Freeform Infocom Game

[The Yosemite Bear]

oh Shit the hive's loose!

uses fire magic to make Beth's Arrows flame enchanted, come to think of it. I do it to everybody's weapons, tells the hero to use the flamethrower effect, and begins preping molotovs for the skeletal minion, Tell Whores to use breath weapon and not to try and eat the things.
Spoiler

oh what I recall Raven Ford having trapped in said glass jar, and why I'm suggesting distance and fire.

[Questor]

As the "chiggers" try to break out of their jar of holding, you hear heavy footsteps from outside.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

so we still have the magic city of Kandor sized hive of xenomorphs in our realatively safe pssession...

Tell whores not to eat the jar....

[Questor]

WHORES wonders why Brian thinks that he would eat the jar, but agrees.

There is a pounding on the walls of the farmhouse.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

ask someone to check the window, as soon as the horror movie cliche happens I launch the jar at the bad guys..... (see how zombies vs aliens ends)

[The_Saint]

Summon Bigger Fish... using whatever we have that come summon stuff.

[Questor]

After the skeletal minion is dragged outside, Brian tosses the jar through the window after him.

It shatters on the ground, releasing hundreds of aliens among the cyber-zombies. Many aliens and cyber-zombies are crushed by the bigger fish, but not all. You hear fighting all through the day and into the night. The screaming continues for many hours.

Eventually, the noise dies down.

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[The_Saint]

Take a peek out the window.

[The Yosemite Bear]

takes a drink from the bar, hands passes around the bottle.

[Questor]

You see the pale cybernetic zombies attaching electronic bits to the alien corpses.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

I see they have adapted to molecular acid....

[Questor]

They have indeed. That was the screaming.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

well lets see how well they can adapt to magic...

[Questor]

The lightning disables the cyber-zombies, but you hear more coming from the edge of the jungle.

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[The_Saint]

Flip the switch to more-magic and apply again.

[The Yosemite Bear]

sends earth magic into the protagonist.

watches as "hulk" or "Cu-Culaine" deals with the zombies.

[Questor]

The protagonist grows to twice his natural size, breaks through the wall. and uses the cone of flame from his sword to burn the zombies in front of him to a crisp. WHORES covers another area with flaming breath.

Still more zombies are approaching. Beth says, "We've got to get out of here!" Then she looses a flaming arrow (ignited by shooting it through the flames coming off of the soul stealing sword.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

suggest to WHORES that we need to get airborne, don't worry, just like Aeneus the second he leaves the ground he'll shrink back to normal. (worry if we were on a ley line, then he would be really scary)

[Logical Mike]

And THEN, slap that bitch of a hooker beth to envoke revenge on your ball skewering, good god man.

[Questor]

WHORES grabs the hero with his left talon, and Brian with his right, Beth leaps onto his back, and in a flash, the party is airborne.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

SHIT I just realize we left the summoned benahana knife of chop-choppy stabby speed action with the undead minion who was killed by the borg-zombies.

[Questor]

The real question is was it magical, or technological.

Farther away, deep in the jungle, a figure looks up from the lump of flesh that was once a starfighter thief, and says, "that sounds familiar."

As he turns, the starfighter thief runs to the waiting ship, taking off before the figure can catch him.

"You're dead! No, I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to keep you ALIVE!"

The figure takes off on his rocket pack, towards the sound of the battle.

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[The Yosemite Bear]

well at least we haven't run into baron lowe's stable....

[Questor]

You honestly think the results of this will be better?

WHORES asks, "Where should we go?"

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[The Yosemite Bear]

Give directions to the boards as best as I can recall, try to settle down in Usenet Tasmania jungles (the spiders, devils, and drop bears are sure to be safer then these borg zombies.)