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What the bloody hell is this?!?!

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http://www.autodynamics.org/new99/Artic ... index.html

What the flying fuck?! I think I have just found some wierd "anti-einsteinists". They say that everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that Einstein found out is totally and completely WRONG.
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Great. Absolutely great. "The quarks have stupid names, therefore they must be part of some conspiracy or something, invented by Einstein" :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil: [/b]
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Worse than wormholes. This is "Black". Why is black bad? Isn't black beautiful? Why not "deep blue" holes, or "emerald green" holes? And why do they suck? Isn't gravity a finite thing? How can it become infinitely powerful? I mean, if you have a finite amount of mass, doesn't it attract with a finite force? Where is this "sucking" coming from? And what about the point of singularity in the middle where things go infinite? Where is there room in the universe for such non-common sense?
I stopped reading after that.

First off, fuckwad, they're called black holes because they are BLACK, as in, a total absense of other color.

Where does the "sucking" come from? From gravity, dumbass!

As for his comment about there being "room in the universe for such non-common sense", I wonder about that myself, as I read his 'article'.[/quote]
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Ahhh, the guys from Autodynamics.... :roll:
I've aquainted their pages a few years ago, they promote a new theory (named, of course, Autodynamics) that completely revokes the last century science, and want it to substitute GR.

eh... right.
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Are we sure this is not a parody site?
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
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First off, fuckwad, they're called black holes because they are BLACK, as in, a total absense of other color.
Actualy they´re called schwartz holes because they were first predicted by a german scientist called schwartz. But since schwarz (without t) is german for black and you can imagine them being black (they´re not) it was often mistranslated as black holes which is now the acceptet term.
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Sebastin wrote:
First off, fuckwad, they're called black holes because they are BLACK, as in, a total absense of other color.
Actualy they´re called schwartz holes because they were first predicted by a german scientist called schwartz. But since schwarz (without t) is german for black and you can imagine them being black (they´re not) it was often mistranslated as black holes which is now the acceptet term.
I though that it was Laplace that first predicted them.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Are we sure this is not a parody site?
If it's a parody, it's incredibly subtle. Other than the blinding stupidity of the arguments, there's nothing to indicate this could be satire.

UPDATE: He's totally serious. He linked to a Wired article that describes autodynamics. To their credit, Wired called it "a crackpot theory".
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Heh heh, I think we've killed the site. My browser can't find it anymore. 8)
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Where is this "sucking" coming from?
That sucking comes from right here:
http://www.autodynamics.org/new99/Artic ... index.html

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Sebastin wrote:
First off, fuckwad, they're called black holes because they are BLACK, as in, a total absense of other color.
Actualy they´re called schwartz holes because they were first predicted by a german scientist called schwartz. But since schwarz (without t) is german for black and you can imagine them being black (they´re not) it was often mistranslated as black holes which is now the acceptet term.

Use the schwartz!!! :wink:
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The depths of human stupidity continues to sink.
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I thot they were black cuz the gravity causes an abscence of light? no light = no color.
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Gee, it says here in Scientific American that quarks were discovered through experimentation.

Having discovered a flaw in his thoery, it's now invalid by his own logic.

I vote that we watch him to see if he does a Darwin...
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The ravings of a dumbfucked lunatic.... :roll:
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Cap'n Hector wrote:Gee, it says here in Scientific American that quarks were discovered through experimentation.

Having discovered a flaw in his thoery, it's now invalid by his own logic.

I vote that we watch him to see if he does a Darwin...
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Cap'n Hector wrote:Gee, it says here in Scientific American that quarks were discovered through experimentation.

Having discovered a flaw in his thoery, it's now invalid by his own logic.

I vote that we watch him to see if he does a Darwin...
Hey, thats Captain Hector from Escape Velocity and his pet parrot if I'm not mistaken. Good to see some EV fans.
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Captain tycho wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:Gee, it says here in Scientific American that quarks were discovered through experimentation.

Having discovered a flaw in his thoery, it's now invalid by his own logic.

I vote that we watch him to see if he does a Darwin...
Hey, thats Captain Hector from Escape Velocity and his pet parrot if I'm not mistaken. Good to see some EV fans.
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Might be a good idea to note that he's been using that handle for a couple years... And the parrot is Cap't Hector.
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Beowulf wrote: Might be a good idea to note that he's been using that handle for a couple years... And the parrot is Cap't Hector.
Since it got mentioned, I've had the name Cap'n Hector for nine years. I've also got the domain...and way too many caphector@ email addresses. Chalk it up to folly of youth.

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[bites the n00b]

Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :D Now, how in bloody hell did you know about the MPvsT thread? Who are you sock puppeting?
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verilon wrote:[bites the n00b]

Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :D Now, how in bloody hell did you know about the MPvsT thread? Who are you sock puppeting?
Simple. I've been lurking. And using the search feature. Where did that thread vanish to? I've seen references to it...and from those references I inferred it's probable content. Now, didn't that sound anal?

And I have to say, if I'm a puppet, someone went to a lot of effort. A domain name, AIM, ICQ, Mac.com e-mail, MSN, YM...All of which get answered (well, not the domain name, but the e-mail)?eventually.
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That particular thread has been stolen by monkeys.
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Cap'n Hector wrote:
verilon wrote:[bites the n00b]

Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay! :D Now, how in bloody hell did you know about the MPvsT thread? Who are you sock puppeting?
Simple. I've been lurking. And using the search feature. Where did that thread vanish to? I've seen references to it...and from those references I inferred it's probable content. Now, didn't that sound anal?

And I have to say, if I'm a puppet, someone went to a lot of effort. A domain name, AIM, ICQ, Mac.com e-mail, MSN, YM...All of which get answered (well, not the domain name, but the e-mail)?eventually.
To the Monkey Pit.

If you were lurking for so long, why the hell didn't you register before?

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Sebastin wrote:Actualy they´re called schwartz holes because they were first predicted by a german scientist called schwartz. But since schwarz (without t) is german for black and you can imagine them being black (they´re not) it was often mistranslated as black holes which is now the acceptet term.
I don't know where you got this information...

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verilon wrote:[bites the n00b]Now, how in bloody hell did you know about the MPvsT thread?
Me...
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Beowulf wrote:
verilon wrote:[bites the n00b]Now, how in bloody hell did you know about the MPvsT thread?
Me...
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