Shinova wrote:I have only a question to ask but if anyone wants to discuss how to artistically crash windows, then go ahead.
My question is, seeing as how it takes about 30-50 programs up and running at the same time to crash XP, is there any reason why one would have 30-50 Internet Explorers or other programs up and running at the same time?
EDIT: Other than to crash windows ^_^
'Tis called multi tasking......usually when a regular net user gets going in a night....he/she can easily be using up to 30 windows at a time easily...(especially with opera, only ten times more efficient than ie) as well as music, winmx, paint shop pro, diablo 2 in the background( occasionly playing) countless chat windows....XP hasn't crashed on me yet despite this load.
'cmon man, you've been round at my house....you see how I abuse multi-tasking....I had to get trillian because running MSN, Yahoo, IRC, ICQ and AIM at the same time along with PSP, WinMX, IE (for some sites), Opera (for general un-MS fucked sites), coffee cup (so much prettier for text editing pages than notepad), two or three copies of notepad (for things I want to jot down), a couple of wordpad windows (for whatever little bits of prose I'm working on) and winamp.....
Oh I know......I was goin easy on 'em
Xcom ; Standing proud and getting horrifically murdered by Chryssalids since 1994
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:How To Trash Your Computer. Note: Back up all your data and dig out your Windows disk. You WILL need to reformat the thing.
1. Open IE
2. Set Security Settings to Low
3. Go to MSN Search.
4. Type in "Free Porn"
5. Start Hitting All Them Pretty Links!
6. Watch Your System Become a Smoldering Virused Popup-Infested Wreck.
7. Reboot and Repeat Several Times.
How to Fix:
1. Format C: /y
2. Install Linux...
That'll do it...
Now for the easy way of doing it, just go to run and tyope cmd. A command prompt will open up. Once inside, just type deltree windows, enter, y. That'll do it in, albeit rather permenantly.
Don't forget disabling your package anti-virus software! We don't need that!..Hit dem links!
Xcom ; Standing proud and getting horrifically murdered by Chryssalids since 1994
NF_Utvol wrote:Throwing you computer at the idiot bouncing a basketball in the hall while you are trying to get to sleep is a good way also...
Grrr...
My dorm is full of friggen drunkard idiots.
Isn't that a prerequisite of being a student at university?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
NF_Utvol wrote:Throwing you computer at the idiot bouncing a basketball in the hall while you are trying to get to sleep is a good way also...
Grrr...
My dorm is full of friggen drunkard idiots.
Isn't that a prerequisite of being a student at university?
They are a "design feature".
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
NF_Utvol wrote:Throwing you computer at the idiot bouncing a basketball in the hall while you are trying to get to sleep is a good way also...
Grrr...
My dorm is full of friggen drunkard idiots.
Isn't that a prerequisite of being a student at university?
They are a "design feature".
Only in Universities that run MS certified courses, everywhere else thy're bugs.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Rob Wilson wrote:
Isn't that a prerequisite of being a student at university?
They are a "design feature".
Microsoft designed them?!
Possibly....they serve no useful purpose.....often crash....do strange and inexplicable things and are impossible to get rid of.....
Then we have the drunk students.....
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Coaan wrote:
Who seem to be on a destuctive par with the United states army
Only when in search of alcohol....or if you mean projectile firepower....after the search has been succesful....
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Coaan wrote:
Who seem to be on a destuctive par with the United states army
Only when in search of alcohol....or if you mean projectile firepower....after the search has been succesful....
'course, supply both and there's nowhere to hide....
You wouldnt be refering to the debacle of christmas?
I'll be visiting the Holy Mead bearer tonight.....considered giving up on that vow of yours yet?
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Isn't that a prerequisite of being a student at university?
They are a "design feature".
Microsoft designed them?!
Hi I'm Sports Jock, how can I help you today? I see your trying to do some CS programming. Do you know that by my spilling beer on the keyboard and using your tower as a rebound post for my Basketball, your work efficiency will rise 200%? Your work hasn't been saved , allow me to help you by pressing Ctrl/Alt/Del. There aren't you glad I'm designed to help you?
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Only when in search of alcohol....or if you mean projectile firepower....after the search has been succesful....
'course, supply both and there's nowhere to hide....
You wouldnt be refering to the debacle of christmas?
I'll be visiting the Holy Mead bearer tonight.....considered giving up on that vow of yours yet?
Erm...I would. she'll kick my arse if I do properly...but so long as there's not a repeat of that date-which-shall-not-be-mentioned then drinking mead is good
Xcom ; Standing proud and getting horrifically murdered by Chryssalids since 1994
Rob Wilson wrote:
Hi I'm Sports Jock, how can I help you today? I see your trying to do some CS programming. Do you know that by my spilling beer on the keyboard and using your tower as a rebound post for my Basketball, your work efficiency will rise 200%? Your work hasn't been saved , allow me to help you by pressing Ctrl/Alt/Del. There aren't you glad I'm designed to help you?
"I thought he was a party robot" - Homer.
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Hi I'm Sports Jock, how can I help you today? I see your trying to do some CS programming. Do you know that by my spilling beer on the keyboard and using your tower as a rebound post for my Basketball, your work efficiency will rise 200%? Your work hasn't been saved , allow me to help you by pressing Ctrl/Alt/Del. There aren't you glad I'm designed to help you?
"the Fingers you have used to dial are too fat.....to order a special dialing wand...mash keypad with fist after the beep.."
Xcom ; Standing proud and getting horrifically murdered by Chryssalids since 1994
Hi I'm Sports Jock, how can I help you today? I see your trying to do some CS programming. Do you know that by my spilling beer on the keyboard and using your tower as a rebound post for my Basketball, your work efficiency will rise 200%? Your work hasn't been saved , allow me to help you by pressing Ctrl/Alt/Del. There aren't you glad I'm designed to help you?
"the Fingers you have used to dial are too fat.....to order a special dialing wand...mash keypad with fist after the beep.."
Good old homer.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
Rob Wilson wrote:
Hi I'm Sports Jock, how can I help you today? I see your trying to do some CS programming. Do you know that by my spilling beer on the keyboard and using your tower as a rebound post for my Basketball, your work efficiency will rise 200%? Your work hasn't been saved , allow me to help you by pressing Ctrl/Alt/Del. There aren't you glad I'm designed to help you?
"the Fingers you have used to dial are too fat.....to order a special dialing wand...mash keypad with fist after the beep.."
Good old homer.
He's a classic...
Xcom ; Standing proud and getting horrifically murdered by Chryssalids since 1994
"No internet and no caffine make Kev something something...."
"Go crazy?"
"Dont mind if I do!!!"
*insert madness*
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
...usually when a regular net user gets going in a night....he/she can easily be using up to 30 windows at a time easily...(especially with opera, only ten times more efficient than ie) as well as music, winmx, paint shop pro, diablo 2 in the background( occasionly playing) countless chat windows....XP hasn't crashed on me yet despite this load.
she'll kick my arse if I do properly...but so long as there's not a repeat of that date-which-shall-not-be-mentioned then drinking mead is good