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An absolutely hilarious article about how 'horrible' the first 100days of Obama have been and horrible things Obama has done. The main article has links in most of the list to a variety of questionable sources.
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Obama has now been in office 100 days. Let’s review his record, shall we? So far, the Bringer of Hope, Change, Peace, Administrative Transparency, Bipartisanship, Fiscal Responsibility, International Admiration, Multilateral Accord, and generally Unprecedented Competency has:

1. Insisted that his administration would have strict rules about lobbyists.

2. And then changed his mind.

3. Nominated former Senator Tom Daschle to be Secretary of Health and Human Services, and then accepted Daschle’s withdrawal after it was discovered that Daschle owed over $100,000 in back taxes.

4. Nominated Tim Geithner to be Secretary of the Treasury. Geithner was confirmed despite revelations that he owed $25K in back taxes.

5. Nominated Governor of New Mexico Bill Richardson for Secretary of Commerce, only to have Richardson withdraw because of controversy over campaign financing.

6. Nominated U.S. Senator Judd Gregg for Secretary of Commerce, who later withdrew over fundamental disagreements with Obama over his economic policies and plans to politicize the U.S. Census by bringing it under White House control.

7. Nominated pro-abortion Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius to be Secretary of Health and Human Services. Sebelius received tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from notorious late-term abortionist Dr. George Tiller.

8. Nominated Hilda Solis to be Secretary of Labor, who was confirmed despite revelations that her husband owed back taxes.

9. Nominated Harold Koh to be legal adviser to the State Department. Koh advocates “transnationalism,” a theory that calls for considering other countries’ laws when interpreting American legal disputes.

10. Nominated Dawn Johnson, former legal counsel for the National Abortion Rights Action League, to head the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel. Johnsen is perhaps best known for her argument before the Supreme Court that abortion should be legal because unwanted pregnancy was tantamount to involuntary servitude.

11. Appointed an African-American Attorney General who has called America “a nation of cowards” on matters of race.

12. Promised that his any bill signed by him would be reviewable for at least five days before signing it.

13. And then signed a $787 billion “stimulus” bill without providing five days for the public to review the 1100+ page document.

14. Oh, and this also applied to the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009.

15. And the Children’s Health Insurance Program Reauthorization Act of 2009.

16. And the Omnibus Appropriations Act of 2009.

17. And the Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009.

18. And the Federal Aviation Administration Extension Act of 2009.

19. (While we’re on the subject...) ...promised that his “stimulus” bill would contain no pork barrel spending.

20. Signed the “stimulus” bill with billions of dollars in pork barrel spending.

21. Assured Caterpillar workers that his economic “stimulus” would save their jobs, only to be contradicted by Caterpillar’s CEO, who advised that more layoffs were coming.

22. Took over an American car company and kicked out its CEO.

23. Promised “green” cars, even though they are money-losers for the automakers, American demand for them is not substantial and, due to complex state and federal regulations, many Americans can’t get them. (really?)

24. Announced a plan to take the United States $10 trillion dollars into debt in the next 10 years.

25. Launched a failed policy to help homeowners who purchased houses they could not afford.

26. Informed banks that took TARP money that they would be prohibited from repaying the money.

27. Moved to nationalize banks by taking common (voting) stock in them.

28. Supported legislation that would permit the federal government to set the salaries of executives in the private sector.

29. And tax them at 90%, a textbook violation of Article One of the U.S. Constitution’s prohibition against Ex Post Facto laws and Bills of Attainder.

30. Sent the Dow Jones plummeting virtually every time he opened his mouth to announce another policy, program, or initiative.

31. Proposed nationalizing the American health care system, a program that has resulted in skyrocketing costs and rationing everywhere it has been tried.

32. Insulted Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of England with the return of the bust of Winston Churchill, cheap gifts, and ineptitude during his visit to the United States.

33. Insulted England generally when a low-level State Department employee said that England was “nothing special,” that they are “just the same as the other 190 countries in the world” and they they “shouldn’t expect special treatment.”

34. Bowed obsequiously before the King of Saudi Arabia.

35. Informed the German-speaking Austrians know that they speak “Austrian.”

36. Apologized for American “arrogance” in Strasbourg, France – a country where nearly 10,000 American servicemen and women are buried at Normandy American Cemetery alone.

37. Handed over control of the American financial system to an international consortium of foreign bankers.

38. Went to Europe to ask for assistance for a war in Afghanistan, and got nothing.

39. Received an economic chastisement from German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

40. Failed to impress French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

41. Prompted the President of the European Union to call his economic policies “the road to hell.”

42. Proposed international control over nuclear fuel.

43. Promised that he would support Armenia in its claims of historical genocide.

44. And then didn’t.

45. Revoked the “Mexico City Policy,” freeing up federal monies for agencies that counsel or provide abortions in foreign countries

46. Signed a presidential memorandum authorizing the expenditure of federal funds to destroy distinct human individuals so that their genetic material can be used for scientific experimentation.

47. Nominated Harry Knox, a gay activist who referred to the Catholic Church as a “discredited army of oppression,” to his Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships.

48. Threatened to revoke “conscience” protection for American medical professionals who do not wish to take part in abortions.

49. Been spanked by the Vatican, which rejected the appointment of Caroline Kennedy as Ambassador to the Vatican because of her pro-abortion views.

50. Killed a federally funded scholarship that rescued 1700 students a year from the District of Columbia’s abysmal public schools and allowed them to attend private schools like Sidwell Friends, the school his own daughters attend, as a political payoff to the teachers’ unions.

51. Embarrassed himself by insulting the Special Olympics on national television.

52. Announced nearly a billion dollars in aid for Hamas, a terrorist organization committed to the destruction of Israel.

53. Virtually ignored a long-range missile launch by Communist dictator Kim Jong Il.

54. Sent Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to Russia with a “reset” button that actually said “overcharged.”

55. Through Clinton, informed the Chinese that human rights violations would not be an impediment to trade.

56. Nominated Leon Panetta, someone with no intelligence experience, to run the CIA.

57. Banned the term “war on terror” and substituted “overseas contingency operations.”

58. Through his DHS Director Janet Napolitano, replaced the words “terrorist attacks” with “man-caused disasters.”

59. Promised to close the terrorist holding facility on Guantanamo Bay

60. Released a report from his Department of Homeland Security, revealing that his administration thinks the real threats to American safety and security are returning American veterans, American conservatives, American advocates of limited government, defenders of the United States Constitution (particularly the Second Amendment), and Americans united for the protection of human life.

61. Released CIA memoranda revealing interrogation techniques used to extract information about planned terrorist acts against the United States.

62. Promised that members of the intelligence community who kept the country safe from terrorist attacks for the past eight years would not be prosecuted.

63. And then changed his mind.

64. Stated the U.S.’ intention to attend Durban II

65. And then changed his mind. (OK, he gets points for this flip-flop.)

66. Announced that the U.S. would seek a seat on the utterly discredited “Human Rights Council” of the United Nations.

67. Endured an anti-American diatribe from a Daniel Ortega, a Communist dictator, and said virtually nothing in rebuttal.

68. Glad-handed Hugo Chavez, the de facto dictator of Venezuela.

69. Supported new ways to implement the same objectives as the radioactive “Fairness Doctrine” to reduce the impact of talk radio.

70. Pretended not to know anything about the nearly 1 million Americans protesting high taxes and out-of-control spending at the April 15th tea parties.

71. Wants to increase taxes for people making charitable contributions.

72. Downplayed the role of Christian beliefs as foundational to the country.

73. Announced that he would be taking over credit card companies’ interest rate policies, as well.

74. Proposed new “cap-and-trade” regulations on emissions, which would cripple many American energy companies, and are projected to cost the average American family over $3000 a year in additional energy costs.

75. Supported the Employee Free Choice Act, legislation which would deny union members the right to secret ballots in union elections.

76. Took his wife out to dinner on Valentine’s Day. In Chicago. Via Air Force One.

77. Flew a chef in from St. Louis to make pizzas.

78. Hosted gala events at the White House on Wednesday nights.

79. Glared, snapped at or otherwise chastised reporters who dare to challenge the party line or deviate from the day’s scripts.

80. Displayed an embarrassing dependence upon his Teleprompter.

81. Supported legislation that would institute mandatory “voluntary” service.

82. Used Mexican gangs and their terrorist activity to threaten lawful gun ownership in the United States, despite evidence refuting his specious claims.

83. Asked Georgetown University to cover up visible signs, seals and references to Jesus Christ during his speech there. (And isn’t it interesting? The absence of those references, coupled with stained glass backdrop here, make Obama look like the religious leader.)

84. Allowed Air Force One to be flown low over Manhattan, accompanied by an F-16 – for a photo opportunity. (Hey – your plane, your responsibility.)

85. through 99. Has left at least that many positions unfilled in Treasury, State, Defense, Education, and Health and Human Services. (Okay, I am cheating, but come on – isn’t 86 enough???)

100. And finally, still refuses – to release his long-form birth certificate, his passports, his college or his law school records.

When I started this column, I thought it would be impossible to find anything close to 100 disastrous decisions in as many days. Wrong. Wasn’t our last President accused of being a spendthrift, bumbling, out-of-touch, elitist idiot? If any other President made this many blunders or potentially catastrophic errors, the press would be circling the White House with torches. As it is, the sum total of their defense of Obama seems to be “Nyah, nyah, nyah, Bush was bad.” So, let’s see, because Bush was a cowboy, Obama can be a cowboy who can’t ride? Because Bush spent ridiculous amounts of money and left us in debt, Obama should spend more and leave us utterly bankrupt? Because Bush was viewed as a buffoon in Europe, Obama is justified in being viewed as a pompous ignoramus? This President is anti-life, anti-business, anti-entrepreneur, anti-capitalist and anti-American. If this is the “change” that’s been forced down our throats in the first 100 days, I seriously question whether we can survive the remaining 1361.
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Wow, it's almost as if "Grasping at Straws" and "Red Herring" had a monstrously deformed baby.

I'm amused by 67 and 68 particularly. I mean damn, Daniel Ortega insulted America. That's so hard to do these days right? And Americans are so entitled to feel personally offended by the words of a guy running some Third World outhouse. Truly, it is a great crime that someone would insult this great country, almost as great as 9/11. We should bring democracy to his country.
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[right] Damn him for apologizing for Americans! And damn him again for disappointing nations we don't like! How can he take away our phrase "War on Terror" now we don't know who we are fighting![/right]

I think it's funny how it shifts from "He's being too nice to other countries!" to "I can't believe he was nice to other countries!" There's also all of those shocked points where she is upset that Obama apparently upset or offended foreign countries. Where was all that rage when Bush was running around calling our allies terrorists? :lol:

Are people still bleating about all this birth certificate nonsense? Doesn't it reflect badly on their party if their last president was unable to rally the powers of the government to find a guy's birth certificate before he ran for office?

Then again, I don't know why I'm surprised by a lot of this. It's really just the same whining I've been hearing...in list format.
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They're still hung-up about the birth certificate? Christ on a stick these idiots are thick.
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Why is there even an ambassador to the Vatican?
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[R_H] wrote:Why is there even an ambassador to the Vatican?
Possibly because it IS a sovereign state, despite its miniscule size? And because the Pope himself happens to be its head of state and the Pope is arguably also the single most influential religious leader in the world and most certainly the most influential Western religious leader?

These may sound like rather stupid reasons, but it is still prudent to keep tabs on someone who is the nominal leader of over one billion people; and the Vatican State is a country of its own, so presumably anyone could send there an ambassador if they wanted to.
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76. Took his wife out to dinner on Valentine’s Day. In Chicago. Via Air Force One.

77. Flew a chef in from St. Louis to make pizzas.

78. Hosted gala events at the White House on Wednesday nights.
A serious question, how elaborate are these sorts of expenses compared to previous presidents?

67. Endured an anti-American diatribe from a Daniel Ortega, a Communist dictator, and said virtually nothing in rebuttal.
I'd be interested to see how this should have played out, actually. "Nuh-uh!"?
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9. Koh advocates “transnationalism,” a theory that calls for considering other countries’ laws when interpreting American legal disputes.
Can anyone explain who looking at laws in other countries is bad?
34. Bowed obsequiously before the King of Saudi Arabia.
So did Bush.
35. Informed the German-speaking Austrians know that they speak “Austrian.”
They do!
36. Apologized for American “arrogance” in Strasbourg, France – a country where nearly 10,000 American servicemen and women are buried at Normandy American Cemetery alone.
We aren't arrogant because America has had soldiers die? How does that even follow?
37. Handed over control of the American financial system to an international consortium of foreign bankers.
38. Went to Europe to ask for assistance for a war in Afghanistan, and got nothing.

39. Received an economic chastisement from German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

40. Failed to impress French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

41. Prompted the President of the European Union to call his economic policies “the road to hell.”
Foreigners are bad... foreigners are good. Dang, it leaps from one foot to another.
60. Released a report from his Department of Homeland Security, revealing that his administration thinks the real threats to American safety and security are returning American veterans, American conservatives, American advocates of limited government, defenders of the United States Constitution (particularly the Second Amendment), and Americans united for the protection of human life.
You know, these groups are technically the most likely to attempt a coup. Think of it- the US has recently had to deal with right wing violence. The day the communists seize Seattle their priorities might change, but until then we are watching the people who kill cops.
67. Endured an anti-American diatribe from a Daniel Ortega, a Communist dictator, and said virtually nothing in rebuttal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ortega
The man is not a dictator. Just president of a country the US helped set up death squads in.
70. Pretended not to know anything about the nearly 1 million Americans protesting high taxes and out-of-control spending at the April 15th tea parties.
You have the right to free speech... and the government has the right to ignore you.
74. Proposed new “cap-and-trade” regulations on emissions, which would cripple many American energy companies, and are projected to cost the average American family over $3000 a year in additional energy costs.
Just like it crippled Europe, right?
76. Took his wife out to dinner on Valentine’s Day. In Chicago. Via Air Force One.
That is bad? The man gets awesome points in my book for that.
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3. Nominated former Senator Tom Daschle to be Secretary of Health and Human Services, and then accepted Daschle’s withdrawal after it was discovered that Daschle owed over $100,000 in back taxes.

4. Nominated Tim Geithner to be Secretary of the Treasury. Geithner was confirmed despite revelations that he owed $25K in back taxes.

5. Nominated Governor of New Mexico Bill Richardson for Secretary of Commerce, only to have Richardson withdraw because of controversy over campaign financing.

24. Announced a plan to take the United States $10 trillion dollars into debt in the next 10 years.

25. Launched a failed policy to help homeowners who purchased houses they could not afford.
These are the serious ones to me, especially #4 & #25. The rest, whatever.
26. Informed banks that took TARP money that they would be prohibited from repaying the money.

27. Moved to nationalize banks by taking common (voting) stock in them.
This isn't something his government did, this is squarely on the hands of Treasury and the FRB. At best you could say he's responsible in that he didn't stop the Fed & Treasury from doing their stupid shit, which he has the power to do.
30. Sent the Dow Jones plummeting virtually every time he opened his mouth to announce another policy, program, or initiative.
What a dumbass. Going by strictly by fundamentals (earnings, cashflow, and so forth) the Dow should be at 4000 or so right now, and falling. It'll go there eventually no matter who's in charge and what they do.
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At first I thought Dominus Atheos had posted yet another OBAMA IS A LIAR!!! thread, but then I looked at the thread owner, saw it was Crossroads, and my irritation subsided. That looks like a laundry list of conservative whining about Obama, straight from Boss Limbaugh's mouth, and would be hilarious if it weren't the conservative right's reality.
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Im surprised no one has mentioned this gem:
23. Promised “green” cars, even though they are money-losers for the automakers, American demand for them is not substantial and, due to complex state and federal regulations, many Americans can’t get them.
I'd really like to note the "facts" on this one since hybrids are flying off the car lots, and back when Electric cars WHERE produced, those flew off the lots as well. To say there is no market in green cars is an outrigth lie, something the right is very good at.
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Samuel wrote:
36. Apologized for American “arrogance” in Strasbourg, France – a country where nearly 10,000 American servicemen and women are buried at Normandy American Cemetery alone.
We aren't arrogant because America has had soldiers die? How does that even follow?
Because since America sent troops to fight in World War II no one in Europe is ever allowed to criticise America ever again, since "they'd all speaking German now" if it weren't for America's noble and selfless act of finally lending a hand in the war that everyone else had been fighting for two years already (and after waiting until Germany declared war on them to do so, of course.) It's a pretty common refrain whenever a European country fails to fall in lock-step with American demands (especially France.)
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Didn't Daniel Ortega just win an election by a close margin? That suddenly makes him a "Communist dictator"?
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The expense and bowing ones make me laugh.

Bush did not, in fact, bow to the King of Saudi Arabia. No, he didn't! He made kissy-face. Honestly, would rather see the bow.

Expenses? Gee, what did Bush do to get a taste of.. Oh yea! 'Here's this big ranch I like to roam around the edge of. You Secret Service boys can handle that security silliness'. Willing to guess a plane ticket cost less.
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Samuel wrote:Can anyone explain who looking at laws in other countries is bad?
Because they have no weight in American Jurisprudence under the Constitution?

EDIT: Looking at them is ok, and as I type this, I realize I can't articulate what I want to say, So I wont even try. Consider it conceded.

The List misses out on the one thing Republicans should be hammering home on, and that is the cuts to NMD (National Missile Defense), the one area where they can hit Obama on "Making America less safe".
SirNitram wrote:Bush did not, in fact, bow to the King of Saudi Arabia. No, he didn't! He made kissy-face. Honestly, would rather see the bow.
I take the opposite point of view on that. I (maybe wrongly - I've been wrong before and I'll be wrong again) see bowing as having some (very) slight undertones of subservience, while the kissing is the generic greeting in that part of the world. But that is just me, either way I'm not bothered by it.

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33. Insulted England generally when a low-level State Department employee said that England was “nothing special,” that they are “just the same as the other 190 countries in the world” and they they “shouldn’t expect special treatment.”
Someone explain this to me.

What am I looking at?

Why is this Obama's fault?
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33. Insulted England generally when a low-level State Department employee said that England was “nothing special,” that they are “just the same as the other 190 countries in the world” and they they “shouldn’t expect special treatment.”
Someone explain this to me.

What am I looking at?

Why is this Obama's fault?
I think it stems from the whole "US and UK have a special relationship" thing. Which basically means in the modern context, at least to conservatards, that when the US says "jump" the UK is expected to ask "how high?" It's just that special. :roll:
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SirNitram wrote:Bush did not, in fact, bow to the King of Saudi Arabia. No, he didn't! He made kissy-face. Honestly, would rather see the bow.
I take the opposite point of view on that. I (maybe wrongly - I've been wrong before and I'll be wrong again) see bowing as having some (very) slight undertones of subservience, while the kissing is the generic greeting in that part of the world. But that is just me, either way I'm not bothered by it.

Most of the things on this list are just Bravo Sierra (the tax and campaign finance are the exceptions).
Think less serious objection, more ribbing of how silly Bush looked puckering up.
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35. Informed the German-speaking Austrians know that they speak “Austrian.”
When did that happen ? And it's true - just ask some Germans wether they really understand us :-)

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35. Informed the German-speaking Austrians know that they speak “Austrian.”
Can somebody explain to me what this sentence means? Is the "know" just in there for no reason?
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quote="Samuel"]
36. Apologized for American “arrogance” in Strasbourg, France – a country where nearly 10,000 American servicemen and women are buried at Normandy American Cemetery alone.
We aren't arrogant because America has had soldiers die? How does that even follow?[/quote]
Fuck knows.
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Drooling Iguana wrote:
Samuel wrote:
36. Apologized for American “arrogance” in Strasbourg, France – a country where nearly 10,000 American servicemen and women are buried at Normandy American Cemetery alone.
We aren't arrogant because America has had soldiers die? How does that even follow?
Because since America sent troops to fight in World War II no one in Europe is ever allowed to criticise America ever again, since "they'd all speaking German now" if it weren't for America's noble and selfless act of finally lending a hand in the war that everyone else had been fighting for two years already (and after waiting until Germany declared war on them to do so, of course.) It's a pretty common refrain whenever a European country fails to fall in lock-step with American demands (especially France.)
I'd love to point out the French assistance to the 13 colonies during the Revolutionary War and how they'd all still be a British colony if it weren't for the French Navy and watch the viscera after their heads try to make sense of this. In conservitard schoolyard caveman tit-for-tat land, at the very LEAST, this means they're "even".
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TithonusSyndrome wrote:I'd love to point out the French assistance to the 13 colonies during the Revolutionary War and how they'd all still be a British colony if it weren't for the French Navy and watch the viscera after their heads try to make sense of this. In conservitard schoolyard caveman tit-for-tat land, at the very LEAST, this means they're "even".
It's marginal that they'd fall for that. Most of them are at least aware of WWI in addition to WWII and think that it was America that saved the world. And the more knowledgeable ones know that the French were in Vietnam ahead of us and jump right to us bailing them out in that one.

And even if it doesn't go that route, you're not going to really convince them of anything because we're special. Imagine a real world, non-ironic use of "America, FUCK YEAH!" and you'll get some idea of the whole thing.
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At least Chrysler didn't go bankrupt in the first 100 days. He saved that for the 101st day.
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And now, more sage and wise words from a Patriotic Concerned American!
Obama won't listen to us, he believes himself to be better than the rest of us. He's a narcissist, he listens to no one other than himself, refuses to take the counsel of anybody and takes responsibility for nothing.

This 100 days he'll brag about tonight are ridiculous, unless you are in favor of destroying our American institutions which he is rapidly doing. From bringing down the institution of marriage to the sacredness of life.

He has done more to screw up this county in 100 days than anyone else in our history, that's his "achievement".
I really think he is nuts, he's intoxicated with the power of the office, couple that with his narcissism and you have a very bad situation. He has been taking away our rights, infringing on our freedoms, hurting our troops overseas and putting our national security at risk so he can satisfy his personal vendettas.

This administration is out of control and out of their league, almost everything they have done or are proposing is exactly the opposite of what should be done and America will be the losers. I weep for our country, if we do not rise up and take back what is ours, soon there will be no America to take back.
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