Mike & Yoda, a comparison?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-02-09 01:57am

My mind is approaching tired/silly mode, so looking at his avatar and his picture on his homepage...

Yoda is slanty-eyed in has avatar. Mike is slanty-eyed in his picture.
Yoda is short. Mike is short.
Yoda smites his enemy with trivial ease. Mike crushes his enemy with trivial ease.

Both are wise and learned.
Both are renowned in their respective fields (Yoda: Jedi, Mike: SWvST).
Both train the uninitiated into the ways of their order.

But most importantly:

Both have receding hairlines

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-09 02:01am

Ah, but I get laid on a regular basis. Yoda hasn't done the nasty in 900 years. No wonder he can lift X-wing fighters; it's pent-up sexual frustration.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-09 02:03am

It would be foolish too think Yoda wouldn't use the Force too auto-jerk off.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-02-09 02:03am

Now there's a quote I'd love in my sig. But somebody'll probably beat me to it.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-09 02:04am

Mike, sorry to bother you about this, I should probably already know this, but why do you use both AdmiralKanos and Darth Wong as your alias?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-09 02:04am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Ah, but I get laid on a regular basis. Yoda hasn't done the nasty in 900 years. No wonder he can lift X-wing fighters; it's pent-up sexual frustration.

Thus, the obvious conclusion: don't do it for a year, and you can lay the smack down on fundies in RL.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-02-09 02:05am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Ah, but I get laid on a regular basis. Yoda hasn't done the nasty in 900 years. No wonder he can lift X-wing fighters; it's pent-up sexual frustration.

Lucas said Jedis can have sex, just not a relationship. So if you're assuming that Yoda has never had sex because of the Jedis' rules, that may not be the case. Otherwise, do you have any definite proof from somewhere that he has never knocked Muppet boots?

Anyway, imagine all the Jedi groupies- you know the SW galaxy has them

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-09 02:05am

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:Ah, but I get laid on a regular basis. Yoda hasn't done the nasty in 900 years. No wonder he can lift X-wing fighters; it's pent-up sexual frustration.
Lucas said Jedis can have sex, just not a relationship. So if you're assuming that Yoda has never had sex because of the Jedis' rules, that may not be the case. Otherwise, do you have any definite proof from somewhere that he has never knocked Muppet boots?

Anyway, imagine all the Jedi groupies- you know the SW galaxy has them .

Ki-Adi-Mundi has children.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-02-09 02:06am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Ah, but I get laid on a regular basis. Yoda hasn't done the nasty in 900 years. No wonder he can lift X-wing fighters; it's pent-up sexual frustration.

There, I added it! I beat you all to it! It's mine, all mine! *evil laughter*

Ok, sorry, it's past 0200 here, nobody on my AIM is online, and I'm unable to sleep.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-09 02:06am

I seem to remember a Miss Yaddle in the council at one time. With Palpy clouding the judgment of the rest of the Jedi, maybe Yoda to the opprotunity to fool around with someone who would know him more...intimatley. Anyways who else would know what makes a Yoda tick than another Yoda?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-02-09 02:07am

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Lucas said Jedis can have sex, just not a relationship. So if you're assuming that Yoda has never had sex because of the Jedis' rules, that may not be the case. Otherwise, do you have any definite proof from somewhere that he has never knocked Muppet boots?

So, if a girl they bed wants to talk about their relationship, then that's forbidden, but if she just wants to knock boots, that's okay?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-02-09 02:07am

That, and I mean, Yoda's 900 - imagine how much sex he's gotten! The Jedi may forbid love - but sex? No!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-09 02:09am

phongn wrote:That, and I mean, Yoda's 900 - imagine how much sex he's gotten! The Jedi may forbid love - but sex? No!

Yeah, as long as you don't care about the person it doesn't matter

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-02-09 02:10am

Master of Ossus wrote:So, if a girl they bed wants to talk about their relationship, then that's forbidden, but if she just wants to knock boots, that's okay?

Ah ha! Yes! Now I know why people would be a Jedi! Sex, without the hassles of relationships or committment!

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-02-09 02:10am

Master of Ossus wrote:
Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Lucas said Jedis can have sex, just not a relationship. So if you're assuming that Yoda has never had sex because of the Jedis' rules, that may not be the case. Otherwise, do you have any definite proof from somewhere that he has never knocked Muppet boots?
So, if a girl they bed wants to talk about their relationship, then that's forbidden, but if she just wants to knock boots, that's okay?

Lucas said basically that Jedi aren't celibate, just that they can't get attached to things, like Anakin to Padme.

So yeah, that would seem to be the case. They probably just drop in on the Coruscant version of the Bunny Ranch, however.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 02:11am

Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-09 02:12am

Gandalf wrote:Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?

Either I'm an idiot (which is reasonably possible) or yes.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-09 02:14am

Gandalf wrote:Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?

*the klaxxons of Obvious-nicity begin to blare* Sir, we've got someone asking a really obvious question here!

No offense, but I think DarkStar was just in the dark as you were. You should read the Announcements more often.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 02:17am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?
*the klaxxons of Obvious-nicity begin to blare* Sir, we've got someone asking a really obvious question here!

No offense, but I think DarkStar was just in the dark as you were. You should read the Announcements more often.

Pardon my stupidity

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-09 02:19am

Captain Lennox wrote:It would be foolish too think Yoda wouldn't use the Force too auto-jerk off.

Yet another reason to have Jedi powers....

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-09 02:23am

I suppose with the powers of the Force you would not need Viagra. I wonder if Yoda made nookie with *ahem* creatures of the swamp.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 02:24am

Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-09 02:27am

Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"

That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-09 02:27am

Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"

But what for those times your woman isn't there and you want too wach porn with two free hands?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-09 02:28am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"
That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.

Until Luke came along that is...