Who would you rather see eaten by alligators?

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Who needs to die?

Billy Mayes (Oxy Clean)
3
7%
Jack
1
2%
The fat "Round Table" guy
1
2%
"Free Government money" guy wearing question marks
15
35%
Carrot Top
23
53%
 
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Temjin wrote:Carrot Top without question. It is the most annoying thing I've ever seen.
And his screams of agony will be music to my ears :twisted:
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Temjin wrote:Carrot Top without question. It is the most annoying thing I've ever seen.
And his screams of agony will be music to my ears :twisted:
I have a feeling that it will manage to make even that annoying.
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Durran Korr wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?
I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
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Captain Lennox wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?
I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
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Durran Korr wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
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Temjin wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Temjin wrote:Carrot Top without question. It is the most annoying thing I've ever seen.
And his screams of agony will be music to my ears :twisted:
I have a feeling that it will manage to make even that annoying.
Even if the screams get annoying, the bone crunching, and tendon snapping won't as crocodiles(gators dont attack humans) work as a team to rip him to tiny bits
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Durran Korr wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?
I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
Dem Gators sure ruined Georgia's season...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Look at that face!

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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote: Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
Mmmm, gator. I can cook thm in just about about anyway. If they're fried right it tastes like chicken.
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What 'round table' guy are you talking about? The only one I know of is King Arthur...and he's rather dead already.
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jegs2 wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Awww, why would you want to make the poor aligators sick?
I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
Dem Gators sure ruined Georgia's season...
Heh, I don't like to look at it that way. An SEC championship, the first in 20 years, with a second-year coach, is one helluva season if you ask me.

A shot against Miami or the Buckeyes would have been nice, though. Maybe next year...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote: Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
Gator is like the ultimate fried meat. It has it all; it's spicy, crunchy, chewy, and meaty all at the same time.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote: Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
That's insensitive. We have members from countries where dog is considered a fine meal.
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Durran Korr wrote:Free government money guy. No question.
Never happen. Matt Lesko is clearly some kind of supervillain, and they never perish to gators unless it's in their own pit.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote: Your a bastard! *Put on his Cajun Froggie hick straw hat and gets his alligator sliegh rolling* Anyway, arrot Top must die.
They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
*Shrug* Dogs are tasty. Now what?
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I was hoping that Rosie O'Donnell would be in the poll. To an alligator, that would be like trying to chew a box of milk duds- all at once.
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Note to self: Kill everyone
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Sonnenburg wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: They are really tasty, though. Gators, I mean.
Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(
*Shrug* Dogs are tasty. Now what?
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Durran Korr wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Durran Korr wrote: I hate Gators. I wish death and eternal misery upon all of them.
WHY? What has an alligator ever done to you?
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While I would prefer them all dead, Carrot Top is the greater evil.

For those of you who know of this running joke from SB.com, we should give him to Noise Marine Bubba...
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Zaia wrote:What 'round table' guy are you talking about? The only one I know of is King Arthur...and he's rather dead already.
Possibly referring to Round Table Pizza, but I haven't seen any commercials from them lately.

Kill Carrot Top. Now! He is a plague upon people with red hair and on comedians.
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And who's Jack? :o
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: Ok, for me that is like saying that dogs are tasty you sick bastard! :(

*Shrug* Dogs are tasty. Now what?
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Cosmic Average wrote:And who's Jack? :o
You mean you don't know Jack?
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