Freeform Infocom Game

[Questor]

There is one female and one male cub.

WHORES threatens to eat you if you attempt to hurt the cubs.

Your sashimi is a hit.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Create Golden Chariot from local materials. Have Panthers pull Golden Chariot. Proceed with plotline.

[Questor]

The golden chariot cannot pass through the thick undergrowth of the jungle.

WHORES suggests building a golden boat once you reach the river.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

looks for thor's goats, as his magical mini-longboat won't be far off. Warns the hero and lady Beth of the dangers of usenet. More Trolls, the Binary Brothels, and the Fansites. Especially the fansites.... (shudders)

checks to see if the summoning stone can get us an egyptian book of the dead, or a necronomicon by the mad arab?

[Questor]

The summoning stone can create any object you can imagine, but it uses the information in our head to create it, so you can only get the book of the dead if you know what it contains.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

Damn, any comments about my descriptions of the lands of uselessnet?

[Questor]

Lady Beth is concerned about this cursed place, spoken of by the good citizens of Sadeen only in the oldest legends. WHORES simply wants to eat the larger and more powerful trolls.

I have no idea what the protagonist thinks, but its probably pretty incoherent.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

Yes but hear the Trolls are something to be reconded with from the multi-headed regenerating Crossposters, to the dreaded final solution trolls, not to mention other things. well just follow me, I think I recal the way, been getting forgetful in my old age.

[KrauserKrauser]

Follow the bear.

Urinate indiscriminately.

[Questor]

You follow the bear to the River of Lost Souls. It flows out of a large cave high in the mountains of HTTP.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

stays on the lookout for river trolls.

[Questor]

You reach the mouth of the cave, your bladder is empty.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

damn, I was hoping to summon a boat based on heart of darkness, but then I figured my brain would either create a coal steamer like the african queen with all the victorian trappings (including hand cranked record player, express rifles, etc) , or the modernized version from Apocalypse Now complete with music, surfboards, 50cal machine guns, and desiel.)

[Enigma]

refill bladder and resume urinating.

[The Yosemite Bear]

enter cave....

consider summoning the boat anyways....

[Questor]

The cave is large over a hundred meters wide. You follow the river through the cave for over a mile.

You hear a sound, like a cat who has been startled by a very large dog.

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[Enigma]

Double the urine output.

[Questor]

You empty your bladder in matter of seconds. The panthers growl.

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[The_Saint]

Sick the panthers onto the source of the noise.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Try to Identify the sound by scent. (despite the oder of amonia acid in the cave)

after killing commence with getting the hero some electrolytes, as he's obviously dehydrated by now....

[Questor]

You identify the source of the sound as some sort of troll, but cannot find the source, the sound seemed to come from deeper in the cave.

A gatorade is summoned for the hero.

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[Enigma]

Summon a huge Cave Troll to deal with the other troll.

[The Yosemite Bear]

*bear precog* Whores says "ohhh you provided Lunch"

[Questor]

After the cave troll spends a few hours trying to find the other troll, it gets board and tries to eat the hero.

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[The_Saint]

get whores to eat the troll.