Cloneable Mammoth cells found!!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-07 01:19am

You might as well breed whales for food

At least they would have more blubber... Hmm...

I bet it would be pretty tasty if you deep-fried them.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-02-07 01:28am

Exonerate wrote:You might as well breed whales for food

At least they would have more blubber... Hmm...
I bet it would be pretty tasty if you deep-fried them.

I hear that there quite tastey and that would not be such a bad idea, but think about it, if we where to clone mammoths as a food sorce then there would be quite a few less cases of starvation in the world.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-02-07 01:31am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
If you've never seen an elephant ski than you've never been on acid...

MMMMM ACID. *drools*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-07 08:12am

Horary! Something else to hunt!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-07 10:20am

cloning rocks!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 10:20am

I know this is a SLUGGY sidetrack

I'm hoping the cloned mammoth has a taste for the Flesh of PETA idiots.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 10:26am

This does it, I need billions of dollars, just so we can build a Jurrassic Park, and invite all of PETA and ELF to free the poor captive Carnivorous dino's, Sabertooths, and any other extinct animal that would be amusing to watch devouring them....a

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-07 10:27am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I know this is a SLUGGY sidetrack

I'm hoping the cloned mammoth has a taste for the Flesh of PETA idiots.

I hope not it would be disguting to see mammoth eat shit

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 10:29am

It's an Irony thing.

It's like my fantasy of all of the Death Camp Nazi's getting reincarnated as cows bound for Mc. Donalds or Burger King.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-07 10:35am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:It's an Irony thing.

It's like my fantasy of all of the Death Camp Nazi's getting reincarnated as cows bound for Mc. Donalds or Burger King.

Why do I suddenly NOT want to eat a burger?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-07 10:38am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:It's an Irony thing.

It's like my fantasy of all of the Death Camp Nazi's getting reincarnated as cows bound for Mc. Donalds or Burger King.
Why do I suddenly NOT want to eat a burger?

Just don`t go to McD and BK and you`ll be fine

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-07 10:39am

Yay, one step closer to Jurassic park

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-07 11:11am

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-07 11:53am

Screw that, we started playing God when we domesticated animals. If the morons wanna yell at us, I say we ignore 'em and partake of the bounty our Mammoth Burgers shall bring in.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-07 11:53am

HemlockGrey wrote:Elephants! Where did you get elephants?

(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)

How badly do I want to say Moving Pictures!

With 1,000 elephants!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 12:19pm

I know I have a very wrong sense of Irony

I think it comes from too much "Twilight Zone" when I was younger, it definatly warped my sense of Justice.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-07 06:16pm

How do you feel about mammoths roaming the yomesit valley?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 06:25pm

I doubt they would like it.

It's too warm here, ditto the sabertooths

NOW YELLOWSTONE, or Glacier up in Alaska would be their kinda place.

Mind you I wouldn't mind them re-introducing Wolves and Grizzlys into Yosemite valley, the deer have grown too fast, and are too inbred (The alpha bull can rest on his laurels because of lack of competition)

While your at it really give the folks a shock (and the deer), let's bring back Canis Lupis Meglos Californius (Californian Dire Wolf, they really did exist and were about the size of Tolkien Worgs)

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-07 06:30pm

About the Dire wolf, when did they go extinct (I assume at the end of the ice age). I'd look it up but I'm to lazy.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-07 06:35pm

Yeah, like the California camal, they were victims of attempting to compete with early Mezo-americans. (The indians killed them off)

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-07 06:49pm

Most interesting. What I have always found interesting is how a animal of that size ever found enough to eat in Siberia given what we know of the eating habits of modern elephants.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-07 06:59pm

mike, most of those "mammoths" on the beach of from Quebec...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-08 12:25am

innerbrat wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Elephants! Where did you get elephants?

(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)
How badly do I want to say Moving Pictures!

With 1,000 elephants!

That took longer than expected.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-02-08 12:36am

ArmorPierce wrote:About the Dire wolf, when did they go extinct (I assume at the end of the ice age). I'd look it up but I'm to lazy.

There were some mammoth bones found in Wrangel Island that was dated up to 3700 years old which is pretty recent in geologic time. However these mammoth bones were smaller than their mainland counterparts leading to the theory that these mammoths where actually dwarfs.

http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf087/sf087b18.htm

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/mamoths/Origins.html

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-08 02:53pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Elephants! Where did you get elephants?

(Brownie point to whoever gets the reference!)
How badly do I want to say Moving Pictures!

With 1,000 elephants!
That took longer than expected.

Hye gimme a break. I've been busy. Masters year and all that.