Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Right. And be sure you're not wearing anything else.
If that doesn't work, play the sacreligous music.
If they still don't budge, start your own wierdo cult within your house, and have people give pamphlets to them. This a chance to witness fundie idiocy up close, you know. You shouldn't chase them out too fast.
Get a camera and do a nature documentary style video on "The lesser known fundie" in its natural habbitat.....market it to someone and make money off them.....
Well, a bunch of JWs coming into someone's neighborhood and the feus that results from it would make a decent movie IMO. Perhaps hidden cameras could be installed around the place.
If nothing else its a good comedy waiting to happen....
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Darth Wong wrote:Leave the door open, say "just wait a minute", walk inside, and put some porno on the TV, with the volume nice and loud. Then come back and ask if they'd like to come sit in your TV room and discuss religious issues.
You tried that Wong?
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
You realy want to get and get them good.
Do what I did.
Walk into there chruch dressed in a tie dyed pentagram t-shirt commo combat paints a long black trench coat and black combat boots sit down in the back and don't say a word and if they tell you to get out then tell them that they are lairs after all the word of god is for everyone right, the trick to what I have sugessted is to be clam cool and respticful
Once the service is over tell them that you'll be back along with some of your friends.
I'm sure you get the idea
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