Let's Play: HOUSE OF HELL

[avatarxprime]

Yes, but our guy is not lucky so fortune does in fact, not favor him. Anyway I say check out the room. Azazel taught humans how to make weapons, maybe we can get an upgrade.

[Lusankya]

We should always investigate rooms.

Unless there are vicious dogs in them. Is there a vicious dog in this room?

[Stark]

Okay guys; how do you want to ransack this laboratory? Who feels like a burglar? Are we looking for the silver, the meth, or whatever they keep in cupboards these days?

Sorry Lus, no dogs; just rats.

[Ford Prefect]

We don't seem like a chemist, so let's check out the drawers.

[Lusankya]

Look in the cupboards. Maybe one of them has some biscuits.

[Zablorg]

I love how there isn't an option to leave and preserve this man's privacy.

Check the vials. I wasn't aware cosmetic labs had vials.

[Stark]

Jesus we're like Wikipedia in here - we need some consensus!

And Ford we coulda just walked away... but having entered... we must loot.

Later you can take a book off the shelf and it asks you if you want to read it, but there's no other option. Oops.

[Zablorg]

Okay fine. Lusy and Ford can play spoilerized paper-scisors-rock, and I'll play the winner.

[Stark]

GREAT IDEA. Ford, you're up.

[Lusankya]

I like the way Zab organises it so that he has a 1/2 chance of winning and Ford and I only have a 1/4.

Anyway, I guess it doesn't matter who of Ford and me goes first so:
Spoiler

scissors

[Zablorg]

Well fine, if you want to be all mathimatical about it, me and Stark can play and the winners shall go against each other.

LETS GO STARKERS
Spoiler

scissors

[Stark]

I am a burglar!
Spoiler

paper

[Ford Prefect]

This isn't a democracy. Look through the drawers or I will mail you all punches to the kidneys.

[Lusankya]

In case you hadn't noticed, Ford, we're not voting. We're playing simulated blood sport.

Now hurry up and choose your weapon.

[Ford Prefect]

I guess that technically this is gaming.
Spoiler

ROCK

[Stark]

Okay now it's Zab vs Ford for the big decision!

[Ford Prefect]

I should tell you know Zablorg that I am World Rock Paper Scissors Championship trained.
Spoiler

ROCK

[Zablorg]

Spoiler

rock

[Stark]

You fucking japesters. Do it again.

[Zablorg]

Spoiler

paper

[Ford Prefect]

Spoiler

ROCK

Can't stop the AVALANCHE.

[Stark]

So it's come to checking the vials! Best conflict resolution mechanic ever.

When I get home we'll find out how dangerous lab equipment can be!

[Stark]

Well, THIS looks dangerous.

[Zablorg]

Why the fuck would we drink any of them?

Why would that cross anyone's mind?

However; brave and stupid. Let's go with the green vial. Green = Good, obviously.

Should conflict arise, I leave my paper-scisors-rock entry now:
Spoiler

paper

[Lusankya]

Green sounds like acid.

Acid turns you into a superhero.

Let's drink it.