1-900-SDNETFUN

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-09 04:09am

(the result of a deranged mind and no better ideas)

Hello and thank you for dialing 1-900-SDNETFUN please enter your credit card number to proceed to the next menu.

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Thank you for calling 1-900-SDNETFUN please select from the following options.

To engage in a pointless debate against ignorant trolls and spammers press 1

To join a heated flamewar threatening to engulf all of humanity press 2

To enjoy the company of slihtly demented, yet entertaining individuals who share many of your ideas/opinions/fetishes press 3

To hear founder mike Wong discuss the merits of Anal Sex please hit 4

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you have selected 4......

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-02-09 11:23am

Hm, now to see if he actually responds with a post detailing the merits of anal sex...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-09 11:31am

There is no merit to anal sex! Lets see how long it takes till I get flamed by Mike.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-09 11:36am

To hear a rant from MKSheppard about guns and the 2nd Admendment, press 5.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-09 03:07pm

To hear the angry screams of Rabid Monkeys, please press 6.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-09 04:40pm

To hear Scooter say "Admiral Kanos and Darth Wong are the same person?" press 7.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-02-09 04:43pm

To hear a random "Do you like me?" thread, please dial 8

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-09 04:45pm

To have your call disconeted by one of our many trained Moderators press 8
If you wish to repeat these options or wish to be entered into our "Random Disconnect" Club, Press 9

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-09 04:45pm

To hear Darkstar's clever thought of the day, press "%"

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-09 04:46pm

If you wish to get hadokened, press 0.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-09 04:49pm

If you want to hear me sniping away at random trolls, press #.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-02-09 04:54pm

If you hate automated phone services, hang up the phone.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-02-09 04:55pm

If you want to be paid a visit by your friendly local Horseman of Doom, press 666.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-09 04:56pm

If you wish not too hear me anymore hang up the phone, stupid.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-02-09 04:57pm

That sounds suspcisiously similar to my post....

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-09 05:10pm

It was a two minute difference, you Rebel Fool. I didn't see your post until after I posted.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-02-09 05:15pm

Heh....Imperial boot-licker.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-09 06:08pm

To find out what it would fel like to be a pro trek debater up against SDNets finest on national television with only RSA's or Graham Kennedy's information as your material insert phone in rectal cavity and leap out nearest window.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-09 06:49pm

If you with to troll or spam, smash all keys with an open fist

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-09 07:17pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Heh....Imperial boot-licker.

Scum*Loads Colt then slaps you with* Damn coward get him out of my place. Guess who I'm referring too you get a cookie.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-09 07:36pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:If you with to troll or spam, smash all keys with an open fist

If you wish to troll or spam, please wire tip and ring to whichever portions of your anatomy you value most and wait for your phone to ring.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-02-09 07:41pm

To watch a Star Trek wankfest showing to be demolish at a town or city near you.... Press #

Cyaround,
Jason

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-09 07:44pm

To BDZ the location of a rabid Trekkie you know press 239

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-02-09 07:50pm

To see New York City disappear in a ball of thermonuclear
fire from a ten megaton detonation, press 382-5692 (FUCK NYC)
on your phone.

To chose the country to take the Fall for the Nuclear Destruction of NYC,
press:

1. For Iraq

2. For North Korea

3. For Russia

4. For China

5. For France

(BEEP)

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-09 07:53pm

To see New York City disappear in a ball of thermonuclear
fire from a ten megaton detonation, press 382-5692 (FUCK NYC)
on your phone.

That's a bit insensitive when you take Sept. 11 in account..