What do you look like?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 01:57pm

I'm sure as fuck not going to cut my hair. I can't personally stand how I feel with short hair, and I didn't like how I looked. I don't care if it's basically a "the Farmer's Wife" haircut. This is how I like it.

The main thing is that I need to shave regularly.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 03:12pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The main thing is that I need to shave regularly.

That took four months. Some might consider it a blessing, I consider it a curse.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 03:22pm

Four months? Fuck, I could get that in at least one or two.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-10 03:27pm

Uh, Spanky? Call me dense here, but what took four months?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 03:28pm

See Hotfoot's post above mine, Mr. Density.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-10 03:29pm

Lagmonster wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Spanky...I dare you to cut your hair, lose the goatee/beard, and go around like that for a few months. Dunno why.
Don't listen to a single word he says. Take it from a guy who has no hair: Keep the hair! I always thought it'd be cool and easy to go bald, but I mysteriously stopped dating when I started losing my hair. There MUST be a coincidence.

Lag, don't take this the wrong way, but you're the first person I've ever even heard of who thought it would be cool to go bald. Not knockin' you, man, that's just a first.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 03:31pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Uh, Spanky? Call me dense here, but what took four months?

*points up to picture he just posted* From cleanshaven to that took me four months.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Four months? Fuck, I could get that in at least one or two.

Yeah. I'm the kind of guy who shaves monday morning and gets a three o'clock shadow sometime arond sunday night.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-10 04:06pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Lag, don't take this the wrong way, but you're the first person I've ever even heard of who thought it would be cool to go bald. Not knockin' you, man, that's just a first.

It depends, seriously. I always figured I'd end up looking like Yule Brenner, or bald in a sexy kind of way, like Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery. Instead, I end up looking like a really tall version of Friar Tuck for a decade of my life.

This is because I'm a 6 foot X, supple, pale German. Now, when a black guy is bald he looks cool, like Michael Jordan. Whereas when a white guy is bald he looks like a giant thumb.*

*With all due respect to Dave Barry.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-02-10 04:11pm

Lagmonster wrote: It depends, seriously. I always figured I'd end up looking like Yule Brenner, or bald in a sexy kind of way, like Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery. Instead, I end up looking like a really tall version of Friar Tuck for a decade of my life.

This is because I'm a 6 foot X, supple, pale German. Now, when a black guy is bald he looks cool, like Michael Jordan. Whereas when a white guy is bald he looks like a giant thumb.*

*With all due respect to Dave Barry.

Now you tell me.

I just cut my hair again today. Not quite bald but I guess I should really consider growning out my hair.

That's going to make the summer nice and hot, well hotter feeling for me anyway.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-10 04:17pm

Tsyroc wrote:Now you tell me. I just cut my hair again today. Not quite bald but I guess I should really consider growing out my hair. That's going to make the summer nice and hot, well hotter feeling for me anyway.

You're in a part of the earth that regularly re-defines 'hot', anyway. The one good thing about having daringly short or no hair is that it doesn't get in your way, fall in your food, need vast dollars-worth of asthetic care, etc. You just wax and go.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-10 04:45pm

Don't worry fellas those goatees get easier to grow once puberty kicks in. Of course i can't talk my facial hair is blonde and looks like peach fuzz

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-02-10 04:54pm

Lagmonster wrote: You're in a part of the earth that regularly re-defines 'hot', anyway. The one good thing about having daringly short or no hair is that it doesn't get in your way, fall in your food, need vast dollars-worth of asthetic care, etc. You just wax and go.

Yeah, it may not get the babes but it sure makes up for it in conveinence. Roll out of bed, hair not messed up. Get out of the shower, hair almost completely dry after a brief towling off. I also like that I don't have to spend time combing and styling my hair. When I actually do have longer hair it is fine and straight but it doesn't all want to go the same direction. Plus, if I want it to go where I want then I have to put some gel or mouse in it. Both of which help seal in the heat which is something I already have a problem with.

I've never been able to put up with my hair for enough time to grow it long enough to where I could start doing interesting things with it. I also don't like going to the barber/salon whatever. For less that $40 I can buy a cet of clippers and do it myself for free.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-10 05:30pm

Hotfoot wrote: http://www.realmofconfusion.com/webcam24a.jpg
That took four months. Some might consider it a blessing, I consider it a curse.

That photo makes you look like a prison inmate.

[Comment made in all seriousness but not intended as an insult.]

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 06:18pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Don't worry fellas those goatees get easier to grow once puberty kicks in. Of course i can't talk my facial hair is blonde and looks like peach fuzz

Oh, sod off. I'm 21.

Old enough to drink, smoke, vote, get hardcore porn, and die for my country.

Enlightenment wrote: That photo makes you look like a prison inmate.

[Comment made in all seriousness but not intended as an insult.]

So people keep saying.

Of course, my "WTF?" shirt and my Excel Saga "THROWYOURLIFEAWAYFORJUSTICE" shirt just happen to be that weird hot orange prison inmate color.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-10 06:48pm

You have an Excel Saga shirt? You utter, utter bastard.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 06:51pm

And it's orange?

I hate you.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 06:53pm

Dalton wrote:You have an Excel Saga shirt? You utter, utter bastard.

And an Excel Saga poster on my wall (excel saga is YUMMY). I had to eat one of the Excel Saga posters to get the Excel Saga shirt at Otakon this past summer.

But yeah, here's my Excel Saga poster (not the one I ate part of, but one I snagged later that day), plus my Inu Yasha Poster that I got at the premier screening of Inu Yasha on Cartoon Network at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square from AXNY/BAAF.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And it's orange?

I hate you.

I'll take a picture the next time I wear it, so you can print it out and throw darts at it, okay?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-10 07:02pm

Hotfoot wrote:
Dalton wrote:You have an Excel Saga shirt? You utter, utter bastard.
And an Excel Saga poster on my wall (excel saga is YUMMY). I had to eat one of the Excel Saga posters to get the Excel Saga shirt at Otakon this past summer.

Hotfoot wrote:But yeah, here's my Excel Saga poster (not the one I ate part of, but one I snagged later that day), plus my Inu Yasha Poster that I got at the premier screening of Inu Yasha on Cartoon Network at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square from AXNY/BAAF.
http://www.realmofconfusion.com/wall1a.jpg

Woo! That poster is fucking funny. Only anime "poster" I have is a Trigun wallscroll.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 07:09pm

Dalton wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:
Dalton wrote:You have an Excel Saga shirt? You utter, utter bastard.
And an Excel Saga poster on my wall (excel saga is YUMMY). I had to eat one of the Excel Saga posters to get the Excel Saga shirt at Otakon this past summer.

I've been tempered by Golden Demon/Games Day to do strange stuff for the sake of swag. Screaming out "WAAAAAAAUGH!" or "FOR THE EMPEROR!" at the top of my lungs, submitting myself to the abuse of the speed painting competitions. In comparison, eating a poster is tame.

Besides, I have a big mouth. I didn't swallow, just took a few big bites, chewed, and made a big show of taking a few more big bites while pretending to swallow. Once I got the shirt, I turned the corner and found a garbage can.

Woo! That poster is fucking funny. Only anime "poster" I have is a Trigun wallscroll.

Hehe, yeah, it is. It's why I went back for another one.

Now I just need Excel Saga DVDs...

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-10 07:18pm

Hotfoot: you're scary... you look just like a friend of mine....*shudder*

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 07:20pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Hotfoot: you're scary... you look just like a friend of mine....*shudder*

I'm not that scary, honest...see?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-10 07:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, is this long enough for ya?:

http://tonberimuyo0.tripod.com/spankypic.html

Nope.

Hotfoot's is closer.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-10 07:41pm

Hotfoot wrote:I've been tempered by Golden Demon/Games Day to do strange stuff for the sake of swag. Screaming out "WAAAAAAAUGH!" or "FOR THE EMPEROR!" at the top of my lungs, submitting myself to the abuse of the speed painting competitions. In comparison, eating a poster is tame.

Besides, I have a big mouth. I didn't swallow, just took a few big bites, chewed, and made a big show of taking a few more big bites while pretending to swallow. Once I got the shirt, I turned the corner and found a garbage can.

Most impressive

Hotfoot wrote:
Dalton wrote:Woo! That poster is fucking funny. Only anime "poster" I have is a Trigun wallscroll.
Hehe, yeah, it is. It's why I went back for another one.

Now I just need Excel Saga DVDs...

I have volumes one and two...three should be out now.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-10 07:47pm

Hotfoot wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Hotfoot: you're scary... you look just like a friend of mine....*shudder*
I'm not that scary, honest...see?

OMG! YOU'RE JASON MEWES!

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-10 07:51pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:OMG! YOU'RE JASON MEWES!

Wha?

Er, who? *blinks*

Name: Cameron Allen Johnson
DOB: 1-16-1982
State of Origin: New Jersey
Current Occupation: College Student

Granted, this wouldn't be the first case of mistaken identity I've had...it seems like every other time I'm around Times Square these days someone thinks they know me...