God On Trial

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God On Trial

Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Oh, I know you're gonna like this, kids!

Imagine that God is being investigated by the District Attorney for the State of Reality... and that's you!

What are the charges, what is the evidence, and how do you plan your prosecution?

Have fun... :twisted:
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http://us.imdb.com/Title?0268437

There's already a rather good movie about it.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Charges

Crimes against humanity, countless murder charges

This is an open/shut case, he commited these acts by his own admission.

sentence:death by disbelief
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I'd say he could also be charged with unfair business practices (Being the only supreme being, while smiting others), and influencing countless crusaders to kill and televangelists to seperate morons from their money.
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Class-action suits all over the place. Tort him to oblivion.
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Would that be a strawberry tort, a cherry tort, or a rrrrraspberry tort?

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I'm thinking he would be tried for crimes against humanity as well as getting sued in civil cases.
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Also, causing every death since creation and not preventing the use of nuclear weapons and biological agents.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Already been done by the Onion

Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide
http://www.theonion.com/onion3124/lordprovide.html

Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html

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Yeah, right! Sue God...!
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

where are his assets located?
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