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Who Would Win Guerrilla War on AR-558?

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Is this thread about the Jem'Hadar or the Founders?
The thread is called the Dominion vs AOTC Troopers, just just Jem'Hadar.
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Sovereign wrote:
Durandal wrote:Need I remind anyone that the clones had the droid army in full retreat in about 20 minutes?
That was Army marches towards Army, not Guerrilla War.
I'd hardly call opening the battle by mowing the enemy down with air support and artillery "army marches toward army." This isn't the 1600's. Real armies have artillery and air support. Even the Allied or Axis forces from World War II would annihilate the Jem'Hadar.
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Sovereign wrote:
Is this thread about the Jem'Hadar or the Founders?
The thread is called the Dominion vs AOTC Troopers, just just Jem'Hadar.
I see. Let's throw in every possible undefined element and remove the Clone trooper's greatest advantages, then see who's going to win.
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AR-558 was fought in underground caves. not big enough for mechs. Not even AT-STs, but Clone Troopers dont have those yet anyways.
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Sovereign wrote:AR-558 was fought in underground caves. not big enough for mechs. Not even AT-STs, but Clone Troopers dont have those yet anyways.
Bullshit. AR-558 was fought in CANYONS.

Another thread? Sovie do you know how to finish anything? How old are you?

You know there's a reason your were dubbed a village idiot.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=8920

To answer the question, the AOTC clones would slaughter the Jem Hadar. SW troops know how to use RANGED weapons. Jem Hadar lose to knife weilding Klingons.
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Alyeska wrote:That said, Jem'Hadar in their ST form are good shock soldiers. Jem'Hadar given a little more formal training and integrated into a good combined arms ground based military will be excelent. They will have better tactics, have access to better weapons, and will benefit from support weaponry. Imagine if the Republic Clone Army had both standard Clone Troopers and the Jem'Hadar for shock troops. You get say 250,000 normal clones and another 1 million+ of shock troops as well. Thats a decided advantage having such a vast source of soldiers. Hell, they don't just have to be shock troops. They can be used as filler starship crew quite well.
Hm ... Jemmies plus clones. There's some interesting possibilities here.

[In the barracks ...]

JEMMY TROOPER: Hey! Who the fuck stole my white?!
[A group of clone troopers is snickering in a corner]
JEMMY: This isn't fucking funny! I need that stuff to live! Give it back!
CLONE #1: HAHA! Look at him fidget around in his locker for it!
CLONE #2: Dude, when did you say the next shipment came in?
CLONE #1: Like a month or something.
CLONE #2: Oh shit dude, he's comin' this way, and he's not laughing.
[A brawl ensues as JEMMY goes insane from lack of white and kills everyone in the barracks before accidentally tripping a thermal detonator and blowing the whole place up.]
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Bullshit. AR-558 was fought in CANYONS
you are thinking of the Episode, Rocks and Shoals when they fight on a dry world.
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SOVEREIGN, I KNOW YOU ARE READING THESE. ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR DEFEATS OR PREPARE TO BE RIDICULED.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... sc&start=0

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=8920
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Sovereign wrote:
Bullshit. AR-558 was fought in CANYONS
you are thinking of the Episode, Rocks and Shoals when they fight on a dry world.
No, I'm thinking of AR-558. The canyons were smaller and darker in AR-558 but make no mistake, they were BOTH fought in canyons.

Now answer the other question I asked. How old are you anyways.
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Damn, I forgot the link. Oh well, I'll just have to post again :)

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=8920
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Sovereign appears to have fled the field yet AGAIN. While he'll doubtless return claiming that he had gone out to dinner, I find it strange that he always leaves just as people begin to bring his past into play against him.
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Naw, hes been pulling this crap since he first got here:

Post, retreat, post, retreat, post, retreat.

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We need to think of an original title for this fucktard. Village Idiot just isn't enough for someone who uses these kinds of tactics.
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Really the Clone Troopers would have multiple E-Web's(or their equivelent) set up in the Pass. They would then set themselve up in defensive positions and then mow down the Jymhadar as the entered their kill boxes. This reminds me of my Zulu Thread
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I like the way he calls it a "guerilla war". What kind of moron characterizes it as a "guerilla war" when the enemy forms up 100% of his forces for an all-out infantry charge at your position?
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Darth Wong wrote:I like the way he calls it a "guerilla war". What kind of moron characterizes it as a "guerilla war" when the enemy forms up 100% of his forces for an all-out infantry charge at your position?
Yes I suppose the he would characterize the battle at Rouke's Drift as a Guerilla war too. Of course there I limited all sides to their assault rifles.
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Darth Wong wrote:I like the way he calls it a "guerilla war". What kind of moron characterizes it as a "guerilla war" when the enemy forms up 100% of his forces for an all-out infantry charge at your position?
I think thats more...."Our operational tactics were developed by a Gorilla with a typewriter....he smashed it and went back to eating....so....we um...have no tactics...."
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I like the way he calls it a "guerilla war". What kind of moron characterizes it as a "guerilla war" when the enemy forms up 100% of his forces for an all-out infantry charge at your position?
I think thats more...."Our operational tactics were developed by a Gorilla with a typewriter....he smashed it and went back to eating....so....we um...have no tactics...."
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Darth Wong wrote:We need to think of an original title for this fucktard. Village Idiot just isn't enough for someone who uses these kinds of tactics.
Agreed. How are these?

Cowardly Lion-Cub
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:We need to think of an original title for this fucktard. Village Idiot just isn't enough for someone who uses these kinds of tactics.
Agreed. How are these?

Cowardly Lion-Cub
Kentucky Fried Chicken
French Soldier Wannabe
Soldat (or "militaire" or "troupier")
Standing Bag
Chicken Little
Nix the cowardly Lion one since the Cowardly Lion would stand and fight
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Ooh, I got a good one, guys.

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