Freeform Infocom Game

[Questor]

Your lawyer has you handcuffed by the guards.

"I'll take that as a no."

Later at your trial, the jury finds you guilty on all counts.

The judge asks if anyone would like to speak on your behalf.

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[Vympel]

Sing a rousing musical number about your innocence.

[The Yosemite Bear]

explain that he's a very crazy, but powerfull madman, who should either be always facing an enemy, or locked up, however if you kill him then bad things happen, (can't explain recursive paradox too well to feudal judges), intead I try to convince them that the Baron is like Cain, or the Wandering Jew, the gods have marked him, and those that kill him will be struck down badly.

[Enigma]

While singing a rousing musical number, soil yourself at the same time. Also act like you have Tourette's.

[Questor]

The Judge orders The Baron committed, for the rest of his (un)natural life.

Restoring 101.sav...

The tales tell of villages where the men have tails, but only as long as they are members of the AYVB.

You head south.

To your left is a dark forest, and to your right, is a mountain with many caves.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

bears live in caves

check out the many caves, and whores and I can eat any trolls.

[Questor]

You enter a dark chamber in the cave.

You hear water driping into water from somewhere deep in the cave.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

smell for Grue, trolls, other bears, and neanderthals that look like Daryl Hanna.

[Questor]

You smell all of the above, except other bears.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

suggest humans get light source pronto in order to deal with the Grues, also mention primative humans.

[Questor]

Lady Beth asks WHORES to light up one of the torches she wisely brought.

You are in a large room with many cave paintings.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Poop.

Draw paintings of party with fecal matter.

[Enigma]

Also extinguish any light source.

[Questor]

After performing these actions, you are again in the dark.

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[Erik von Nein]

Sing "Born Free." Demand a standing ovation. Go wandering off in a random direction.

[Questor]

The baron does not recieve a standing ovation.

He walks into a cave wall.

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[Erik von Nein]

MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CAVE WALL!

[Questor]

You begin beating the cave wall with your sword.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

check to smell how close grue oder is to the party, inform the party

[Questor]

Grue odor is far away.

Grues only attack those without sensory input, bears don't need light, so they are rarely eaten by grues.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

we can see, just poorly, it's hearing and scent that they are nocternal hunters after all.

[Questor]

Quite so, and the grues know this, so they stay away.

Baron Kenneth von Lowe continues to beat on the wall of the cave with his sword.

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[Enigma]

Have the irresistible urge to constantly masturbate. Take off pants and destroy them and masturbate furiously.

[Questor]

Baron Kenneth von Lowe removes his pants and shreds them.

He is picturing sheep as he masturbates furiously.

Lady Beth remarks that if she sees him do this one more time, she's going to pin it to the ground with an arrow.

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[Erik von Nein]

Ejaculate on Lady Beth.