micheal jackson

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-07 12:01am

my, he's been on the news a lot today. 3 documentaries, and lots of things on msn.

whats your view on it and him?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-07 12:03am

The dude is a serious freak. He needs help big time. And his music has not changed since I was a teen. "Ooooh---Oooooh-----Aaaaaah----Im Baaaad"

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-07 12:03am

Enforcer Talen wrote:my, he's been on the news a lot today. 3 documentaries, and lots of things on msn.

whats your view on it and him?

After the bit with him in Germany hanging the kid out the window I heard a great "news" bit. "German officials let Michael Jackson off the hook for the crime, but admitted he probably would have been charged if he was black."

Anyway, sometimes I think he pulls this stuff just to get back in the spotlight again. If so, he would probably be the first person to really cut off their nose to spite their face.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-07 12:04am

To quote an old joke...

Mike Tyson, Madonna and Micheal Jackson are in an airplane full of children...the engines burst into flames and the plane goes into a dive...there are only three parachutes....the three celebs start to put them on...suddenly maddona goes
"What about all the children??"
Mike tyson goes
"Fuck 'em"
Jackson responds
"Do you think we have time?"

My gran appreciated it years ago.....though my parents damn near belted me one.....

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-07 12:08am

He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-02-07 12:09am

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common:

They both have boy's pants half-off.

Gotta love the classics

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-07 12:11am

CmdrWilkens wrote:What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common:

They both have boy's pants half-off.

Gotta love the classics

When does Michael Jackson go to bed?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-07 12:12am

Durran Korr wrote:He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?

And he also claims his a black man.

Only in America could a black man become a white woman.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-07 12:13am

I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-02-07 12:16am

Sonnenburg wrote:I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.

All things aside no white man can have moves like that, its a fundamental definace of biology.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-07 12:38am

In a way, Jackson is sort of like Elvis. Although Presley never quite stooped to Jackson's level of weirdness, and Elvis never allegedly molested any children, they both hit the very top and then slid into the limbo of super-celebrity staleness.

And umm, although Elvis didn't hang out with kids and uhh, Elvis never invited them to Graceland to sleep over and... Umm, okay, I guess they are not that much alike.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-07 12:47am

Did you hear he ran home with his baby from the hospital before they even had a chance to wipe the baby clean. This guy is KOO-KOO!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-07 01:02am

Oh man, I am watching the documentary and Jacko just asked the reporter, "you have never slept in the same bed with a kid who needed love...?"

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-07 01:56am

Sonnenburg wrote:I still have a theory that a crazed white fan killed him in the early eighties and took his place.

lmao, that's brilliant. now, my opinion is that he's a rather good at his profession. . but privately he is a nut.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-07 02:00am

Remember when Bugs Bunny would hold up pictures of a ball and a screw or bats and a belfrey? I think someone needs to do that to Jackson.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-07 02:04am

Stormbringer wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:He claims to have only had two plastic surgery operations. Need I say more?
And he also claims his a black man.

Only in America could a black man become a white woman.

LOL

Seriously, Jackson has several mental problems, I fear...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-02-07 10:38am

Superman wrote:In a way, Jackson is sort of like Elvis. Although Presley never quite stooped to Jackson's level of weirdness, and Elvis never allegedly molested any children, they both hit the very top and then slid into the limbo of super-celebrity staleness.

And umm, although Elvis didn't hang out with kids and uhh, Elvis never invited them to Graceland to sleep over and... Umm, okay, I guess they are not that much alike.

I think Priscilla was pretty young when she originally hooked up with Elvis. IIRC she was legal though.

ArthurDent · Post by **ArthurDent** » 2003-02-07 10:46am

He needs serious help. The problem is that none of his inner-circle will tell him that. Why he is allowed to have custody of children is beyond me.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-07 10:53am

He seems to love the children.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-07 11:00am

ArmorPierce wrote:He seems to love the children.

He seems to be fucking them over like his dad did to him.

He's dangerous now.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-07 11:09am

I don't believe he said that stuff about how he has to hold them up close to him in the documentary

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-07 11:12am

ArmorPierce wrote:I don't believe he said that stuff about how he has to hold them up close to him in the documentary

He's fucking nuts what do you expect?

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-02-07 11:41am

Oh and I hear he is a Jehovah's Witness

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-07 12:01pm

Michael Jackson needs to be neutered and sent to Nigeria or someplace.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-07 12:06pm

He`s a celebrity they can do whatever they want.
the three strikes you`re out don`t apply to them.

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