate a Star Trek Fanwhore, you follow the passage to a large door.

The sword screams, "The Borg will assimilate everything!"

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[Hawkwings]

Open the door, walk through, look around

[Questor]

The door is locked.

"Klingons are the strongest aliens ever created, except for Vulcans."

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[Hawkwings]

Ask Bear or WHORES to open the door.

[Questor]

WHORES rips the door off its hinges.

"The psychic powers of Deanna Troi (pant, pant, pant) are more powerful than the force!"

Inside are three passages, on leading down, one leading up, and one that stays on this level.

"The Death Star would be defeated by Data in a shuttlepod."

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[Hawkwings]

As the sword what the most logical path to take would be. Then the second most logical. Take the third path.

[Questor]

You have just asked six Trekkie Fanwhores a question. You got eighteen answers, five of which were intelligable.

"The Enterprise's shields could withstande the blast from the Death Star, becuase they are immune to lasers."

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[Hawkwings]

Take the path leading deeper underground.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Ask Bear or WHORES to open the door.

looks at WHORES

Do you see opposible thumbs on either of us?

[The Yosemite Bear]

Follow nose to source of food, then check for missing Marysdotter.

[Questor]

The nearest source of food (smells like chicken) is through the upper passage, and Marysdotter is through the lower passage.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

Relay that information to the others, make mental side bets of the Odds of WHORES heading for the chickens first.

[Questor]

WHORES heads down the path to the bottom, dragging the "hero" behind him.

He reaches large chamber, with a locked door at the end.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

ok, pushes claws into door frame, rips door off hinges. Hey they do it all the time in the national parks, besides there's ways of opening a door with out thumbs.

[Questor]

You find yourself in a large dungeon.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

crawl

isn't that what we're supposed to do in this kinda place, look (or smell for the appropreate cell), oh and yes, I know the other smells should be hellish.

[Hawkwings]

Find Mary's Daughter, slaying any guards along the way.

[Questor]

As you begin to crawl through the dungeon, following Colin, you hear some footsteps behind you. They are far behind you, perhaps in the entryhall.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Hide in shadows, murder footsteps, bind souls, continue on dungeon crawl

[The Yosemite Bear]

even stupid creatures are bound to notice that we've destroyed several doors already?

I mean between WHORES smashing them, and me ripping them off hinges because Mr. Protagonist won't use his thumbs or at least use a zombie's thumbs....