Mix & Match Tech

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-10 07:09pm

Do you people realize that this is exactly what they did on Spacebattles, when they came up with the first story debate?

"OH YEAH? I have a billion billion ships the size of the whole galaxy that can each blow up the universe in one shot!"

"Is that so? Well, I have a billion trillion ships of that type!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-10 09:12pm

Do you people realize that this is exactly what they did on Spacebattles, when they came up with the first story debate?

"OH YEAH? I have a billion billion ships the size of the whole galaxy that can each blow up the universe in one shot!"

"Is that so? Well, I have a billion trillion ships of that type!"

Yes I do, whats your point?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-10 09:59pm

We realized that. We even stated at the start of this thread that we were making fun of the Trekkies/SB.com jockeys that keep coming up with these Federation uber-ships that the Federation "would" be able to build in minutes if they detected an Imperial threat, and how they build these starships without any evidence that they exist, or that the technology to do so exists.

BTW, I think multiple uber-seismic charge launchers are in order. These should have the power to annihilate entire star-clusters, yet fit comfortably in the palm of one's hand. I think that they should also be self-replicating, cloaked, and impossible to destroy with any weapons. Maybe we can load them up with some quantum-molecular armor, or something?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-10 10:08pm

I thought it was making fun of Manji...

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-08-10 11:21pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:It is necesary to have the fuzzy dice, or the ship will automaticly be defeated by somebody even half as cool as Han Solo, through some Achilles Heel, naturally.

Other than that, if its a Dyson Sphere, it'll need 30 million cup holders. Enough leather interior to wrap around the Earth 10,000 times. And an interstellar sound system thats loud enough to make a star go supernova. :twisted:

Now wouldn't that be a weapon to terrify one's enemies with. Somewhere on the surface of the sphere, mount four speakers four times the width of the Earth and a subwoofer the size of the DSII. Order enemy worlds to surrender, or the uber hyperweapon shall unleash it's most cruel and unusual weapon . . . the hard-hitting bass beat of bad rap music!

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-08-10 11:34pm

No even worse bad heavy metal rock and roll

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-11 01:59am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:It is necesary to have the fuzzy dice, or the ship will automaticly be defeated by somebody even half as cool as Han Solo, through some Achilles Heel, naturally.

Other than that, if its a Dyson Sphere, it'll need 30 million cup holders. Enough leather interior to wrap around the Earth 10,000 times. And an interstellar sound system thats loud enough to make a star go supernova.
Now wouldn't that be a weapon to terrify one's enemies with. Somewhere on the surface of the sphere, mount four speakers four times the width of the Earth and a subwoofer the size of the DSII. Order enemy worlds to surrender, or the uber hyperweapon shall unleash it's most cruel and unusual weapon . . . the hard-hitting bass beat of bad rap music!

I can see it now....

::Tarkin moves in with DS 1 over Alderaan::

Tarkin: Alderaan, lower your defenses or prepare to face the consequences!

Bail Organa: Never! Our sheild will hold up to whatever you can dish out!

Tarkin: Fine then, your funeral.

::Reveals that the DS 1 has been refitted with a massive subwolfer in place of the superlaser. The crater thingy now looks like a stereo, and Alderaan is blasted by endless tracks of John Tesh, N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys and even Carrie Fisher is singing too, and it's the song from the Christmas Special, to give that personal touch:)::

Bail Organa: WE SURRENDER! WE SURRENDER!

Hell I think that'll beat my Dyson Sphere of Death and its entire compliment of Veritech fighters any day:P

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-11 02:55am

fuzzy dice? check
racing stripe? check
ridiculous armament of doom? check
what this bitch needs is some sort of animal mascot. I am personally leaning towards either the Quasar dragon from one of the old Dragon magazines, God from The Authority, Species 8472, or Bun-Bun from Sluggy Freelance.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-11 03:00am

Wait, I just realised that making one of them be a mascot 24-7 constitutes cruelty to animals, so we will just have to use all of them, in rotating shifts with paid vacations.
The only other thing this monstrosity needs is a name, I personally suggest that we name it "Love And Peace," just to confuse the press.
"We just got a report in 'Love And Peace' just destroyed an entire galaxy"

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-08-11 02:58pm

for an animal mascot use Stitch and since it is sphherical paint it yellow with two large black eytes and a smile with have a nice day painted under the smile

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-11 03:12pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:for an animal mascot use Stitch and since it is sphherical paint it yellow with two large black eytes and a smile with have a nice day painted under the smile

and put we brake for no one on the back

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-12 12:55am

Don't forget to put 7 of 9 in charge of engineering. Borg can adapt to anything after one hit, so you might lose a few plates, then you'll be invincible against the weapon until the universe reaches the end of its life span.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-12 01:21am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Don't forget to put 7 of 9 in charge of engineering. Borg can adapt to anything after one hit, so you might lose a few plates, then you'll be invincible against the weapon until the universe reaches the end of its life span.

Which is why after hundreds of hits by the same three weapons types, the Borg could still be destroyed in First Contact. Wait, that doesn’t work..

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-13 02:07pm

No, 7 of 9 is chief Morale and Cleavage Officer. Instead of Borg technology, we find a way to channel Ranma Saotome's ability to adapt to his opponents into the shields.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-13 11:27pm

I've made drawing of those Veritech fighters I was talking about. I'll post them as soon as I get my hands on a damn scanner