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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh I've used AI before, I had an ALICE bot work on ICQ as part of an experiment for a week with my profile changed to become a female student.

It gained at least 20MB of data on sexual inuendo and insults.
Great minds think alike, it seems. That's basically what I did, only I used a spare ICQ account so I didn't have idiots with my normal ICQ number after the experiment.
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Hotfoot wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh I've used AI before, I had an ALICE bot work on ICQ as part of an experiment for a week with my profile changed to become a female student.

It gained at least 20MB of data on sexual inuendo and insults.
Great minds think alike, it seems. That's basically what I did, only I used a spare ICQ account so I didn't have idiots with my normal ICQ number after the experiment.
I let my ICQ mates on SB try and chat to me.

Haha, me and Marc a.k.a. Dark Lord both had bots that chat together until they crashed and we even got others to chat to them and not notice anything wrong.
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IG-88E wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Regarding the BotM forum, where is it? I'm a member of it, but ever since I've joined I've never visited the forum before. lol
Step 1: Go to the main index.

Step 2: Scroll down.
Uhm...I don't see it anywhere...
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Regarding the BotM forum, where is it? I'm a member of it, but ever since I've joined I've never visited the forum before. lol
Step 1: Go to the main index.

Step 2: Scroll down.
Uhm...I don't see it anywhere...
That's because you're not a member, according to the list.
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Hmm....according to Verlion I'm a member. :?:
How very odd...can someone please fix this?
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Friend of mine once put together a bot called "Whybot" It answers the question "Why?"

Pretty funny stuff...
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Hmm....according to Verlion I'm a member. :?:
How very odd...can someone please fix this?
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You're not there. PM Verilon. Don't bother if you're under 18, though. Verilon's about to nuke everybody under that age, in appliance to Lord Wong's recomendations.
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Under 18?!?! But....but....what?! Damn it! I have to wait several months now! :cry:
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Under 18?!?! But....but....what?! Damn it! I have to wait several months now! :cry:
If that's the case, it's his call. PM him.
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Nah, I don't want to get the forum in any sort of trouble. :(
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Pardon my n00bish query, but what exactly is the deal about the Brotherhood of the Monkey?
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I was laughing while I read the whole thing Xalev. I have to get me one of those but I'm not willing to pay for it so looks like I'm not getting one.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Pardon my n00bish query, but what exactly is the deal about the Brotherhood of the Monkey?
Besides our freakish hypersexuality, or our attempts to take over the world. Uh, forget that second one. :D
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It's pretty much and adult off topic forum. Adult in that it is filled with porn.
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Cybering is pathetic.

I'm spoiled though since I got head recently.
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Yes, you are still in that stage after sex.
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RogueIce wrote:Lurking around IRC as I did, I of course saw the offers, but never actually saw it done. This being a board where topics about anal sex, ejaculation distance, organ size, and which Disney character you'd screw threads seemed pretty popular, I thought someone here would know how it's done, and what, exactly, is the point. Does it really accomplish anything? How do you go about doing it?

The reason I ask is, I was recently playing online pool with a (female, non-gf) friend, and some idiot came in with the "a/s/l?" and "wanna cyber?" routine. So, it got me thinking about what exactly you do in a cyber anyway.

So, this board being the way it is, I figure one of you must know, and any help would be appreciated.
yep. I've done that with some online relationships in the past. it can be nice. being a writer helps.

edit: o_O that is very odd. I must have quoted the wrong box.
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jaeger115 wrote:
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I thought Iggy was 19. :?
That's a segment of the member's list. I was only pointing out that IRG commandoJoe is not a member.

Anyway, I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. I misread verilon's post (I read what I expected to read) the first time I skimmed through it. Reading it again, I realized the mods haven't decided yet what to do to the BOTM, and verilon asked people not to speculate.

I apologize for the confusion.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:That's a segment of the member's list. I was only pointing out that IRG commandoJoe is not a member.
(Realization dawns.)
I have to remove that from my sig. Damn it!
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If you didn't say that no one would have noticed. At least, I wouldn't have noticed...
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So what? My goal wasn't to screw the rules to stay in BotM, especially since I wasn't even in it in the first place due to my age.
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Raxmei wrote:Here's a chatlog of a horny guy trying to solicit cybersex with Eliza on AIM.

http://fury.com/aoliza/fortytwo.php
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Err.. whatever... but I'm telling you. That programme talks with the same logic that a girl I know does. She's quite pretty (brown hair, blue eyes, nice figure, quite slender, large white teeth in a nice wide mouth, innocent looking eyes that sort of make you just wanna put your arms around her type of thing) but the girl has no bloody brain... She talks exactly like that!

AOLiza: is it important to you that your degree in business admin?

fortytwo: only because to get ahead u need the degree. I really dpn't give a
rats ass about the piece of paper

AOLiza: is that the real reason?

fortytwo: yes. I want to make a decent living and the sheepskin will help me
get what I want. Enought about me what about U???

AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this.

fortytwo: about what

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

fortytwo: not really. I want to know about u so i can talk to u more
intelligently

AOLiza: but your degree in business admin.

fortytwo: yes. I will get my degree in June

AOLiza: your degree in june?

fortytwo: my B of A and then I will move into corporate business alliance
with Starbucks

AOLiza: your b of a and then you will move into corporate business alliance
with starbucks?

fortytwo: yes so before i repeat myself again tell me something about
yourself

AOLiza: you say yes so before you repeat yourself again tell you something
about myself?

fortytwo: for instance your age what u do where u live

AOLiza: what makes you think of my age what u do where u live?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?



It's like the girl can't think for herself, or she doesn't know english as her first language... I don't know... Maybe she's had her brain programmed wrong somehow... I don't know... She freaks me out.
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