Freeform Infocom Game

[Hawkwings]

Continue directly to next stage of quest, bypassing extraneous distractions. Pass go, collect $200.

[The Yosemite Bear]

I shall have to get some beef and some vegies and super heat a metal surface to see if the Undead minion can now chop and spatulay at high speed with the knife in his posesssion....

[Questor]

As you leave the cave, you see the long abandoned jungle of Ayesveeyes. From here, you can see an island in the center of a lake. The island is covered by a large, abandoned city. To the south, you can see the great rift that divides Ayesveeyes from the rest of Usenet.

Across the rift, you can see the edge of blackened land, still dead from the power of the weapons deployed in the crosspost wars.

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OOC: Congrats to Hawkwings, we are now over the 1000 post mark!

[The Yosemite Bear]

try to find Raven Ford's Atomik Chicken Ranch (Really it's not a brothel) to obtain supplies for the trip to the oracel, ok (Raven's Chicken Ranch really is a brothel, but only if your a girl who likes squirrel minions)

[Koolaidkirby]

OOC: ok, I'm seriously lost here

IC:

check party
check inventory
look around (where are we now?)

[The Yosemite Bear]

I'm making a refrence to gettign supplies from an ASVS culture poster's domian, basically they have large chocobo sized radioactive chickens, and a place full of Squirril boys.

[Questor]

Far down the slope, you see a clearing with a large house, and huge chickens and squirrels.

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[Logical Mike]

->check status of balls.

Then

->take beth's bowstring. Venture down to house alone, stopping to ask in a whisper to the huge chicken if he's got any women for sale.

[Questor]

You're one remaining ball was burned off during the cautery.

OOC: I'm going to let Brian the Fisherbear explain why asking that question at the Atomik Chicken Ranch is a bad idea.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

The place is a BROTHEL FOR WOMEN.

full of genetically modfied roosters and squirell boys. The chickens can be purchased for food, riding and BDSM domination. Don't ask about the Squirrel bois

[Enigma]

Look for Baron's Sheep Shack O'Love and Steakhouse and convince others to go there all the while staying outside. *whistles innocently*

[The Yosemite Bear]

Fine look for Spyda. Ando, Chris, and Preadator's Pub and order a round of pangalactic gargle blasters, we should wake up with the worst of hang over but in an entirely different location, which will hopefully be closer to where we need to be. Oh and if were in Spyda's bar from the old ASVS TGODS for the love of dog, don't drink the Melange Tequila.

[Questor]

Spoiler

You're all getting ahead of yourselves. Those places are all in the city. I've been looking forward to the encounter that's coming since I sent you to Ayesveeyes.

As you reach the ranch, you realize that the chickens and squirrels you saw were zombies, animated by some long forgotten force.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

yes, but the Melange Tequilia has baby sand trout in the bottom of the 50 liter bottle....

damn, zombies, tries using elemental magic (my abilities besdies cooking and fishing) to create a storm. (sure it's tiring but the lightning and hail might help....)

[Questor]

The zombies seem to be killed by your lightning storm.

You see electronic parts in them, after blasting them.

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[Hawkwings]

scavenge the electronics, and attempt to identify them

[The Yosemite Bear]

I'm tired I really need to crash <thud>!
bear falls asleep in moist rainy ground.

[Questor]

The electronics make a strange noise, as the last ergs of power are drained from them.

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[Questor]

Somewhere deep in the jungle:

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Units 8120023023 and 5652312331 offline at the Atomik Chicken Ranch.
Electromagnetic pulse detected.
Unassimilated creatures detected.
Five unknown creatures detected.
Escapee 18232 identified.
Diverting units from search for escapee 1 and escapee 2 to apprehend escapee 18232.

[The Yosemite Bear]

hopefully Beth and Whores are not upset about getting all wet (like probably the perv of our group leader may make some comments about water soaked chest armour....

and Griffons are part cat, and we all know how cats feel about cold hail laced thundershowers....

[Questor]

They're both more concerned about the cybernetic zombies.

Besides, what kind of armor do you think Beth is wearing?

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[The Yosemite Bear]

Probly light segmentum with a leather or woven padding under jacket (to prevent chafing)

[Questor]

After waiting many hours for Brian to wake. You hear a rustling in the trees just as he does.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

glowers, looks at the summoning stone. Coffee Nauhatl Norse god sized!

upends a 100 liter barrel of coffee/choclate mix with chyanne pepper, vanillia, and just a little honey for sweetness.

Ok, I'm alert now, what's that rustling, hey we should check the ruins of Raven's place for food and to see if her bug jar still has those "Chiggers" Spoiler

She captured a hive of Xenomorph Aliens and kept them in a glass hive/jar type prison.

[Questor]

Inside Raven's place, you find food and alcohol. Behind the counter, in a cracked glass jar, you do indeed find the "chiggers."

Outside, the rustling grows louder, and you begin to feel an ominous foreboding.

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