Mike & Yoda, a comparison?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-09 02:29am

AdmiralKanos wrote:That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.

Hey! He could've been hiding freaky alien space whores ANYWHERE on that damn planet. He'd just call up the trans-galactic escort service.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-09 02:31am

Alex Moon wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"
That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.
Until Luke came along that is...

GA! Bad images!

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-09 02:32am

Durran Korr wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?
Either I'm an idiot (which is reasonably possible) or yes.

Damn the secrets out..........

BTW, all the other Jedi have those tiny little starfighters, Yoda has a fleet of freakin SD's at his command. Which do you think the girls are going to go for?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 02:32am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"
That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.

Could he go to a nearby planet, or do some telepathic thing to bring someone there?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-09 02:37am

Gandalf wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"
That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.
Could he go to a nearby planet, or do some telepathic thing to bring someone there?

How about he does something with the Force that acts like the psi-beacon from SC, only it attracts sexy naked asian brunettes?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 02:39am

Captain tycho wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote: That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.
Could he go to a nearby planet, or do some telepathic thing to bring someone there?
How about he does something with the Force that acts like the psi-beacon from SC, only it attracts sexy naked asian brunettes?

That could do it, Yoda could have a swinging bachelor pad going.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-09 02:58am

He could have massive lesbian orgies staged in the swamp water.

Oh yeah.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-09 03:00am

Captain tycho wrote:How about he does something with the Force that acts like the psi-beacon from SC, only it attracts sexy naked asian brunettes?

Asian women generally have black hair (barring dye jobs).

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-09 03:01am

His pickup lines might be a bit off though.

"Fred Flintstone I might not be, but make your bed rock I can>"

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-09 03:05am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Why Force jack off?, use the Jedi mind trick

"You will sleep with me"
That won't do him much good when he's living in a swamp by himself.

What if this is the Prequel-era yoda?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-09 02:16pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I seem to remember a Miss Yaddle in the council at one time.

Yaddle was the Yoda lookalike with a scar over his eye in TPM IIRC.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-09 02:22pm

Gandalf wrote:His pickup lines might be a bit off though.

"Fred Flintstone I might not be, but make your bed rock I can>"

"My bitch you are, Swallow you shall." "Bend over you must, fill your darkside with the Force I will." "When 900 years old you reach, let her go on top you must."

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-02-09 02:22pm

No, Yaddle was not the scared-Jedi. Yaddle was the female of Yoda's race shown in the council. I can't think of the name of the Jedi you are refering to.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-09 02:24pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Gandalf wrote:His pickup lines might be a bit off though.

"Fred Flintstone I might not be, but make your bed rock I can>"
"My bitch you are, Swallow you shall." "Bend over you must, fill your darkside with the Force I will." "When 900 years old you reach, let her go on top you must."

"Doing the nasty, he is."
Ever seen American Jedi?

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-02-09 02:25pm

Gandalf wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Are Mike and AdmiralKanos seriously the same guy?
*the klaxxons of Obvious-nicity begin to blare* Sir, we've got someone asking a really obvious question here!

No offense, but I think DarkStar was just in the dark as you were. You should read the Announcements more often.
Pardon my stupidity

I guess I'm stupid too. I never realized it either...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-09 02:33pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How about he does something with the Force that acts like the psi-beacon from SC, only it attracts sexy naked asian brunettes?
Asian women generally have black hair (barring dye jobs).

Aye, Asian women just rock.

Two of my girlfriends were Asian (one Anglo-Chinese the other Japanese). And just an hour ago I helped a cute Japanese girl with long black and ginger hair get her washing done by giving her my last credits on my washing card.

*Gets all smug*

Oh and phongn, isn't it about this time of year your head goes back to the lab for retuning?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-09 02:41pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:No, Yaddle was not the scared-Jedi. Yaddle was the female of Yoda's race shown in the council. I can't think of the name of the Jedi you are refering to.

Yeah my mistake, a couple of minutes searching and we get
http://www.starwars.com/databank/charac ... index.html

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-09 02:42pm

Durandal wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
"My bitch you are, Swallow you shall." "Bend over you must, fill your darkside with the Force I will." "When 900 years old you reach, let her go on top you must."
"Doing the nasty, he is."
Ever seen American Jedi?

Yep, you pointed me to it on ASVS in 2001.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-09 02:45pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How about he does something with the Force that acts like the psi-beacon from SC, only it attracts sexy naked asian brunettes?
Asian women generally have black hair (barring dye jobs).
Aye, Asian women just rock.

Two of my girlfriends were Asian (one Anglo-Chinese the other Japanese). And just an hour ago I helped a cute Japanese girl with long black and ginger hair get her washing done by giving her my last credits on my washing card.

*Gets all smug*

Ok, no Gf's as such but a few of the most beautiful women I've had sex with were asian (Chinese and Japanese), once you get them to stop being o bloody pasive and subservient, japanese women can be very adventurous.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-09 02:54pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote: Asian women generally have black hair (barring dye jobs).
Aye, Asian women just rock.

Two of my girlfriends were Asian (one Anglo-Chinese the other Japanese). And just an hour ago I helped a cute Japanese girl with long black and ginger hair get her washing done by giving her my last credits on my washing card.

*Gets all smug*
Ok, no Gf's as such but a few of the most beautiful women I've had sex with were asian (Chinese and Japanese), once you get them to stop being o bloody pasive and subservient, japanese women can be very adventurous.

Fuck yes!

Lucy Liu is the type I like, foxy and not always the one to be walked over. I mean, cutesy animé style girls are cool, but so are the ones that could beat you up literally.

http://www.geocities.com/jeffersonclay2 ... sarah1.txt

There's me and one of my old g/fs, Sarah Cheung (Anglo-Chinese). She was feisty!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-02-09 02:58pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh and phongn, isn't it about this time of year your head goes back to the lab for retuning?

::glares::

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-09 02:59pm

phongn wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh and phongn, isn't it about this time of year your head goes back to the lab for retuning?
::glares::

*Vapes phongn with Super Excalibur; the only nuclear bomb pumped X-ray laser sat in the world*

Feeling better?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-02-09 03:21pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
phongn wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh and phongn, isn't it about this time of year your head goes back to the lab for retuning?
::glares::
*Vapes phongn with Super Excalibur; the only nuclear bomb pumped X-ray laser sat in the world*

Feeling better?

You missed.

::Destroys the Super Excalibur with a Thor-ASAT missile::

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-09 03:30pm

phongn wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
phongn wrote: ::glares::
*Vapes phongn with Super Excalibur; the only nuclear bomb pumped X-ray laser sat in the world*

Feeling better?
You missed.

::Destroys the Super Excalibur with a Thor-ASAT missile::

*Thor launch facility destroyed via UV laser sat system*

Nyer-nyer!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-02-09 04:17pm

Durandal wrote:"Doing the nasty, he is."
Ever seen American Jedi?

"Feel the Force, muthafucka!"
LOL