Freeform Infocom Game
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Re: Freeform Infocom Game
Accept WHORES' offer of carrying the party to Riverton. Examine WHORES.
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WHORES carries you to Riverton.
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Bring Lady BOB to Lady Mary's house.
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makes popcorn and waits for catfight, offers coldron of popcorn to WHORES
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WHORES cooks the caldron with his fire-breath, making a small mountain of popcorn. He does have trouble picking it up with his talons, so he just shovels it into his beak,
After speaking to her mother, Lady BOB returns and proceeds to beat the protagonist with a large pole.
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After speaking to her mother, Lady BOB returns and proceeds to beat the protagonist with a large pole.
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Block pole and proceed to calm her down by getting WHORES to knock her out. While she's unconscious, rename her to FAT HAIRY SLUT. 
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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At night you are killed in your sleep.
Restoring from last checkpoint...
WHORES cooks the caldron with his fire-breath, making a small mountain of popcorn. He does have trouble picking it up with his talons, so he just shovels it into his beak,
After speaking to her mother, Lady BOB returns and proceeds to beat the protagonist with a large pole.
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Restoring from last checkpoint...
WHORES cooks the caldron with his fire-breath, making a small mountain of popcorn. He does have trouble picking it up with his talons, so he just shovels it into his beak,
After speaking to her mother, Lady BOB returns and proceeds to beat the protagonist with a large pole.
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Disarm Lady BOB and question her as to the reason she was beating you with said large pole.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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She is irritated that you did not inform her of her father's death. She also seems to think that you are a bit insane.
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I'm tthe Crazy one, he just makes me seem rational, besides, WHORES and I have the Pay Per View rights to Bob vs. Protagonist fight. */Makes note to order more popcorn, hire local serfs to construct bleechers, and get a new ring announcer*
besdies I told her we had bad news, I just didn't want to have her have a breakdown while we were escaping from Darkstar's castle.
besdies I told her we had bad news, I just didn't want to have her have a breakdown while we were escaping from Darkstar's castle.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Rename her UGLY HAG and tell WHORES that if UGLY HAG attempts to harm me that he has full authority to eat her arms.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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WHORES is too busy cooking and selling popcorn to the spectators to care what you want.
You are still being beaten by UGLY HAG.
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You are still being beaten by UGLY HAG.
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Fires sword of General Mayhem and distruction as ring announcer.
while waiting for new Ring announcer hire's Bob/Hag's mom, to be the colour commentator/ring announcer.
while waiting for new Ring announcer hire's Bob/Hag's mom, to be the colour commentator/ring announcer.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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She wants forty-five quatloonies an hour, or 10% of the take, whichever is higher.
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Get your skeletal minions to pin her down and disarm her. Then threaten to kill her and her mother and raise them as part of your skeletal army if she doesn't behave herself.Jason L. Miles wrote:WHORES is too busy cooking and selling popcorn to the spectators to care what you want.
You are still being beaten by UGLY HAG.
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ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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She kills you with the dagger she had been carrying.
Restoring from last checkpoint...
She wants forty-five quatloonies an hour, or 10% of the take, whichever is higher.
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Restoring from last checkpoint...
She wants forty-five quatloonies an hour, or 10% of the take, whichever is higher.
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Counter by offering 15 quatloonies an hour and her continued life.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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Gross or Net?
does that include my outside enterprises (such as the fish and chips franchise)?
has protagonist figured out how much filithy lucre I've ammased?
has the Dragon Mafia figured out how much money my fish and chips, as well a friday night in party fightis worth?
does that include my outside enterprises (such as the fish and chips franchise)?
has protagonist figured out how much filithy lucre I've ammased?
has the Dragon Mafia figured out how much money my fish and chips, as well a friday night in party fightis worth?
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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No one has yet figured out the impenetrable workings of Brian's many accounts.
She wants 10% of the net.
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She wants 10% of the net.
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Oh, and the protagonist is still being beaten.
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Stop getting beaten.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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You are successful at pleaing for mercy.
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Again pin her down by your skeletal minions and threaten that if she does it again that she'll join his undead army. Tell her also that her mom's life will also be forfeit too if UGLY HAG attacks the protagonist.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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Use Dark Rites to become world's first "Twilight" Vampire. Pine after high school girls with tons of emo angst.
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Once again you are reminded that your skeletal minions are busy building your monument.
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OOC: What kills a twilight vampire? Stakes through the heart? Silver? Holy water?
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OOC: What kills a twilight vampire? Stakes through the heart? Silver? Holy water?