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Justices: Strip search of teen was illegal
Supreme Court says Arizona school officials violated the law
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updated 11:30 a.m. CT, Thurs., June 25, 2009
WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court said Thursday school officials acted illegally when they strip-searched an Arizona teenage girl looking for prescription-strength ibuprofen.

In an 8-1 ruling, the justices said that school officials violated the Fourth Amendment ban on unreasonable searches when they ordered Savana Redding to remove her clothes and shake out her underwear.

Redding was 13 when Safford Middle School officials in rural eastern Arizona conducted the search. They were looking for pills — the equivalent of two Advils. The district bans prescription and over-the-counter drugs and the school was acting on a tip from another student.

The school's search of Redding's backpack and outer clothes was permissible, the court said. But the justices said that officials went too far when they asked to search her underwear.

A 1985 Supreme Court decision that dealt with searching a student's purse had found that school officials need only reasonable suspicions, not probable cause. But that decision also warned against a search that is "excessively intrusive."

"What was missing from the suspected facts that pointed to Savana was any indication of danger to the students from the power of the drugs or their quantity, and any reason to suppose that Savana was carrying pills in her underwear," Justice David Souter wrote in the majority opinion. "We think that the combination of these deficiencies was fatal to finding the search reasonable."

Redding said she was pleased with the court's decision. "I'm pretty excited about it, because that's what I wanted," she said. "I wanted to keep it from happening to anybody else."

"The court's decision sends a clear signal to school officials that they can strip search students only in the most extraordinary situations," added her lawyer, Adam Wolf of the American Civil Liberties Union Foundation.

In a dissent, Justice Clarence Thomas found the search legal and said the court previously had given school officials "considerable leeway" under the Fourth Amendment in school settings.

Officials had searched the girl's backpack and found nothing, Thomas said. "It was eminently reasonable to conclude the backpack was empty because Redding was secreting the pills in a place she thought no one would look," Thomas said.

"Redding would not have been the first person to conceal pills in her undergarments," he said. "Nor will she be the last after today's decision, which announces the safest place to secrete contraband in school."

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The high court also ruled school officials cannot be held liable in a lawsuit for the search. Different judges around the nation have come to different conclusions about immunity for school officials in strip searches, which leads the Supreme Court to "counsel doubt that we were sufficiently clear in the prior statement of law," Souter said.

"We think these differences of opinion from our own are substantial enough to require immunity for the school officials in this case," Souter said.

The justices also said the lower courts would have to determine whether the Safford United School District No. 1 could be held liable.

A schoolmate had accused Redding, then an eighth-grader, of giving her pills.

The school's vice principal, Kerry Wilson, took Redding to his office to search her backpack. When nothing was found, Redding was taken to a nurse's office where she says she was ordered to take off her shirt and pants. Redding said they then told her to move her bra to the side and to stretch her underwear waistband, exposing her breasts and pelvic area. No pills were found.


A federal magistrate dismissed a suit by Redding and her mother, April. An appeals panel agreed that the search didn't violate her rights. But last July, a full panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals found the search was "an invasion of constitutional rights" and that Wilson could be found personally liable.

Justices John Paul Stevens and Ruth Bader Ginsburg dissented from the portion of the ruling saying that Wilson could not be held financially liable.

"Wilson's treatment of Redding was abusive and it was not reasonable for him to believe that the law permitted it," Ginsburg said.

The case is Safford Unified School District v. April Redding, 08-479.
The lone dissenting opinion being Justice Thomas.

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His dissent I find a bit odd. You'd think he'd be on the other side of the fence. Maybe they drew straws so that it would look like they had debated and had some difference of opinion or to have someone pose the opposite view for clarity.
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I thought they voted the otherway earlier this year....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I thought they voted the otherway earlier this year....
That's because DA posted something on it a while ago, but it got derailed into a discussion on homeschooling and HoSed.
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Isolder74 wrote:His dissent I find a bit odd. You'd think he'd be on the other side of the fence. Maybe they drew straws so that it would look like they had debated and had some difference of opinion or to have someone pose the opposite view for clarity.
No, the Supreme Court has done unanimous rulings before. This is just Thomas being Thomas.
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Loving vs. Virgina comes to mind as a unanimus ruling....
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Uraniun235 wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:His dissent I find a bit odd. You'd think he'd be on the other side of the fence. Maybe they drew straws so that it would look like they had debated and had some difference of opinion or to have someone pose the opposite view for clarity.
No, the Supreme Court has done unanimous rulings before. This is just Thomas being Thomas.
Indeed, unanimous rulings are quite regular.
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The Original Nex wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:His dissent I find a bit odd. You'd think he'd be on the other side of the fence. Maybe they drew straws so that it would look like they had debated and had some difference of opinion or to have someone pose the opposite view for clarity.
No, the Supreme Court has done unanimous rulings before. This is just Thomas being Thomas.
Indeed, unanimous rulings are quite regular.

It still has me scratching my head at this one not being unanimous. :wtf:
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Thomas essentially argued In Loco Parentis No suprise there the minute I heard 8 to 1 I knew he was the dissent.
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Isolder74 wrote:
The Original Nex wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote: No, the Supreme Court has done unanimous rulings before. This is just Thomas being Thomas.
Indeed, unanimous rulings are quite regular.

It still has me scratching my head at this one not being unanimous. :wtf:
Well keep in mind that Thomas is quite insane. :D
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Regardless of Thomas' mental stability, or possible lack thereof, this is cause for celebration. A victory has been won for sanity today.
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The Original Nex wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:It still has me scratching my head at this one not being unanimous. :wtf:
Well keep in mind that Thomas is quite insane. :D
Rather, he is quite authoritarian. Really, little wonder that Thomas would vote for any expansion of police power. The sort of conservative who fervently believes in conserving freedom from the people since there's no knowing just what sort of mischief the people might get up to if they actually have freedoms to use.
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Uraniun235 wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:His dissent I find a bit odd. You'd think he'd be on the other side of the fence. Maybe they drew straws so that it would look like they had debated and had some difference of opinion or to have someone pose the opposite view for clarity.
No, the Supreme Court has done unanimous rulings before. This is just Thomas being Thomas.
Indeed. Thomas was also the only one who wanted to overturn the Voting Rights Act. Until about last year, I thought Scalia was the worst justice, because he's an ornery cuss that doesn't like blue-collar people. Thomas, though, is just bat-shit insane.
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She got a strip search on suspicion of carrying ibuprofen? It's not even an ingredient for meth.
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Yeah but it can cause liver damage....

but yeah, that's putting the loco* in "In loco Parentis"


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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yeah but it can cause liver damage....
If you gobble it like candy, and it still takes a few years.

Another example of how insane "zero tolerance" policies are. This society is steadily locking itself up in its own web of legalisms.
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Patrick Degan wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yeah but it can cause liver damage....
If you gobble it like candy, and it still takes a few years.

Another example of how insane "zero tolerance" policies are. This society is steadily locking itself up in its own web of legalisms.
It was a perscription drug with a sciency sounding name, which to retarded middle schoolers means apparently means something even if it's ibuprofen. Kids buying and selling drugs that are illegal to sell without a doctor's order at school isn't something you want to allow, even if the drugs in question are harmless. You could argue that double-strength painkillers shouldn't require a perscription, but selling any kind of perscritpion drugs is still against the law, as far as I know. I agree that the degree of a search should vary with the severity of the drug you're looking for - reasonable suspicion of a kid dealing PHP would justify a whole lot more than a perscription drug of some sort. And either way, there wasn't "any reason to suppose that Savana was carrying pills in her underwear" as Souter said. I just want to point out that there's a hell of a lot of difference between a person having - or even selling! - legal drugs at school and interdicting illegal activity on a school campus, even in the case of a harmless crime.
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Feil wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yeah but it can cause liver damage....
If you gobble it like candy, and it still takes a few years.

Another example of how insane "zero tolerance" policies are. This society is steadily locking itself up in its own web of legalisms.
It was a perscription drug with a sciency sounding name, which to retarded middle schoolers means apparently means something even if it's ibuprofen. Kids buying and selling drugs that are illegal to sell without a doctor's order at school isn't something you want to allow, even if the drugs in question are harmless. You could argue that double-strength painkillers shouldn't require a perscription, but selling any kind of perscritpion drugs is still against the law, as far as I know. I agree that the degree of a search should vary with the severity of the drug you're looking for - reasonable suspicion of a kid dealing PHP would justify a whole lot more than a perscription drug of some sort. And either way, there wasn't "any reason to suppose that Savana was carrying pills in her underwear" as Souter said. I just want to point out that there's a hell of a lot of difference between a person having - or even selling! - legal drugs at school and interdicting illegal activity on a school campus, even in the case of a harmless crime.
I really wish I could just quote your username as my sole response here, but sadly this is not GAF.

1) Ibuprofen is OTC, not prescription, in the small quantities present in this case
2) Strip-searching little girls for OTC drugs that they are sharing with friends for the purpose of headache relief, not the purpose of trippin' ballz, immediately fails the "wait this is absurd" test of all sensible people.
3) re: the bolded - The mere existence of laws does not mean that they are sane, decent, reasonable, or just. For examples of this, we have the laws of Singapore, Burma, the DPRK and other contemporary tinpot dictatorships, as well as many old laws of every society in history.
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Xisiqomelir wrote:1) Ibuprofen is OTC, not prescription, in the small quantities present in this case
It is when it's "prescription-strength", presumably it is, indeed, a prescription drug. Consider reading the OP before jumping on the bandwagon. Or maybe you could even do a little fact-checking on your own, in which you might have come up with something like this quotation from the Opinion of the US Court of Appeals 9th Circuit:
During the meeting, Jordan handed Wilson a white pill and said that Marissa had given it to him and that a group of students were planning to take pills at lunch. Upon learning this information, Wilson took the pill to Peggy Schwallier, the school nurse, and asked her to identify it. Schwallier identified it as "Ibuprofen 400 mg," a pill available only by prescription.
2) Strip-searching little girls for OTC drugs that they are sharing with friends for the purpose of headache relief, not the purpose of trippin' ballz, immediately fails the "wait this is absurd" test of all sensible people.
Did I say that she should have been strip searched? No, I said that "I agree that the degree of a search should vary with the severity of the drug you're looking for - reasonable suspicion of a kid dealing PHP would justify a whole lot more than a perscription drug of some sort. And either way, there wasn't "any reason to suppose that Savana was carrying pills in her underwear" as Souter said." So maybe you should both read the OP and the post that you're responding to.
3) re: the bolded - The mere existence of laws does not mean that they are sane, decent, reasonable, or just. For examples of this, we have the laws of Singapore, Burma, the DPRK and other contemporary tinpot dictatorships, as well as many old laws of every society in history.
How does this even apply to my post, much less the bolded section, in which I specifically said "You could argue that double-strength painkillers shouldn't require a prescription"? Or do you think that people should be able to distribute any prescription drug they want? Or maybe there should make a list of which prescription drugs people could distribute and which they couldn't. We could call the ones they could distribute "over the counter" and the ones they couldn't "prescription". Oh. Right. There is.

Since I presume you were trying to make a witty pun by mispronouncing my username, how about I just say it for you? Fail. As in, next time, don't fail to fucking read my post, or the OP, or anything else before idiotically concluding "wah wah Feil approves of strip-searching little girls".
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Wait, wtf? 400mg Ibuprofen isn't even OTC here, it's just something I can pick up at the supermarket next to the vitamins. I started buying the 400mg pills because I always took 2 200mg pills to get any effect out of them. I take it all the time for my upper back and neck pain.
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and as I stated it was putting the "loco" (crazy) in "In Loco Parentis
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Feil wrote:
Xisiqomelir wrote:1) Ibuprofen is OTC, not prescription, in the small quantities present in this case
It is when it's "prescription-strength", presumably it is, indeed, a prescription drug. Consider reading the OP before jumping on the bandwagon. Or maybe you could even do a little fact-checking on your own, in which you might have come up with something like this quotation from the Opinion of the US Court of Appeals 9th Circuit:
During the meeting, Jordan handed Wilson a white pill and said that Marissa had given it to him and that a group of students were planning to take pills at lunch. Upon learning this information, Wilson took the pill to Peggy Schwallier, the school nurse, and asked her to identify it. Schwallier identified it as "Ibuprofen 400 mg," a pill available only by prescription.
Really? Guess what:

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The nurse is an imbecile, or she's backing the school party-line. Advil and Motrin both have 400mg caplets available over-the-counter at any supermarket or drugstore. Try doing a little fact-checking of your own before advising others to do fact-checking. Furthermore, the phrase "prescription strength" is often used as a marketing label and has very much been stripped of its meaning.
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This goes way beyond ridiculous. The very idea that strip-searching a little girl - for any reason, never mind the possession of legal, over-the-counter drugs - entered into the school's List of Acceptable Methods is at the very, very least obscene misconduct, while the nurse's inability to recognize the difference between ibuprofen and whatever else they thought it was ought to be cause for the revocation of that nurse's license, if you ask me. The legalistic, authoritarian nuttiness in America has reached a ludicrous level, and I sincerely hope that we will be taking steps to curtail such trends.
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Master_Baerne wrote:This goes way beyond ridiculous. The very idea that strip-searching a little girl - for any reason, never mind the possession of legal, over-the-counter drugs - entered into the school's List of Acceptable Methods is at the very, very least obscene misconduct, while the nurse's inability to recognize the difference between ibuprofen and whatever else they thought it was ought to be cause for the revocation of that nurse's license, if you ask me. The legalistic, authoritarian nuttiness in America has reached a ludicrous level, and I sincerely hope that we will be taking steps to curtail such trends.
That has already happened. The Supreme Court of the United States has just declared 8 - 1 that it was misconduct on the part of the school to search this girl. This means no school should be doing it in the future.
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Not just the specific case, but the general trend that leads to people deciding such measures are justified, to sueing others over the slightest offense, and to various other senseless activities and choices.
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