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http://www.godsrods.com/

I found this just now after looking for the orbital weapons called God Rods or Black Rain (Uranium rods fire at hypervelocity from orbit to a target, instant fallout and kinetic kill, part of Star Wars project ideas).

Needless to say, it is amusing in a sad and enlightened way.
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Where's my Moonraker?
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Baron Mordo wrote:Where's my Moonraker?
*checks the catalouge that came with the Evil Overlords Handbook....*

Um...the order code is JBV200RM
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Baron Mordo wrote:Where's my Moonraker?
In orbit, go and get it.

*Chucks keys*
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Eeeeeexcellent.
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I found a link to a Christian Car Association. Was that supposed to happen?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I found a link to a Christian Car Association. Was that supposed to happen?
God willed it upon you, my son.

Go, go and spread the good word of the holy mechanics!
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That's just.......disturbing. Funny as hell, but highly, severely, extremely disturbing.
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Who needs uranium when you could just fire a Kiki Kannon.
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Sounds like Project Thor. Take a telephone pole sized piece of steel into orbit, and drop it on the target. Instant Boom.
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WTF is a "kiki cannon"?
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Hyperion wrote:WTF is a "kiki cannon"?
The main armament of my ship, the Slugganaut. It uses a sugar-ferret reaction to speed the little creature beyond the speed of light. Some are only given artifical sweeteners and are armed with explosives. 20 main ones with 60 inflatable technology back ups for serious fights.
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Sorry, but shrews are the only way to go :evil:
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