Freeform Infocom Game

[Questor]

OK, time to restart.

You hear maniacal laughter from inside the hut.

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[Logical Mike]

-> knock on door, ask if they have women for sale or at least some extremely ladylike men.

*strange is good for the morale of the adventure.

[Questor]

Inside you see a face, just a face, laughing maniacally.

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[Logical Mike]

Ask this creature his name

[The Yosemite Bear]

look for man behind screen

[Questor]

Behind the screen, you just see a wall well stocked with hallucinogens.

The face replies, "I had a name, once. What was it..."

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[Logical Mike]

->ask if you may call him jimbo

[Questor]

He says, "That's cool, man."

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[Logical Mike]

->ask Jimbo about darkstar and your current quest AND how much for a 1/2 oz of shrooms.

[Questor]

"I don't remember any of that stuff, maaan. It's been years, man. Have some shrooms, man."

He points you to a pot of magic mushrooms.

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[Logical Mike]

->take some shrooms and feed them to whores to ensure they aren't poisoned.

[Questor]

WHORES says, "I'm the designated pilot, find another guinea pig."

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[The Yosemite Bear]

I eat fish, however I do know how to prepare food....

[Logical Mike]

_>take shrooms and summon jim morrison to discuss life, the universe, and everything.

[Questor]

You begin discussing life, the universe, and everything with a fireplace, which you believe to be Jim Morrison.

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[Logical Mike]

->ask jimbo about himself. Ask jim morrison if he has any women for sale.

[The Yosemite Bear]

*hands Lady Beth the flaming frying pan*
reload from the previous save.....

[Questor]

She waves off the frying pan, strings her bow, and puts an arrow through the hero's nuts.

"Cauterize the wound. We can heal him later, at the Oracle."

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[Logical Mike]

->slap that bitch

[Questor]

You have trouble figuring out which one of the many Lady Beth's you see to slap.

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[Logical Mike]

->play on whore's sympathy, ask him to scold beth in a very sarcastic manner. Bribe him with a promise of fine morsels to come.

[The Yosemite Bear]

use minor elemental magic to cauterize wound from a distance, light a fire in the fire place, use the summoning stone to get a cauldron full of water, vegitables, some of the mushrooms, summon chicken stock, magically deboned chicken, and knife of benehana +2 speed of chopping, use cutting board, and make a large stew.

[Questor]

WHORES is to busy laughing at you.

The stew is good.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

now that I am done with the rapid chopping I hand the +2 knife of choppy-choppy speed action over to the undead minion.

*The nameless skeleton guy that seems to play Baldrik to the heroes' Black Addar*

[Questor]

The minion takes the knife.

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