Freeform Infocom Game

GEC: Discuss gaming, computers and electronics and venture into the bizarre world of STGODs.

Moderator: Thanas

Locked
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

There is one female and one male cub.

WHORES threatens to eat you if you attempt to hurt the cubs.

Your sashimi is a hit.

>|
User avatar
KrauserKrauser
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2633
Joined: 2002-12-15 01:49am
Location: Richmond, VA

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by KrauserKrauser »

Create Golden Chariot from local materials. Have Panthers pull Golden Chariot. Proceed with plotline.
VRWC : Justice League : SDN Weight Watchers : BOTM : Former AYVB

Resident Magic the Gathering Guru : Recovering MMORPG Addict
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

The golden chariot cannot pass through the thick undergrowth of the jungle.

WHORES suggests building a golden boat once you reach the river.

>|
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

looks for thor's goats, as his magical mini-longboat won't be far off. Warns the hero and lady Beth of the dangers of usenet. More Trolls, the Binary Brothels, and the Fansites. Especially the fansites.... (shudders)

checks to see if the summoning stone can get us an egyptian book of the dead, or a necronomicon by the mad arab?
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

The summoning stone can create any object you can imagine, but it uses the information in our head to create it, so you can only get the book of the dead if you know what it contains.

>|
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Damn, any comments about my descriptions of the lands of uselessnet?
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

Lady Beth is concerned about this cursed place, spoken of by the good citizens of Sadeen only in the oldest legends. WHORES simply wants to eat the larger and more powerful trolls.

I have no idea what the protagonist thinks, but its probably pretty incoherent.

>|
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Yes but hear the Trolls are something to be reconded with from the multi-headed regenerating Crossposters, to the dreaded final solution trolls, not to mention other things. well just follow me, I think I recal the way, been getting forgetful in my old age.
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
KrauserKrauser
Sith Devotee
Posts: 2633
Joined: 2002-12-15 01:49am
Location: Richmond, VA

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by KrauserKrauser »

Follow the bear.

Urinate indiscriminately.
VRWC : Justice League : SDN Weight Watchers : BOTM : Former AYVB

Resident Magic the Gathering Guru : Recovering MMORPG Addict
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

You follow the bear to the River of Lost Souls. It flows out of a large cave high in the mountains of HTTP.

>|
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

stays on the lookout for river trolls.
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

You reach the mouth of the cave, your bladder is empty.

>|
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

damn, I was hoping to summon a boat based on heart of darkness, but then I figured my brain would either create a coal steamer like the african queen with all the victorian trappings (including hand cranked record player, express rifles, etc) , or the modernized version from Apocalypse Now complete with music, surfboards, 50cal machine guns, and desiel.)
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Enigma
is a laughing fool.
Posts: 7777
Joined: 2003-04-30 10:24pm
Location: c nnyhjdyt yr 45

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Enigma »

refill bladder and resume urinating.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)

"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons

ASSCRAVATS!
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

enter cave....

consider summoning the boat anyways....
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

The cave is large over a hundred meters wide. You follow the river through the cave for over a mile.

You hear a sound, like a cat who has been startled by a very large dog.

>|
User avatar
Enigma
is a laughing fool.
Posts: 7777
Joined: 2003-04-30 10:24pm
Location: c nnyhjdyt yr 45

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Enigma »

Double the urine output.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)

"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons

ASSCRAVATS!
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

You empty your bladder in matter of seconds. The panthers growl.

>|
User avatar
The_Saint
Jedi Knight
Posts: 798
Joined: 2007-05-05 04:13am
Location: Under Down Under

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The_Saint »

Sick the panthers onto the source of the noise.
All people are equal but some people are more equal than others.
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Try to Identify the sound by scent. (despite the oder of amonia acid in the cave)

after killing commence with getting the hero some electrolytes, as he's obviously dehydrated by now....
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

You identify the source of the sound as some sort of troll, but cannot find the source, the sound seemed to come from deeper in the cave.

A gatorade is summoned for the hero.

>|
User avatar
Enigma
is a laughing fool.
Posts: 7777
Joined: 2003-04-30 10:24pm
Location: c nnyhjdyt yr 45

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Enigma »

Summon a huge Cave Troll to deal with the other troll.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)

"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons

ASSCRAVATS!
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

*bear precog* Whores says "ohhh you provided Lunch"
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Questor
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1601
Joined: 2002-07-17 06:27pm
Location: Landover

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by Questor »

After the cave troll spends a few hours trying to find the other troll, it gets board and tries to eat the hero.

>|
User avatar
The_Saint
Jedi Knight
Posts: 798
Joined: 2007-05-05 04:13am
Location: Under Down Under

Re: Freeform Infocom Game

Post by The_Saint »

get whores to eat the troll.
All people are equal but some people are more equal than others.
Locked