I particullary like the one about the Flood
Messed-Up Bible Stories
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Pint0 Xtreme
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Re: Messed-Up Bible Stories
Absolutely brilliant.
Combining looking at the stupidity of the bible with just pure fun, love it.
Combining looking at the stupidity of the bible with just pure fun, love it.
"Sumus Et Fore Speramus"
"Wij zijn en hopen te worden"
"We are and hope to become"
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"Wij zijn en hopen te worden"
"We are and hope to become"
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Gil Hamilton
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Re: Messed-Up Bible Stories
"Noah, don't question me! I can fucking kill you!"
That really sums up God in the Bible, huh?
That really sums up God in the Bible, huh?
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Darth Wong
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Re: Messed-Up Bible Stories
That's pretty much the Book of Job.Gil Hamilton wrote:"Noah, don't question me! I can fucking kill you!"
That really sums up God in the Bible, huh?
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Kanastrous
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Re: Messed-Up Bible Stories
Getting killed would have been getting off easy, for Job...
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Re: Messed-Up Bible Stories
Can't see the Youtube vids from work, so I'll contribute... a Youtube vid!
I now always picture Principal Firebush with that very same voice and attitude.
I now always picture Principal Firebush with that very same voice and attitude.
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