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According to this article it is as it pretty much everything else, so far as I can tell Fox News actually paid this guy to write this and it's meant to be a serious piece.
James P. Pinkerton wrote: What If ‘Star Trek’ Is a Gift from God?

What if “Star Trek” is a gift from God? We know that “Star Trek,” the number one movie in the country right now, is a gift to Paramount Studios, but seriously, what if “Star Trek” is a gift from God?

If all knowledge comes from God, as we are told in Romans 11:33, then that’s where all creativity comes from, too. And also science and technological knowhow.

Of course, not all knowledge, creativity, and science is put to good use, but that’s a failing of men, not God and His works.

And speaking of works, what if we could apply “Star Trek” technology to practical issues in front of us, such as growing the economy, improving health, and, perhaps most profoundly and urgently of all, defending the U.S. and its allies, including Israel?

The new “Star Trek” film shows Captain Kirk’s Starship Enterprise making good use of photon torpedoes and force fields. So the question comes to mind: Would Israel be safer if it could shoot down enemy missiles and rockets with such photon torpedoes, or block them altogether with a force field? Of course it would.

Let’s consider the power of technological fixes in the Middle East. If a 20-foot fence, built over the past few years, enabled Israel to reduce suicide bombings by more than 99 percent, then that’s the beginning of a new vision of Israeli security, based on hard defensive technology, not scraps of paper. And so, continuing with a little thought experiment, what could a mile-high fence do to safeguard Israel against Qassam rockets fired by terrorists from the Gaza Strip? What could a 20-mile-high fence do to secure Israel against Katyusha rockets from Lebanon? And what could a 200-mile fence do to protect Israel against Shahab missiles from Iran? Such a tall fence wouldn’t have to be physical; it could be virtual, as in a force field.

So back to “Star Trek,” and any number of science fiction sagas. Why don’t we have force field technology? Scientists can use small magnets and lasers now for industrial processes; why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security? Some might say that we will get them eventually, but maybe we need them now. Right now, and in a big way–because we are increasingly vulnerable to various kinds of weapons of mass destruction. For all the progress we have made in virtualization and miniaturization, the fact remains that our corporeal selves, our cities, and our nation states are all acutely vulnerable.

“Star Trek”-type technology is creeping along, slowly but surely–but mostly slowly, as detailed in Sunday’s San Francisco Chronicle. Yes, Apple’s iPhone is a bit like Dr. McCoy’s “Tricorder,” and yes, the Pentagon is making some progress toward “cloaking devices,” but on the big things that defined the “Star Trek” universe–huge spaceships, warp speed, teletransportation–we haven’t even begun. Still, the new “Star Trek” film is supremely valuable, if we see it as a nudge to get going, to put our minds to the grindstone, as it were.

Specifically, let’s put our minds to the question of what the world is going to be like for us and our allies if 20 or more countries have nuclear weapons–up from the current nine (we think). Iran’s atom-bomb production facilities could be bombed tomorrow, but who seriously doubts that Iran will have a nuke, somehow, from somewhere, in the next few years? And of course, the long-range technology to deliver nuclear weapons is also proliferating. Do we really think, in such a missiled-up, nuked-up world, that treaties will keep us and our allies safe?

Not everyone likes to think about the necessity of military technology, but the historical verdict is clear enough: If you want peace, prepare for war.

And yet at the same time, we must have faith–faith and the vision to see the best course. Americans might pause, for example, over the fate of Israel. Israel confronts severe demographic, geopolitical, and nuclear threats. Some say it will need a miracle to survive. Such miracles have come in the past, but will they come again?

Only God knows the answer to this question, of course. But in the meantime, perhaps we need more faith–and a keener eye for hopeful indicators. Perhaps we need to recognize that these days, too, are days of wonders and miraculous signs, just as in Acts 2:43, and yet we don’t see them, or we don’t see all of them.

And so back to “Star Trek.” If force fields and the like seem far out, well, then, maybe we need far-seeing leaders. The late sci-fi visionary Arthur C. Clarke had it right when he observed, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” And such “magical” technology doesn’t have to be a weapon; it was techno-magic that brought us such wonders as refrigeration, electricity, and cures for disease. These would have all seemed like miracles only a few centuries ago.

So maybe technology is a miracle we’ve been longing for, and yet we don’t fully recognize it for the blessing that it is, because it has come disguised. Maybe we have been entertaining angels, as in Hebrews 13:2, and yet not seen them for what they were, because we thought they were just… entertainment. That is, we have glimpsed vital technology, but mostly not seen its potential, because we made the mistake of seeing it only as a fun diversion, as opposed to a serious sign. Not every amusement should be left to Saturday night at the movies; some figments of imagination should be made real, harnessed, and put to work, every day of the week. As soon as possible.

And not just for the safety of Israel. Why doesn’t the U.S. have such safekeeping, peacekeeping technology? Maybe the answer is that our leaders have not had enough faith. That’s right, not enough faith. They didn’t see that the futuristic techno-wonders depicted in sci-fi were signs. They didn’t see that these wonders were advance indicators of miracles that could be, if only we could envision them–and then get to work building them. Like everyone else, politicians are happy to see computers, cell phones, and other gadgets improve, but the political class no longer seems to hear the call of destiny, which is telling them that the same “cool” technology can be utilized for national defense and national survival, not just personal convenience and pleasure.

It’s not that the U.S. and Israel are doing nothing–but maybe they aren’t doing enough. The two allies have been collaborating, for example, on Arrow, a theater missile defense program. And the Obama administration is requesting $7.88 billion for missile defense. That’s good, although if we were really serious about protecting America and its allies, we should be spending ten times that much, visibly engaging our finest scientific minds, just as we did during World War Two, when faith and research brought forth technical miracles. And unfortunately, today, some key programs, such as the Airborne Laser (sounds like a proto-photon torpedo to me, which is to say, worth pursuing with warp speed) and the Multiple Kill Vehicle, are being reduced or even eliminated.

People of faith, who care about the safety of Israel, of America, of Christendom, and of the world, need to get involved in the politics of technological security, because right now, these priorities are being pushed down low on the national agenda–below bailouts, “stimulus” spending, and Air Force One photo-opping.

*In the meantime, other countries, not friends of ours, are working on their own missile programs, and more. On May 9, the Russians debuted their own new missile defense system, the S-400 missile defense system in a Soviet-style hardware parade through Red Square. And the Chinese are working diligently toward space-war capability.

Some argue that we shouldn’t even try to build these weapons, and some say they wouldn’t work.

The answer to the first of these arguments is simple: If the bad guys are working on new kinds of weapons, that’s all the more reason for us to get there firstest with the mostest. As a grim aside, we might imagine how history would have been different if we had lost the atomic arms race to Hitler’s Germany.

For the answer to the second question, we can turn once again to Arthur C. Clarke: “When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.”

And so here’s where faith must be combined with works. In James 1:2, we are told, “Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials”–because that’s where the faithful can find victory. So, with greater appreciation for all that God can do, let’s roll up our sleeves, dig into our wallets, teach our children science and technology, and thus make the world safer.

Because, God knows, technology is already a game-changer in just about every area of human activity. Among its many wonders, which we now take for granted, technology lets us change our physical surroundings for purposes of recreation, habitation, and even transportation. We live and work and play up in the sky, atop tall buildings or atop mountains. We confidently get into a metal tube and fly through the air, or go underground in concrete tunnels. We use the giant sun, or a tiny atom, to power our tools and appliances.

In other words, technology can confound the once-formidable obstacles of geology and geography. If we can change the course of rivers and burrow through mountains, then surely the defense of Israel, as a physical place, is not an insurmountable challenge. Yes, Israel is situated amidst enemies and perils in the Middle East, but the finest scientific minds could help make it safe.

Yet at the same time, robust technology might permit Israel to safely give up territories taken in the 1967 Six Day War, thereby putting millions of hostile Palestinians on the other side of a future defensive barrier. The argument that Israel needs the geographic “buffer” of the Golan Heights, the Jordan River, and so on, might seem less overwhelming if technology could somehow overcome Israel’s small physical size. And of course, absent direct divine intervention, only technology will defend Israel against rockets from Gaza, Lebanon, and beyond. As noted, technology is a game-changer; it could also be a geography-changer, in ways that we can’t yet fully fathom.

And so we must return to the political realm–since politicians are often the prime movers for every other form of human action. We all remember that Robert F. Kennedy Sr. said, “There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?”

What we need today are leaders who have the vision to see a film such as “Star Trek,” and say, “Why not? Why not have such weapons and protections, as soon as possible? Let’s do what it takes to make it so.”

The security challenges confronting Israel have so far confounded the wisest of the wise. But maybe the solution can come from miraculous technology, shifting the ground right out from under the anti-Zionists. Technology of itself is neutral; it is the uses to which technology is put–and the minds and hearts of those controlling the technology–that make all the difference. And so technology, brought into existence by whatever means, no matter how circuitous, could yet serve a Godly purpose.

Jews and Christians both believe that God made a special covenant with the Israelites, and that belief is the basis for much of today’s strong politico-military advocacy on behalf of Israel. For its part, the Israeli government puts a huge premium on military technology to keep its protective edge. That’s a policy with Biblical roots: In Psalm 144, David says, “Blessed be the Lord, my rock, which trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle.” Or, as as the old Tom Lehrer song puts it, “The Lord’s our shepherd, so says the Psalm–but just in case, we gotta get a bomb.”

But today, too many of us are trained to think of technology as something different and mostly apart from spirituality. That’s unfortunate, because God created the geek and the nerd, too. Not to mention every tool, and every lifesaving device, and every form of protection. Surely every believer can laugh at the joke about the man in the burning building who declares, “God will save me.” And so he declines to jump down into the safety net below, and then he refuses to descend down a rescue ladder, and then he refuses to be hoisted into a helicopter. So the man dies, goes to meet his Maker, and asks Him, “Why didn’t you save me?” To which an exasperated Deity responds, “You fool! I offered you a net, I offered you a fire ladder, I even offered you a helicopter–what does it take to get through to you?”

The signs are everywhere, folks. And I believe that “Star Trek,” and similar shows, are some of these signs. There’s a reason that a favorite Christian writer, C.S. Lewis, wrote so much science fiction.

But whether or not we agree on “Star Trek,” let’s grab hold of technology and put it to its highest, best, and most miraculous use. As Jesus said in Mark 9:23, “Everything is possible for the person who believes.” So let’s put some faith in the message of “Star Trek”–and get to work.
Aside from the general insanity of this post from it's bizarre arguments for the existence of the Xian god, the obsession with Israel seemingly before the USA's security, the bewildering belief that the 'political class' in the US don't already try to use technology for defence purposes (despite mentioning in the article numerous hi-tech weapon systems), the insane notion that developments in technology a driven by religious faith... one thing which struck me was the awesome stupidity needed to write this sentence:

And unfortunately, today, some key programs, such as the Airborne Laser (sounds like a proto-photon torpedo to me, which is to say, worth pursuing with warp speed)

I googled this guy and he actually worked in the Whitehouse's of Reagan & the elder Bush and he thinks an airborne laser is like a proto-ship to ship missile :wtf: much of the other stuff he wrote is doctrinar neo-con theocrat bilge but that's a special kind of stupid for someone who seems to think they know technology. For some reason this article just reminded me of that research about how incompetent people are able to recognise their own incompetence.

I also love him signing off from a belicose, ultra-nationalist, theocrat rant urging his readers have 'faith in the message of “Star Trek”' blissfully unaware that the message of Star Trek would seem to be that a godless communist future will be utopian.
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So... Israel can be safe from it's enemies if it can be given impossible technologies powered by unobtanium, in accordance to the vision of Star Trek granted to us by God.

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I quite liked this bit as well:

"why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?"

Now 'giant lasers' I can understand but how exactly are 'giant magnets' supposed to keep the US & Israel secure?
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Plekhanov wrote:I quite liked this bit as well:

"why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?"

Now 'giant lasers' I can understand but how exactly are 'giant magnets' supposed to keep the US & Israel secure?
Isn't it obvious? The enemy missiles and warheads will all be drawn to the giant magnets and become stuck upon them!
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Plekhanov wrote:I quite liked this bit as well:

"why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?"

Now 'giant lasers' I can understand but how exactly are 'giant magnets' supposed to keep the US & Israel secure?
He's mixing his God-given fiction here: I can only presume the giant magnets derive from the Magneto Corollary. Their security application is amply demonstrated in the X-men divine high budget special effects movies.
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You Americans must take great pride in knowing that you live in a country where a person who writes articles like this actually held a position of power and influence in presidential administrations.
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Darth Wong wrote:You Americans must take great pride in knowing that you live in a country where a person who writes articles like this actually held a position of power and influence in presidential administrations.
Not especially.

At least hearing Joe Liebermann's remarks about "please don't take away my laser plane" were funnier than this amazing screed of concentrated crazy-fundy-scifi essence.
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Patrick Degan wrote:Isn't it obvious? The enemy missiles and warheads will all be drawn to the giant magnets and become stuck upon them!
Well I suppose he may have a point, after all your enemies do make their missiles & warheads exclusively out of ferrous metals don't they?


I also love it how he says:

"Americans might pause, for example, over the fate of Israel."

After he's already mentioned Israel by name 7 times, far more times than he's mentioned the US.
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rhoenix wrote:Not especially.

At least hearing Joe Liebermann's remarks about "please don't take away my laser plane" were funnier than this amazing screed of concentrated crazy-fundy-scifi essence.
There's a rather significant difference though in that Liebermann never actually said "please don't take away my laser plane" a satirist did.

In contrast former Whitehouse staffer James P. Pinkerton in all seriousness did say "why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?".
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Patrick Degan wrote:
Plekhanov wrote:I quite liked this bit as well:

"why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?"

Now 'giant lasers' I can understand but how exactly are 'giant magnets' supposed to keep the US & Israel secure?
Isn't it obvious? The enemy missiles and warheads will all be drawn to the giant magnets and become stuck upon them!
They will, of course be giant red and white horseshoe magnets labeled "ACME".
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Darth Wong wrote:You Americans must take great pride in knowing that you live in a country where a person who writes articles like this actually held a position of power and influence in presidential administrations.
It's our greatest weapon. The fear that this country is run by so much pointless power and idiots, that you wouldn't allow to run a daycare, are the ones running the country.

Unfortunately it backfires on anyone of intelligence, constantly and makes said people wonder about fleeing to anywhere else.

As for the article, I wonder when Transformers 2 brings in more cash will we have articles that we must develop Optimus Prime defensive arrays against attacks from outer space.
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We see articles likes this every time some big budget movie comes out. Next it will be series of articles about Israel-Palestine conflict that seems to revolve around how the situation relates to Skynet and Human resistence, prison camps etc. The biggest question is why do they bother paying salaries people doing the job of a chatbot ?
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Plekhanov wrote:There's a rather significant difference though in that Liebermann never actually said "please don't take away my laser plane" a satirist did.
In the interest of accuracy - yes, Jon Stewart did satirize Mr. Liebermann's remarks by what he said, but Mr. Liebermann's actual remarks about the airborne laser project getting cut from the defense budget were, to me, almost as funny.
Plekhanov wrote:In contrast former Whitehouse staffer James P. Pinkerton in all seriousness did say "why not deploy giant magnets and lasers for national security?".
...That one hurts my cranium.
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TheArticle wrote:"And speaking of works, what if we could apply “Star Trek” technology to practical issues in front of us, such as growing the economy, improving health, and, perhaps most profoundly and urgently of all, defending the U.S. and its allies, including Israel?"

The new “Star Trek” film shows Captain Kirk’s Starship Enterprise making good use of photon torpedoes and force fields. So the question comes to mind: Would Israel be safer if it could shoot down enemy missiles and rockets with such photon torpedoes, or block them altogether with a force field? Of course it would.
I'll admit I stopped reading there. I began by turning my thinking cap off and honestly trying to FEEL good reading this; or at least gear up for a good laugh. But right there - in the first sentence - he says that in a world taking STAR TREK morals and STAR TREK level technology the defense of the US and Israel should outrank economic growth and improved healthcare????!!! Did this guy ever fucking *WATCH* Star Trek??? Hell; they *hate* military applications! Spirt of Star Trek my ass.

I mean, sure, I've read denigration of the no-limits fallacies and other mistakes that are used in-show, but one message that we are consistently hammered with THROUGHOUT TNG, by *several* characters, and that is never outright contradicted is that the entire world *UNITED* when this advanced tech came through to a degree that nobody thought possible! That war, disease, and other ills of the human condition were eliminated in a scant few years. Even if this is hyperbole; wouldn't *THAT* be the thing to aim for?

Right there in the first couple sentences the author shows that he's not at *ALL* in line with the Star Trek moral that he espouses - - he's being a nationalistic shithead to whom the concept of "health", "economy", and "security" advancement is DIRECTLY proportional to the advancement of US/Israel - and the rest of the fucking human race can just go to hell. :finger:



Now I'm not a detractor or anything; and certainly if you have to choose whether to help your neighbor or help yourself first nobody it makes sense to help yourself first. But this guy's fucking talking about having star-trek technology (and presumably the infrastructure to produce, maintain, and actually *use* it). Shouldn't *eliminating* world hunger, homelessness, and poverty take the front stage? Wouldnt *THAT* - in the long term - truly PRESERVE the security of the US more?

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Guys, this guy worked under a president who thoroughly believed that trees caused more pollution than cars. Science isn't just irrelevant to them, it's the enemy.
Ghost Rider wrote:As for the article, I wonder when Transformers 2 brings in more cash will we have articles that we must develop Optimus Prime defensive arrays against attacks from outer space.
Outer space?!? You're going to need the Autobots to help fight the rise of Skynet, if we follow through with Mr. Pinkerton's reasoning more thoroughly.
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If Star Trek is a gift from God, he has a weird sense of humor!
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Darth Wong wrote:You Americans must take great pride in knowing that you live in a country where a person who writes articles like this actually held a position of power and influence in presidential administrations.
You like to rub it in our faces but remember we're the ones that keep these nuts from deciding Canada ought to be a a state.

I really have no words for Pinkerton here, it seems like a waste of time to critically analyze, beyond "You must be on some rather nice crack. I'm drug free, thanks."
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Yes, the iPhone is like a tricorder, except last time I checked it had no form of "sensor" technology whatsoever. Maybe the old flip open communicators would be a better idea. Then again, I have to question the usefulness of virtual force fields at stopping real objects.

Seriously, what the hell were my parents/grandparents generation thinking when they put people like this(and Reagan) in charge? I kinda get the neocons latching onto anything they think will save them, but it sounds like the guy has no knowledge whatsoever of not only technology, but also Star Trek, be it new or old. Do they even realize how bad their ignorance of what they are talking about makes them look or are they so far gone that there really is no connection at all left to reallity? Maybe its time to meet Mr. Snuggly the happy straightjacket.
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Yes, the iPhone is like a tricorder, except last time I checked it had no form of "sensor" technology whatsoever. Maybe the old flip open communicators would be a better idea. Then again, I have to question the usefulness of virtual force fields at stopping real objects.

Seriously, what the hell were my parents/grandparents generation thinking when they put people like this(and Reagan) in charge? I kinda get the neocons latching onto anything they think will save them, but it sounds like the guy has no knowledge whatsoever of not only technology, but also Star Trek, be it new or old. Do they even realize how bad their ignorance of what they are talking about makes them look or are they so far gone that there really is no connection at all left to reallity? Maybe its time to meet Mr. Snuggly the happy straightjacket.
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What really boggles me is that this nutjob writes about Israeli security this and Israeli security that, while quoting from New Testament. Are catholics so in favor of protecting Israel from suicide bombers? I thought they hate jews because they killed Jesus. Why would a christian nutjob be concerned with security of the nation of son-of-god killers?
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Wing Commander MAD wrote: Seriously, what the hell were my parents/grandparents generation thinking when they put people like this(and Reagan) in charge?
I suspect they were thinking something along the lines of They're good churchgoing people. And they'll stand up to the nasty communists.

And that's about all they needed to know.

Oh, and if everything is a gift from God, then the pile under the Christmas tree includes mosquitoes, Ebola, hemorroids, Carrot Top and the Black Death. Wonder how they account for that.
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Tolya wrote:What really boggles me is that this nutjob writes about Israeli security this and Israeli security that, while quoting from New Testament. Are catholics so in favor of protecting Israel from suicide bombers? I thought they hate jews because they killed Jesus. Why would a christian nutjob be concerned with security of the nation of son-of-god killers?
Because we need them alive for Judgment Day to begin. It is all part of a plan that involves the complete and utter extermination of the human race. No, this is NOT sarcasm.
Kanastrous wrote: Oh, and if everything is a gift from God, then the pile under the Christmas tree includes mosquitoes, Ebola, hemorroids, Carrot Top and the Black Death. Wonder how they account for that.
It happens to other people. Or you didn't have the strength of will and were too sinful. You should have just said no!

I don't believe they have an explanation for Carrot Top other than "pawn of Satan" (nothing personal to him).
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Samuel wrote:It happens to other people. Or you didn't have the strength of will and were too sinful. You should have just said no!
A lot of Christians quote an incident in the Bible where Jesus comes upon a leper and is asked why God makes him suffer. He answers that God makes him suffer so that we may see the power of God at work right ... NOW! And then he cures him. Of course, this really doesn't answer the general question at all since Jesus makes no effort to eliminate leprosy on a global scale, but a lot of Jesus' demonstrations are like that. The onlookers are described as struck speechless by his wisdom, but one is left thinking "wait a minute ... didn't anyone think to ask ..." Not to mention questioning the morality of a plan to make a man suffer for most of his life just so you can use him as an opportunity to show off.

Christians typically interpret that parable to mean that God works in mysterious ways and there must be some benefit even if we can't see it or understand it. It's a convenient way to explain away the fact that they can't explain anything.
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Plekhanov wrote:According to this article it is as it pretty much everything else, so far as I can tell Fox News actually paid this guy to write this and it's meant to be a serious piece.

Paid with what? Glue for sniffing? Because apart from a lobotomy it's quite impressive to come up with such kind of retarted article.
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