G.I. Joe french trailer released

[SylasGaunt]

No idea why the french get a trailer before the U.S. theaters did but here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaTLVHzfjQ

I spotted copious amounts of shit exploding and strange Cobra produced vehicles.

[dragon]

Nice understatment "The French are pretty upset." "Of Course they're upset" Cobra blew up the Iffel Tower.

[White Haven]

What earthly purpose can be found for ordering Youtube to pull advertisement clips? 'No, I don't want people to be able to see the trailer we made to entice people to see our movie.' There's a war alright, but it's not Cobra versus the world, it's Paramount's marketing team against Paramount's legal department.

Yeah, that link is already dead.

[VF5SS]

I think at some point during the trailer the producers forgot they were making GI Joe and decided to make more Iron Man. Also did you notice the jokes about ejecting and parachutes?

[SylasGaunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0b9hpsoekA

Same trailer sans french subtitles.

[HamsterViking]

Man, my fiance got mad seeing this. This does not loke anything like Gi Joe. This is Ironman+ninjas!!

[Solauren]

When did Master Chef join GI JOE?

[Stark]

Master Chef? You mean... like Chairman Kaga?

[Losonti Tokash]

Man, my fiance got mad seeing this. This does not loke anything like Gi Joe. This is Ironman+ninjas!!

I have zero problem with this.

I was never attached to the old transformers or gi joe cartoons so it's hilarious to see people flipping out about the movie selling out or something when the source material was just a half hour toy ad.

Master Chef? You mean... like Chairman Kaga?

This would be pretty awesome as well. He could have a giant robot that breathes fire and runs on capsacin.

[TithonusSyndrome]

Eh, the more I see of this, the less it does for me. The dudes in suits dodging the missiles as they run down the street furthers my impression that this movie was cobbled together in writing from other blockbusters.

[Nephtys]

Wait. WAIT. You mean the trailer I saw wasn't a Crysis movie?

[Ryan Thunder]

Wait. WAIT. You mean the trailer I saw wasn't a Crysis movie?

Nah. The Crysis suit looks better, IMHO. Less blocky, not as ugly.

[Vendetta]

When did Master Chef join GI JOE?

Blomkamp still wants to make a Halo movie, so he's going to, like it or not